💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed

Nick's always been replaceable and he's already been replaced

And the replacement gives us sandwich reviews once in a while

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick's always been replaceable and he's already been replaced

All of his actions can be explained by being a Cluster B fuckup fag and cuck lashing out at at anyone and everyone.

His narcissistic injury must be at galactic (or Galaxy Gas) levels, all I want to do is rub salt in the wound. I've never felt such desire to see a cow suffer as this asshole, with the exception of Andy Ditch.

 

[Naaaaaaa]

Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed

Nick's always been replaceable and he's already been replaced

Well, people liked Nick because, at his best, it seemed like he was making situations fun for himself, which made it fun for the viewers. Just look at the old bits: the Mobius mouthpiece, making fun of the chair, even unbreaded, etc.


Current Nick though? He can't make anything fun. And when he tries like with the super-tips you can literally taste the venom.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

One big tell in my opinion that Rackets is still seeing April is how he turns on EVERYONE that leaves him; The Nanny, Toe, Sean, Kurt, Null, ect.

But somehow April is never on that list, even after the "boyfriend" story.

 

[not william stenchever]

I can't believe she gave the kids liquor. That's super dangerous to mix with all the coke rackets was giving them.

Don't forget the ketamine. There's a reason they're called Kayla's K-hole Kids.

I jest, of course, but I would guess the ketamine was Kayla's favorite part of the expansive drug stash.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

One big tell in my opinion that Rackets is still seeing April is how he turns on EVERYONE that leaves him; The Nanny, Toe, Sean, Kurt, Null, ect.

But somehow April is never on that list, even after the "boyfriend" story.

She has the nukes though, probably.

 

[bookers]

I'm with the folks that think he's setting up the Nanny to blame for the state of his home when the bodycam comes out.

This is what I was thinking as well.
The timing of this where he knows that it's likely the bodycam footage is going to be released soon and he's just randomly talking about this nanny now.
Seems like quite the coincidence.
So he's getting ahead of it so that if/when it comes out and the house looks like shit, he can blame it on the nanny.
Why else bring this up out of nowhere.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

She has the nukes though, probably.

If April fell off the lumbercart, Nick 100% had her sign an NDA.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

She has the nukes though, probably.

While I agree with you, that line of thinking is too advanced for swiss cheese brain galaxy gas rail king. I'm sure the nanny has just enough if not more to share if she wanted.

 

[Oxyjen]

HE'S POOR!
HE'S BROKE!

HE’S A CUCK!

(Someone had to say it)

 

[dustnight]

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Man, I just have that tingling feeling we're gonna eat well for some time.

Guys 'member unBREADed? 'member good ol' days when unbreaded was most controversial thing Nicks done? I 'member

 

[daniel day]

dog corpse

WHERE SUNNY

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Plot twist: the “significant person” who has suddenly appeared to help Null’s lawyer fight for the body cam footage is…

Its Vince McMahon! Its always Vince!

 

[3MMA]

One big tell in my opinion that Rackets is still seeing April is how he turns on EVERYONE that leaves him; The Nanny, Toe, Sean, Kurt, Null, ect.

But somehow April is never on that list, even after the "boyfriend" story.

He gets almost all of his self esteem by building himself up in Aprils eyes, to be clear, by what he imagines he looks like in Aprils opinion. His imagined opinion for April. Did anyone else catch the dumb throwaway line Nick said while describing seeing Aprils new boyfriend w/ her at a stoplight? He went on to say the new boyfriend must be “so scared of him because he has a history of stealing April.” Yes, he really said that. So delusional & sad, like this guy

giving you *finger guns* from across the bar before he harasses you to come to the bathroom with him to do some lines.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

But somehow April is never on that list, even after the "boyfriend" story.

Is never on that list...........yet.

It's like he's exercising his defamation muscles on the nanny in preparation for the final boss April the minute she goes rogue publicly.

 

[pacifist kaczynski]

He gets almost all of his self esteem by building himself up in Aprils eyes, to be clear, by what he imagines he looks like in Aprils opinion. His imagined opinion for April. Did anyone else catch the dumb throwaway line Nick said while describing seeing Aprils new boyfriend w/ her at a stoplight? He went on to say the new boyfriend must be “so scared of him because he has a history of stealing April.” Yes, he really said that. So delusional & sad, like this guy
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giving you *finger guns* from across the bar before he harasses you to come to the bathroom with him to do some lines.

He 100% believes he can get her back if they breakup. In his head it's "when they breakup" since Nick is the best she can get.

 

[Fapcop]

Here's the superchat which prompted the nanny information

and video.

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Wait… I’m a little confused…

Did Nick seriously just claim that the Nanny’s “expenses” are groceries for… HIS kids?!

