Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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hole in my hand said:
this (among everything else) just confirms shes lying. you cannot be diagnosed with hEDS and vEDS. very VERY rarely can you have two types of EDS, but thats confirmed through genetic testing, which hEDS doesnt have. but im sure shes the most special and unique case ever and defys all diagnostic criteria
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She never claimed an official diagnosis, she just wrote a bunch of tweets over the years saying that she MIGHT have vEDS. It started amping up in 2024:

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Around October 2024, a Twitter mutual died, and Vicky clearly became envious of the attention, so she suddenly started weeping about how she was awaiting test results for vEDS.

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She even used her eulogy at her dead mutual's online service to talk about how SHE was dying:

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As you can see, the results were supposed to be back within two weeks back in December 2024. Around the time that the results were due to come back, Vicky suddenly went quiet on the subject, and has never mentioned it since. Just like she'll do with her myasthenia gravis.

Once again, it's actually kind of sad that her haters on Kiwi Farms are the only ones that pay enough attention to Vicky to actually notice this stuff.
 
behindyourightnow said:
She never claimed an official diagnosis, she just wrote a bunch of tweets over the years saying that she MIGHT have vEDS. It started amping up in 2024:

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Around October 2024, a Twitter mutual died, and Vicky clearly became envious of the attention, so she suddenly started weeping about how she was awaiting test results for vEDS.

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She even used her eulogy at her dead mutual's online service to talk about how SHE was dying:

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Once again, it's actually kind of sad that her haters on Kiwi Farms are the only ones that pay enough attention to Vicky to actually notice this stuff.
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Are we REALLY haters though? More like bemused onlookers in it for the occasional chuckle.

Shit, if by some grace of god, Victoria had a come to Jesus moment and decided to quit the LARP, I’d imagine we’d be her strongest supporters.
 
So the expensive self-pay doctor wants Vicki to do her expensive self- pay program again. Pray tell, Vicki, what amazing results were delivered last time? It sure didn't result in her being able to ditch the chair, engage in more activities, or engage in personal care tasks.
 
"This makes her very expensive..." which is why Vicky wants her. Can't feel loved or special without the TOP tier care, the most expensive care on the block.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
So the expensive self-pay doctor wants Vicki to do her expensive self- pay program again. Pray tell, Vicki, what amazing results were delivered last time? It sure didn't result in her being able to ditch the chair, engage in more activities, or engage in personal care tasks.
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Lol for real. Vicki would hate that, she doesn't want someone to help her get better, she wants someone to tell her she's getting worse and worse and definitely isn't faking, that she needs the heaviest drugs and fanciest power chairs, all to the tune of tens of thousand of dollars which, if her parents won't pay, proves they're evil monsters leaving their disabled "son" to die.

I also love the overwhelming narcissism of the statement "she is the ONLY doctor I allow to speak highly of herself bc she is the real fucking deal". I think she's too timid to actually do this irl but I do enjoy imagining her scolding her doctors for seeming to self-praise or just assure her they know what they're talking about. "No bitch, you're not a real doctor, only my Florida mommy who tells me exactly what I want to hear (and charges out the ass for the privilege) is allowed to show any ego!" Just the idea of this vapid, naive pooner not "allowing" doctors to speak a certain way is hilarious, but again, I'm sure she only scolds them in her mind and later on twitter.
 
sarna said:
Is there a fancy long Greek word that describes her doctor/nurse/caretaker fetish? Or do we just call it being a needy-ass bitch?
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There's no code for attachment disorder in adults so I'd probably go with 301.9, personality disorder NOS, approximately equivalent to F60.9 in the ICD-10.
 
Somebody had a question about gastroparesis on Twitter and Vicky came to the rescue with good advice!

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Naturally, she has a good reason to avoid fruit and vegetables. Fortunately, delivered junk food and bed sheet mayo seem to be OK.
 
So what happened? I'm guessing either her roommates took a look at the true extent of her filth while she was away, and she returned to some kind of "get the fuck out" notice, or she's failed enough classes that she's unable to wring anything else out of NYU for another month's rent money.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
So what happened? I'm guessing either her roommates took a look at the true extent of her filth while she was away, and she returned to some kind of "get the fuck out" notice, or she's failed enough classes that she's unable to wring anything else out of NYU for another month's rent money.
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Guessing NYU have kicked her for never showing up, I'm guessing this hospital adventure was as others have said, last chance at getting special treatment for being such a sick smol bean

Knowing Vikki though she'll be crashing with one of her socialite mates for years while acting like she's a street homeless Vietnam vet
 
Flamin Park said:
Guessing NYU have kicked her for never showing up, I'm guessing this hospital adventure was as others have said, last chance at getting special treatment for being such a sick smol bean
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That would explain why the myasthenia gravis arc was so manic, went silent for a bit, then resurfaced again with less intensity.
 
She probably just isn't eligible for aid over the summer. That one expensive doctor she's gushing over is selling diagnoses and might provide something she can use to squeeze one more probationary semester out of nyu.

Also if you think rich people will host a smelly broke tard who they know from high school, well think again. Even if she hadn't spedrun her Munch arc and alienated all of them. It will be the bank of mom and dad to rescue once again.
 
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