💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Captain Manning said:
Nick's number one enemy is still Aaron, but Kurt is probably #2 at this point, and the rest of Lawtube after that.
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This checks out. Kurt is easily more knowledgeable about the law than Rugieta, and it has to crawl Rugieta's ass that his personal punching bag is doing better than him. Remember, Kurt wasn't even worthy enough to be on the group text.
 
Vibralldo said:
Jim Carrey levels of overacting with none of the humor
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He thinks he’s convincing. I guess the retards Nick has left as fans probably think so.

TexOffender said:
Suppose a joke about raping someone in a diaper is funnier.
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The funniest part is that Nick would kill to switch places with Kurt. But instead of being single and well-compensated, he lives off his grandfather’s hard-earned money and is stuck with a wife and kids he hates. You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.
 
Captain Manning said:
Nick thinks Kurt is a weak target, but Kurt has actually proven far more resilient than I think people were willing to give him credit for.
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The reason people are hesitant to give him credit for keeping his shit together is because he has enough of a horror factor to become a horrorcow and the only reason he hasn't is that he doesn't sperg out easily enough when poked.
Chazzed Up said:
It must suck to be such a fuckup that you have to burn your own life down simply because you lacked the capacity to do anything good with it.
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The problem isn't that he didn't do something good with it, he built a whole family and racked up a stockpile of money to help provide for it, that's all one could ask of a person.
The problem is that he did do something good with it and then pissed it all away with swinging and drug abuse.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
This is the same source who reported that the 8 year old Rekeita daughter was given multiple drug tests and tested positive for cocaine in every instance.
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Her codename is Scarface.
Molag Bal said:
The problem is that he did do something good with it and then pissed it all away with swinging and drug abuse.
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He got an insane amount of help from the sheer unlikability of Greer, Maddox, and the KickVic crew to say nothing of the hot deets given for free by many farmers. After having burned through all of that support and goodwill all he has to show for it is piles of money set aflame, both for him/his family, and Vic Lasagna. The only ones who got away clean from his doom spiral are Ty Beard and The Toe.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I’m not saying this should just be automatically believed, but a well-placed source did tell me that Nick had failed several tests while Kayla passed all of hers. This is the same source who said that on the day of the supposed “missed test,” Kayla arrived on time and alone while Nick and April arrived late together. This is the same source who reported that the 8 year old Rekeita daughter was given multiple drug tests and tested positive for cocaine in every instance.
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So what I’m getting out of this, is that Kayla is indeed save-able?

I KNEW IT!

Captain Manning said:
If we're being perfectly honest, the pizza casserole video is about more than just food. IIRC, it's the one where Kurt talks about being willing to invite girls as young as 17 over for dinner as long as the 17 year olds don't cross state lines.
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Oh wow! Just what I’d expect an autist who also happens to be a lawyer to say!

I know Kurt’s type. A harmless autist who can come across as creepy because he doesn’t have that filter most of us do.

But hey, let’s hear about morals and correct behavior towards teenage girls from the faggot who gave his preteen cocaine.
 
Fapcop said:
Oh wow! Just what I’d expect an autist who also happens to be a lawyer to say!
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It came across as a joke to me. But Kurt is monotone and doesn't understand social clues so who knows. But he does state that he's looking for a woman around his age, I think the "18 and older only - unless you don't have to cross state lines in which case it's 17 and older" or whatever was just a joke about the law. "No illegal bitches please", basically.

Nick paraphrasing it as "Kurt wants to give 17 year old girls wine and pizza casserole and then rape them" is some bullshit, obviously. It's funny, when Nick says something it means narrowly and precisely only what the literal definition of the words are. But when someone else says something everything is to be interpreted as broadly as possible while making as many bad faith inferences as you can.
 
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Imagine a different timeline where Nick had actually listened to you guys a few years ago and pulled up. He could still be pulling numbers like this right now, or at least be in the ballpark. Sad.
 
Fapcop said:
Oh wow! Just what I’d expect an autist who also happens to be a lawyer to say!

I know Kurt’s type. A harmless autist who can come across as creepy because he doesn’t have that filter most of us do.
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It's one of those things where I think Kurt's bookish intelligence and legal knowledge outstrips his social skills.

That still puts him way ahead of Nick in my book though, because Nick is completely borked on both. Hence his current situation.

I think @Balldo's Gate is correct that Aaron has a bit of a issue in that he's not terribly interesting outside him talking about Rekieta.

Whereas Kurt has considerably more range. That TB interview, followed by the interview of TB's attorney, weren't half bad.

BTW, Kurt has Court TV's Vinnie Politan lined up for his show on Wednesday. More seething inbound.

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Captain Manning said:
I think @Balldo's Gate is correct in that Aaron has a bit of a issue in that he's not terribly interesting outside him talking about Rekieta.
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You're not wrong; DSP tractors first learned of Aaron because Aaron found out about DSP and even had a "We're gonna shake the can, hit the goal and we'll keep going." Didn't like him back then, and then wondered why that idiot was now getting involved with Rekieta. Sure he's come out looking better than both Phil and Nick at this point, but the point stands.
 
Necrosan said:
Truly, the epitome of comedy.
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  • Fake laughter
  • Desperately wants an enemy to milk content from
  • Obsessed with hating Eskimo brother
  • Failed standup comic
  • Swinger
  • Degenerate drug addict
  • Faux libertarian
  • Surrounds himself with pedophiles
  • Unhealthy weight
He really is Juju
 
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