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Synthcel asking Cody of all people for relationship advice.

Synth dehumanizes his chat






Don't tell my Oshi even though I streamed myself talking shit


Cody does not simp


Cody, Cody your Oshi is not happy


Spaghetti all over the stream now that your Oshi gone


Crying about how he burns every bridge



After that the rest seems to be him dooming about how he's an idiot and is too "honest".
 
WelperHelper99 said:
He's 29 going on 30, i expect him to have a basic financial knowledge of stocks. Niggers know what stocks are. He should be investing heavily and making his income off that.
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If he had any basic knowledge of stocks, he wouldn't play vidya games for 18 hours a day as a "job". Maybe if his board of choice was /biz/, but it's clear for him it's /v/ and /pol/, and a lot of r9k.
 
There's another question that I'm not going to delve into but let's just say some people like to make young girl pawns
and I have no idea if it is going to be possible in here, but I'm not going to elaborate further on that, I do not typically do that myself
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What an interesting statement by synth about the at the time dragon dogma's upcoming sequel character creation.

 
30+GameOvers said:
If he had any basic knowledge of stocks, he wouldn't play vidya games for 18 hours a day as a "job". Maybe if his board of choice was /biz/, but it's clear for him it's /v/ and /pol/, and a lot of r9k.
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If he was smart he would play games as he is now, scoop up as much cash as he can, then get some bond portfolios so when the money dries up, he is covered for life. It isn't hard with his kind of cash flow. Just requires some forethought.
 

You don't typically make little girl characters Cody, so you do make little girl character sometimes is what you are saying is that why you also said it sucks that you cannot make little girl characters in dragon dogma 2 Cody?

If we take into account that you are also a Traptrix fan than I think we can begin to make a fair argument that you are indeed a lolicon Cody.
 
Chudborean said:
But is okay with banning long time viewers for the crime of posting "WOAH MAMA" in his chat
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This segment that I quoted isn't actually true. You can say "Woah Mama" in chat, however, you can't call kirsche fat or mock her in chat. I'm not 100% sure if this is true, but you can confirm it yourself by typing "Kirsche is FAT" in his chatroom when be streams next time.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
If he was smart he would play games as he is now, scoop up as much cash as he can, then get some bond portfolios so when the money dries up, he is covered for life. It isn't hard with his kind of cash flow. Just requires some forethought.
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If he had any forethought he wouldn't have sperged out on stream and this thread wouldn't be made. You're expecting way too much from this manchild.
I think Null is spot on when he said he is the next sacrifice for the corn, when you get down to it he is very similar to the nameless mexican ragepig, and that includes his lack of any financial foresight or ability to make money, aside from firing up a camera everyday and hoping your paypigs will let you eat today(well, Coby has that covered since he still lives with his mom, but so did piggy until Sandra croaked).
 
Congrats! The thread is public.
And Its official; Null hates Synth-cels.
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WelperHelper99 said:
I'm going to sound like a fucking boomer. He needs to invest his Youtube money NOW. Like now now. Put that shit on the S&P 500, go for the safe shit, no meme stocks, and he will be very fucking rich in about a decade if he plays his cards right. The lack of foresight astounds me. Swimming in cash, yet stuck at his mother's house, and he isn't even doing anything WITH the cash!
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Dude, Synth is nothing if not lazy as fuck, so he will absolutely not do anything like investing. I have personally told him that he would be better off going to the Philippines or something and living like a king (and maybe meeting a decent chick), but he refuses to do anything that will improve his life, or do anything to prep for the inevitable death of his channel. If I earned high 5 figures dicking around in video games, reacting to videos, yelling at my audience, and pushing out one half assed video a month, if that, then I could absolutely make my life one of comfort, luxury, and fulfilment by doing something similar.

I think he is convinced that he will always be able to suckle off of his mommy in perpetuity if the Youtube thing doesn't work out, or he thinks he will actually be brave enough to an hero even though he openly admitted he only didn't kill himself because there wasn't a gun in the house. I tolerated him being a loser when I thought he was at least an honest loser, but at this point I can't blame people for just hating on him when he's also a hypocrite and a liar on top of being 180 pounds of nutless white meat.
 
Imam Shamil said:
Null hates Synth-cels.
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It's not like there was much hope for Null reaching (at least) neutral terms with Simpcels after that one guy accused him of running a sex-trafficking ring in the Philippines (something like that, don't remember the exact words) a couple days back. Where the fuck did that accusation even come from?
 
Fount of BadSpeak said:
Dude, Synth is nothing if not lazy as fuck, so he will absolutely not do anything like investing. I have personally told him that he would be better off going to the Philippines or something and living like a king (and maybe meeting a decent chick), but he refuses to do anything that will improve his life, or do anything to prep for the inevitable death of his channel. If I earned high 5 figures dicking around in video games, reacting to videos, yelling at my audience, and pushing out one half assed video a month, if that, then I could absolutely make my life one of comfort, luxury, and fulfilment by doing something similar.

I think he is convinced that he will always be able to suckle off of his mommy in perpetuity if the Youtube thing doesn't work out, or he thinks he will actually be brave enough to an hero even though he openly admitted he only didn't kill himself because there wasn't a gun in the house. I tolerated him being a loser when I thought he was at least an honest loser, but at this point I can't blame people for just hating on him when he's also a hypocrite and a liar on top of being 180 pounds of nutless white meat.
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I'm asking him to open a Etrade account and think about his future for when mama Synth dies. Which will be sooner than later, let's be real. This is not hard. There is laziness, then there is negligence. He doesn't need to move to the Philippines bro. Proper investment, and he can live like a king in America.
 
InfiniteGodmode said:
Synthcels are way more funnier than Synth. He's just boring for a 'cow.
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Egad: 40 year old boomer who ballwashes Synth like no other, loves using big philosophical and religious words to hide his low IQ, rags on the parasocials but is arguably the most parasocial of all, ditched his whole family except for the sister getting blacked, somehow still working two jobs to make ends meet despite his advanced age, Digimon autist whose recap videos and fanfic went nowhere.

Saar Sense: jeet who claims he can't get a game dev job because of DEI (partially true), but more likely because he's a H1B with a shit CV no one wants to sponsor in a dying industry, furry in denial, constantly has to assert the difference between North and South Indian as if that makes a difference.

Others like Kane and Latina I have no issues with at all, Kane I actually like and respect quite a bit considering he got his KCD2 review out much faster than Synth did despite working a 9-5 and it was so much more concise and straight to the point than Synth's 4 hour self indulgence.

Only feel Egad and Game Sense worth highlighting, let me know if I missed anyone/anything else.

Also recent clip from Egad stream where he somehow doesn't know what the GFC is:
 
Imam Shamil said:
Congrats! The thread is public.
And Its official; Null hates Synth-cels.
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That must have been why my only comment in there in regards to one of the slapfights that were happening in there was nuked, but here's hoping that there won't be any slapfight spillover from the appreciation thread from here, especially since it'll be more of an annoyance for Dear Feeder to deal with.
 
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