How is Nick feeding his kids (poorly) somehow “the nanny’s expenses”?

The only other alternative explanation is that Nick is seriously claiming that he spent FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on fast food. For some of the kids. When they’re on the way back from an activity.

WTF?!? That’s like what… FOUR THOUSAND McD meals?!? Or EIGHT HUNDRED nude pics of Kayla?!

The gas really went to his noggin’ didn’t it?

(I suppose the only other possibility besides Nick lying his ass off as usual, is that he’s such a dumbass that the nanny scammed him out of tens of thousands of dollars by saying she needed to get a happy meal, so could he please reimburse her the 100$ she spent. In which case I can only say: You go girl! Get dat bag!)

 

[Vibralldo]

One big tell in my opinion that Rackets is still seeing April is how he turns on EVERYONE that leaves him; The Nanny, Toe, Sean, Kurt, Null, ect.

But somehow April is never on that list, even after the "boyfriend" story.

If April ever makes a guest appearance on the kino casino or testifies against Nick he'll be calling her a coke whore on his show and imply that she gave his daughter coke and sexually harassed his son

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 19 - Rekieta Notables


TLDR: Random, disorganized, and bitchy. It should have been a night stream. Comparatively, he looked okay (though very red nose) but spent the commentary time shaming the nanny, fake-laughing at Kurt's micro-peen, or with dead air as he was tweeting.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1700 (this was as stated live on 2 of my devices; I can't explain the discrepancy stated on the thumbnail)
• Supertips (approx): 76 fueled by a "micropeen" Kurt shaming. (Divide by 3-5 for actual #, most were $5.00, also see @Third World Aristocrat's Supertip data dumps, they're more accurate.)
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 52
• Breaks/Interruptions: Nothing notable except one long one to make Ramen.

Presented without comment:

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

- 15 minutes late

- He may get a haircut today.

- He’s published a recap video and is happy with how it’s performing. He's also very happy with his "Russian-art" inspired thumbnail:


- Figured out today that closed captions can be dragged and dropped on the screen (umm, even I know how to do that).

- Kurt’s Supertip scrolling micropeen counter was enacted on the stream. He stopped at 69.


- Thanked his audience for watching, and his views going up. He saw a big bump in the beginning, but knows it's settled down. He asked people to share his videos: “I appreciate the hell out of it.”

- Turtle Boy apparently shouted Nick out (case related). Nick plans to reach out to him to get him back on the show.

- Greeted someone named Natalie specifically and said, “We will be in your neck of the woods soon."

- During a court break, spent most of it yakking on Kurt’s micropeen and how hilarious the joke is.

- Explained his time in jail: He was in a booking cell for several hours and then a holding cell, "I guess"; it may have been an overnight area away from the general population.

- Started watching a cross of Trooper Paul from the first Read case to pass the break time. Refused to watch DUI Guy's (very good) clips because "I don’t want his commentary, I want mine."

- Ramen break at 11:20 for a rather long time (10-15 min.)

- On Kurt: “I’m such a child," “I’m a petty asshole”, “Don’t shame me for my disability," and "Kurt has made me a shit load."

- Someone offered him $100 to do pushups. He refused, saying he's "not desperate for money" and can't show the floor of his office with his setup.

- Read Trial: He mostly only cares about the “tea” that was going on in the Albert home, because "I’m a degenerate.” He carried on about projecting group sex.

- Discussed porn (?): Kobe Tai and watched Very Bad Things several months ago

- He complained about having a bad hip

- He admires that Kurt seems to be ignoring all of his trolling.

- Megan and TUG (new since his comeback) joined the chat and sidetracked him about Megan getting a C&D from someone named LestlieTheLawyer.

-Rare moment of noticing TESTIMONY and a win for the defense.

- He said that he was wearing shorts and a tank top when he was arrested.

- He mentioned the Greer vs Farms case and said he is happy that the Farms won (have we?).

- He ended with Unbreaded/Matthew Harris as if it were an evening stream. He read page 69 in honor of the micro-peen mentions.

Spoiler: Chaney the Nanny

This has been well covered and discussed widely upthread today and the prior day due to Nick's appearance on PrettyAntisocial. Clips are below.
Elissa Clips here and here
Stallyn19 clips here and here

I will only add this: When he discussed the "particularly complicated" relationship that Chaney had with one of his kids, I took that to mean the DAUGHTER who is supposedly narcing on the nanny. I am also assuming that this is the ADHD daughter who tested positive. That's speculation, but it makes sense.

This kid is difficult. Nick wants to throw the nanny under the bus, and it's the same kid who got coked-up (somehow).

 

[Necrosan]

Presented without comment:

It's crazy how much like DSP he is becoming, they talk the same way too.