What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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pollution jim said:
My conspiracy theory is that the jews planted these two here to shit up the thread eternally
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yfw one of them IS AN ACTUAL JEW HIMSELF getthefuckouttahere

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pollution jim said:
My conspiracy theory is that the jews planted these two here to shit up the thread eternally
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And to add onto turning this into a designated shitting thread, that obvious Jeet gimmick account tried to jump in, saw it was already being shit up, and sunk into the background, waiting to jump in if we bring up any of those Indo-European migration theories…
Taser Confetti said:
>Google play avatar
>"Virile Indian"

Beyond parody.
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It’s too obvious. Curious whose gimmick sock account it is — I wouldn’t be surprised if that Pakistan gimmick guy is also run by the same dude.
 
Bog-standard Poster said:
Where did their water come from?
Why did it form on that planet and not ours?
How big was that planet for it go have water, go boom, and shower only Earth, and no other planets in our solar system, with life-giving water in the hundreds of billions of cubic meters?
How did said impacts not wipe out planet out?
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Did some reading and I think I can answer this

1. Meteorites that have the basic ingredients for water stemming from the formation of the solar system.
2. There's no planet
3. We know water exists on other planets and moons, mars/Europa being the prime examples.
4. It was tons of tiny impacts over a very long period of time



This is supported by the hydrogen isotopic composition of a sample meteorite being similar to earths water
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
4. It was tons of tiny impacts over a very long period of time
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about 1,386,000,000 cubic kilometers

Earth is estimated to hold about 1,386,000,000 cubic kilometers of water. The breakdown of where all that water resides is estimated as follows: Oceans (saline) 1,338,000,000 cubic kilometers. Ice caps and glaciers (fresh) 24,064,000 cubic kilometers.
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Most meteorites reach the Earth's surface in the form of dust or very small particles after passing through the atmosphere, which is why we do not normally see them. However, believe it or not, some 17,000 meteorites fall to Earth every year.
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With clean sampling techniques and accurate ages for dust deposits, the researchers calculated around 5,200 metric tons of micrometeorites fall to Earth every year.
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One liter of water weighs about one kilogram. One cubic meter contains about 1000 liters. One cubic kilometer would 1000^4 liters which = 1000^4 kilograms= 1,000,000,000,000 Kilograms that's about a trillion kilograms.
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5200 ton = 5,200,000kg
17,000 impacts per year
1,400,000,000 cubic kilometers of water = 1,400,000,000,000,000,000,000kg of water.
If 50% of an asteroid is water, then 2,500,000 kg of water hits the earth every year,
1,400,000,000,000,000,000,000/2,500,000 = 2,692,307,692,308 years.
The universe is only 13,000,000,000 years old.

(Please check these numbers, I may have done some bad maff)

That's not including those that burn up in the atmosphere.
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
this is true but remember that the solar system used to be much more crowded, impacts would happen far more often in a more chaotic environment.
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Which would lead to more impacts on the surface of the earth, completely destroying any chance of building life.

It's more plausible that ringwoodite or a mineral composite was being formed in the core of the Earth as it cooled, than trillions of impacts hit the earth to deliver enough oxygen and hydrogen onto Earth to form rivers and seas.


On the topic of asteroid impacts, I think an asteroid impact did lead to the death of the dinosaurs, but it wasn't a cataclysmic event like we are told, but instead, the asteroid brought bacteria which wiped them out.
 
Bog-standard Poster said:
Where did their water come from?
Why did it form on that planet and not ours?
How big was that planet for it go have water, go boom, and shower only Earth, and no other planets in our solar system, with life-giving water in the hundreds of billions of cubic meters?
How did said impacts not wipe out planet out?
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Obviously it's from extraterrestrial sources, since it had to have existed before the Earth did if the Earth started with it. And as with anything else more complex than a hydrogen atom, almost anything like that came from a star, which had to have exploded.

So either there were a lot of ice asteroids in the original composition of whatever coalesced into the fiery lava ball that was the Hadean Earth, or some really big ones collided with it when it was forming. There was literally nothing to destroy other than a giant lava ball in the Hadean Earth.

In fact, the reason we have the Moon is probably because of a collision with an enormous object that actually did wipe the planet out and split it in two.

There's a giant asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter that is probably the result of our giant buddy Jupiter's gravity fucking up the attempts of the random crap in there from turning into a planet like the Earth (or the results of some other giant collision destroying some would-be planet). That incidentally also protected us.

