💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[not william stenchever]

He was over an hour late and is only now realising that court got cancelled today.

If Nick were still licensed to practice law such circumstances wouldn't stop him from hounding down the judge in a hallway and yelling at them about how they're ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING

 

[Sneed Force One]

I need someone willing to drive to Spicer to get in touch. Preferably from the same group of people as before, but I know many of them had to go out of their way. DM me.

Imagine if it's the bodycam footage but the file size is too big so the cops put it only on physical media so a Kiwifarmer has to go on a holy quest for the Holy Balldo Grail and deliver it to Jewsh personally.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If Nick were still licensed to practice law such circumstances wouldn't stop him from hounding down the judge in a hallway and yelling at them about how they're ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING

You mean the Nick who put up AI voice options for the presiding judge and the accused of the trial he covers? Such respect for the legal system.

Nick is really the most intelligent person in the room. When he is streaming alone. When is daughter enters he drops to second place.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Everyone seems baffled that Kayla will not leave Nick. But the answer may be very simple: Kayla hates Nick more than she respects herself. Rather than permit him to run around with some other woman, she is forcing Nick, kicking and screaming, to bear some responsibility as a father and husband. She would rather they both be miserable than let Nick off the hook. Not sure if it’s an accurate read, but I can kind of understand it.

I actually don't think Kayla has that amount of agency.

From how she's talked about their relationship in the past (and that gross 'I Will Be Us' tattoo), I really think she just doesn't see herself as a competent, functional person and she feels compelled to cling to her husband for guidance, no matter how badly he continues to fuck up their life together. She may also still be feeling guilt from her Star Trek ERP affair and believe that she deserves what's happening now as penance.

If there's any hope for her I think it rests entirely on her family intervening in the situation. I just don't think she's strong enough to do anything on her own.

 

[Maude Snew]

So Galaxy gas le fume of de turd sniffer is the next arc in this drama.. so amona + nitro... Hmmmm.... So kaboom when he starts smoking a cigar or becomes a chain smoker.

The only thing he used to chain smoke was Jamaican cock which he can't afford anymore.

 

[not william stenchever]

Imagine if it's the bodycam footage but the file size is too big so the cops put it only on physical media so a Kiwifarmer has to go on a holy quest for the Holy Balldo Grail and deliver it to Jewsh personally.

:I'm putting together a team.

 

[200MB]

CONFIRMED
HE'S LIMP
HE'S GAY

Every nigger in Jamaica knows you're a batty boy Nick.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

So this “not addict” loves drugs so damn much he wrecked his life—and his dick—then turns around and makes fun of someone who didn’t? A

That dick has been soft for a loooong time. Drugs didn't help the matter, in fact, it made it worse.
Rekieta is one of too many men made sick by their choice of internet amusement.
He is a porn-sick cuck.

Spoiler: Just my opinion, man.

Words of Advice
Keep masturbation to a minimum, and totally avoid watching porn if you want to maintain erections with your partner, throughout your life.
ALSO Facials or ejaculating on your partners tits is degrading and porn-coded. It is not where ejaculate is meant to go. If cock in pussy is no longer getting you hard, if you are unable to ejaculate without balldo's, St Andrews Crosses, or fantasizing about dragon dicks, you are sick. In the head, in the soul, perhaps in the body.

 

[Strix454]

Nick and Kayla decided to live out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere miles away from any form of activity, and then decided to sign up to every fucking activity for their children. Nick is directly responsible for the driving situation he is in, and he chose to make his own problems worse. People who bitch about the problems they are solely responsible for earn the mockery and disdain. Actually, Nick deserves much worse.

For the record, Nick doesn't live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. He lives 11 miles outside a city that by itself has 21,000 people that is the largest city in that area of the state. Anything in that area he would need or send the children to is within short driving distance in a place with very little traffic.

 

[Folgers Can]

I think to myself, What's more likely?

1. April is estranged but living 15 mins away from Nick, with her new mystery "boyfriend" (who flipped Nick off in an incident that Nick keeps changing in time), with April supporting herself via some mystery job or pile of money. She lied about moving back with her relatives far away for reasons unknown and is living near Nick for... reasons.

2. Nick is bullsitting everyone, concocting stories to conceal the fact he's still secretly seeing and supporting April at cuck shed 2. Perhaps he's trying to keep it a secret from his Kayla, his extended family, the probation officer, or the court.

It's not impossible for #1 to be true, but it just seems so far fetched.

This is completely evidence-free speculation but there are some middle-ground scenarios within the realm of possibility that come to mind, and I'm sure there are others:

3. Nick is telling the truth that he never carried on a relationship with April or even visited her since she moved, but he told lesser lies to Kayla or others about April being far away despite having known full well where she really was (e.g. due to having helped her with moving back in January, or out of a desire to keep options open about maybe rekindling the relationship later, etc.), and/or told lesser lies to Kayla or others about any financial assistance given to April. Then when it became apparent to him that her whereabouts becoming known would catch him in lesser lies like that, he attempted to cover that up as best he could by begging Null to censor the thread and by digging in deeper with new lies about the boyfriend, traffic light, etc. to throw off understandable suspicion about an affair that didn't even happen in the first place.

4. Nick is telling the truth that April has been fully estranged since January, but he has made unrequited attempts at contact including perhaps going to April's new place or nearby without her consent or even without her knowledge, after which recent revelations and speculation got him to make panicked moves and come up with new lies to throw off any suspicion that he may have been stalking or harassing April. This scenario could even be consistent with something resembling the traffic light story (in whichever month) having actually happened, with April (and a boyfriend, if any) telling him to fuck off because he had done or said something to creep her out recently.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That dick has been soft for a loooong time. Drugs didn't help the matter, in fact, it made it worse.
Rekieta is one of too many men made sick by their choice of internet amusement.
He is a porn-sick cuck.

Spoiler: Just my opinion, man.

Words of Advice
Keep masturbation to a minimum, and totally avoid watching porn if you want to maintain erections with your partner, throughout your life.
ALSO Facials or ejaculating on your partners tits is degrading and porn-coded. It is not where ejaculate is meant to go. If cock in pussy is no longer getting your hard, if you are unable to ejaculate without balldo's, St Andrews Crosses, or fantasizing about dragon dicks, you are sick. In the head, in the soul, perhaps in the body.

I appreciate that spoiler. I occasionally get to listen to young men talk to me about how they goon all day to some of the most degenerate shit you can imagine, and when they finally get to seal the deal in person they can't perform because reality does not meet expectation shaped by media so they essentially become volcels

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Can I get the 411 on the fight between Kirsche and the troon? A link to another thread, or a clip,?

It’s Anna Valens, I forget their actual name @Null is aware of them. They are the troon who wants rape camps of actual women and wrote an actual blogpost about it.

I think Drexel and Nick actually talked about them before. Drexel brought up his cryogenic rape fantasy in response.

 

[not william stenchever]

"There is a gentleman balls deep in our wife"

And the Balldo is a coping device for a legitimately traumatic sexual experience

 

[Maraschino]

It’s Anna Valens, I forget their actual name @Null is aware of them. They are the troon who wants rape camps of actual women and wrote an actual blogpost about it.

Spoiler: This is your warning

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

After realizing that he has an entire day of streaming without a trial, Nick once again used his family as an excuse to run away from his day job.

Guess which Misses he will be helping and if it requires ED medication, a whippets inhaler and a life sized pillow of Aaron.

[Archive]

 

[Melty Butter]

Easiest stream summary ever:

Link
Nick Rekieta for 26 minutes:
- 2 supertips; 500 on YT watching; 1 hour and 8 min. late.
- Kids are with Bob and Celeste
- Kayla would like it if he didn't stream to "do life".
- Contemplated watching Friday's cross of a detective - chat was demanding it. He declined.
- Joked about Karen Read's leaky butt. (She has MS; it may be the reason for court cancelling.)
- Joked that everything bad is linked to "my childhood trauma” except for the “results of my actions”.
- Said he's only been drug tested 1x/week since sentencing.
- He may stream later. (He won't)
- He'll probably be on Camelot tonight.

Also, Meme is live covering Nick. Better content anyway.

 

[Sneed Force One]

We need multiple couriers, smoke-screen advance teams, PIs keeping an eye on a prowling Balldoskelly roaming the streets for isolated, vulnerable Kiwifarmers.

"Truth is... the Denny's was ordered from the start."

 

[not william stenchever]

Also, Meme is live covering Nick. Better content anyway.

Sean really should turn himself into a marketable plushie. Perhaps even a Santa one. The ones AI generates are very silly.

 

[Fapcop]

Re: Nick and April.

The clip where he tells his audience the story about getting flipped off.

Most of us have a pretty solid detector for what a lie looks like, and this is exactly it. Too many details, too much… “Oh gee officer when was it exactly? It was in March some time, I’m trying to think… Could have been a Thursday in late March?”

Nick is t nearly as good of a liar as he thinks he is, and if there’s one thing we learned about him, it’s the fact that the wackiest, most degenerate theories are almost always true.

 

[Ah ha']

After realizing that he has an entire day of streaming without a trial, Nick once again used his family as an excuse to run away from his day job.

Guess which Misses he will be helping and if it requires EDS medication, a whippets inhaler and a life sized pillow of Aaron.
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I kind of think it would be very funny if there was someone out there that sent them a body pillow or stand up cut out of Aaron, but I think that is something Rackets would do to himself to claim harassment against him.