Water is not exactly uncommon. Europa, one of Jupiter's 95 (or more) moons, probably has more water than the entirety of Earth. So does Ganymede. Even a single microplanet in the asteroid belt, Ceres, may rival Earth for how much water it has. It would take a single object this size colliding with a forming Earth to give us all the water we have.
The Evil Midnight Bomber said:
Every single one
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I'm not sure what side you're on or even what argument you're in, I just love seeing Gary Oldman chewing scenery like a motherfucker.
 
xoodyak said:
What ever happened to this lady?
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I guess she moved to Rumble | A, and here is her Xitter | A.
AnOminous said:
There's a giant asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter that is probably the result of our giant buddy Jupiter's gravity fucking up the attempts of the random crap in there from turning into a planet like the Earth (or the results of some other giant collision destroying some would-be planet). That incidentally also protected us.
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Jupiter, the tariff of planets [or just Earth] edited for spelling
 
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Boomers have always refused to name the jew.


Who's the guy in the white jacket? It's not Bill Cooper because he's not drunk and claiming everyone is a Free Mason.
 
Brme said:
Ccing @Sleazy Car Salesman for the Monty Oum Murder theory
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What do you mean?

Sorry just realized this was in the conspiracy thread not the RWBY thread.

First thing's first, this isn't a theory, this is documented fact:

Monty Oum's wife, Sheena Oum, adopted a cat. Monty was deathly allergic to cats, so much so that he had to regularly go to the hospital to get injections to bolster his system against the cat he was now living with. Monty died of complications following a severe allergic reaction caused by exposure to a cat.

Now where the whole "Sheena murdered him" thing comes from is that it was well documented that Monty was a workaholic and would jeapordize his health regularly through a nasty combination of poor sleep, poor diet, and severe overwork. Man was dedicated to his craft. This would have put a lot of stress on his system and the constant exposure to the cat would have caused a severe reaction in an already overworked and overstressed body. There's also this whole thing where I guess Monty's family didn't even know he was married and were very confused as to why Sheena was getting all the life insurance money and not them and very shortly after his death his widow got a very expensive boobjob to help her career as a professional cosplayer/softcore porn photo model so there's that. She also very quickly started selling damn near anything she could get her hands on that had his signature and she started her own merch line including a key chain that had the cat on it.

I don't think she honestly meant to kill him, calling it murder is a bit hyperbolic, but I do believe that her extreme negligence combined with Monty's poor work/life balance is what killed him and she is responsible because honestly who the fuck adopts a cat when your spouse is deathly allergic? Her subsequent behavior immediately after the death also shows that hoes ain't loyal but honestly that's what you get when you marry a cos-thot.
 
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Bog-standard Poster said:
Which would lead to more impacts on the surface of the earth, completely destroying any chance of building life.
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life only began 2 billions years ago, that leaves 2 more billion years for the meteorites to crash into the earth. Earth is also a fairly closed system, once that water enters its not easily leaving even if it isnt in liquid form.

Bog-standard Poster said:
t instead, the asteroid brought bacteria which wiped them out.
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Why would the bacteria spare birds or small mammals
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Boomers have always refused to name the jew.

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Who's the guy in the white jacket? It's not Bill Cooper because he's not drunk and claiming everyone is a Free Mason.
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This video is titled "What is the New World Order? Terry Cook and Jordan Maxwell" -- so maybe Jordan Maxwell, since the graphic on screen in your video labeled Terry Cook already, and I checked to see that looks correct.
Ruling out Jordan Maxwell, as he seems to be the other guest:
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Found him!
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[just as an editorial comment, these are some classic retards, my compliments to the chef 👩‍🍳🌹]
 
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AnOminous said:
Water is not exactly uncommon. Europa, one of Jupiter's 95 (or more) moons, probably has more water than the entirety of Earth. So does Ganymede. Even a single microplanet in the asteroid belt, Ceres, may rival Earth for how much water it has. It would take a single object this size colliding with a forming Earth to give us all the water we have.
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The math doesn't add up. If we were pelted with that much water, why doesn't the moon, venus, murcury, mars etc have tons and tons of water on them? Why aren't their moons water?
Not to mention, it wasn't until very, very recently, that we could even say Mars had water on it. That was a conspiracy theory the a very long time.

Catch The Rainbow said:
Why would the bacteria spare birds or small mammals
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Why would sickle cell target 99.9% of blacks? Tay sachs on jews? etc.
Besides, a worldwide cataclysm would have wiped out almost all life, not just big lizards.

Catch The Rainbow said:
ife only began 2 billions years ago, that leaves 2 more billion years for the meteorites to crash into the earth. Earth is also a fairly closed system, once that water enters its not easily leaving even if it isnt in liquid form.
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It's only a closed system because of the atmosphere which is Oxygen (03). Oxygen and hydrogen is water so a shite load of oxygen came from somewhere.
 
AnOminous said:
Europa, one of Jupiter's 95 (or more) moons, probably has more water than the entirety of Earth
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The ocean plus ice sheet on top is up to 110 miles deep so I can believe it
AnOminous said:
I'm not sure what side you're on or even what argument you're in, I just love seeing Gary Oldman chewing scenery like a motherfucker.
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I'm on the side of the people that want to end this argument
 
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