💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Vibralldo]

When you have to explain your dick pills to random strangers. We're also back to Aaron being too much of a pussy to do drugs.
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Dirty, crapped briefs moment
Nick continues to prove he's Chris Chan now

 

[Maraschino]

Speedy work:


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Why doesn't he have anything better to do with Kayla and Celeste on Mother's Day?

Comments like this are why I think Islam of all things may have a right method but wrong target for this shit: don't throw gay people off of roofs, throw faggots off of them. And start with Nick Rekieta.

Additionally, to correct some misinformation:

- Both of them were not happy that Pippa blew them off.

Camelot destroyed the bridge with Pippa himself, and then acted like an insufferable faggot when Pippa wanted to know why he was acting like an asshole. Pippa did not blow him (Nick) off, see below.

- Supposedly Kirsche was part of the group that convinced Pippa that having anything to do with Rekieta is a bad idea (they are correct, BTW).

Kirsche is not the reason that happened. Kirsche had tried to collaborate with Nick, and it was going to happen, but when she made a light jab at him (which I think might've been related to a Balldo joke), he lost his shit and immediately cancelled it, and acted like a cryptic bitch about the reason why.

The reason the collaboration with Nick and Pippa fell through is simply because Pippa's manager(s) at Phase Connect looked at Nick and said, "You absolutely do not have permission to collaborate with him." It's why shortly after, Nick and Camelot (whose Pippa incident happened shortly before) started acting like even more insufferable spiteful faggots, with Camelot "accidentally" being too stupid to realize he had made a tweet with a hidden message of "Phase is gay" in it, and Nick repeatedly shitting on Phase, calling Vtuber fans pedophiles, and telling Pippa she should leave the company because "he could manage her better than they could." Pippa disagreed (and still works with Phase Connect) because she believes her managers keep her from tarding out.

So that post confirms that Aaron wasn't a heavy drug user, which is actually a positive in Aarons favor. Nick still thinks that amount of drugs a person does denotes how cool they are. Nick, do all the drugs at once. Be the coolest guy.

Aaron said on the Kino Casino stream that he didn't like cocaine at all and only did it about three times, but he did like molly. Once again, Nick showing Aaron wasn't lying.

This is the same Nick that drives over '100 miles a day' and had no grocery delivery options. Someone shortly after the arrest pulled up no less than 3 delivery options in the area with Nick's address input from local grocers.

I doubt anything that comes from Nick's mouth purporting to be fact--probably overly so, but we should not believe him on anything important.

Nick and Kayla decided to live out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere miles away from any form of activity, and then decided to sign up to every fucking activity for their children. Nick is directly responsible for the driving situation he is in, and he chose to make his own problems worse. People who bitch about the problems they are solely responsible for earn the mockery and disdain. Actually, Nick deserves much worse.

The reason is that Nick thinks it's noble to "like" his wife. He's made it very obvious that he doesn't like his kids for example but loves them unconditionally. This is exactly how he feels about his wife. He thinks tons of people "love" their families but don't "like" them. As such it's an incredible demonstration of character that he still likes his wife (especially if you believe the theory that Kayla cheated on him first). I know this sounds really retarded but this is how he thinks.

I love my family members, and like most of them, but several of them I don't like. Want to know what I say? "I might not like all of my family, but I do love my family." I don't skip the part where I say I love them, but Nick ("like a woman") somehow manages to forget to say the thing out loud he needs to say to not make him look like a fucking cocksucker. His level of incompetence is legitimately outstanding.

For someone who literally studied writing in college, he's really shit at it. Writing majors deserve to be shot in the fucking head and ground up to be used as feed for cattle, worthless fucking lot.

 

[elb]

@elb : don't answer if any added detail would burn a source, but would there be any way to safely clarify A) a rough timeframe for when the stop light incident itself was said to occurred, or B) a rough timeframe for when the story was told, which could at least establish a latest possible time for the incident that would have predated the telling of the story about it, or C) at least whether the version you heard would corroborate or contradict the January version, the March version, or the April version below?

It was April, earlier in the month. I’m not comfortable narrowing down more than that, I’m sorry!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Junkie is a great quick read on how opiate addiction was in the first half of the 20th century.

“Junkies run on junk time.”

“Criminal law is one of the few professions where the client buys someone else's luck. The luck of most people is strictly non-transferrable. But a good criminal lawyer can sell all his luck to a client, and the more luck he sells the more he has to sell.”

 

[Vibralldo]

I believe he has the moral compass of a 12-year-old boy, and even that is a stretch. He just admitted how cool he was for taking Cocaine, MDMA, and Rugiet at the same time for SEX because he is a cool dude who has SEX on DRUGS. I think that in his mind, he is cooler for banging a young cokewhore than his slatternly wife with a “destroyed body.”

I disagree, 12 year old boys are usually capable of feeling love towards their family

 

[not william stenchever]

The YTD income for Chaos is just below Tanzania's GDP/capita at present. At his current pace he should be at the level of Bangladesh by EOY.

Sir, Sir please help me I'm not even fucking Indian.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just an FYI, the Karen Read trial has been canceled by the Court at the last minute due to "unavoidable circumstances." Rumors about what could be happening range from further federal involvement to the Commonwealth moving to dismiss, etc. The latter would be bizarre unless Procter has "flipped" - a rumor that's been circulating for a few days. It's probably something dumb like a leaky pipe in that old courthouse or something.

Anyway, it's 8:35 AM central. Nick has not appeared with 300 people waiting. If he appears, I'll "ETA" below.

ETA: He's live, 1 hour and 8 minutes late, and looking rough.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I’m sorry, this is beneath me, but opening up the Farms for the first time today, to see this?!?!

BROKE DICK NICK!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Had to get that out of my system, sorry. Poor Nick. Ralph needs to be his fluffer.

 

[DemsBNutz]

>I don't take nitrous. Sorry. I have in the past. I don't in the present
Translated:
"I was huffing gas yesterday which is in the past. Not right now, which is in the present. "

Nicky admitted he is a full on ghetto bum and doing galaxy gas. How low can he go, is he brewing jenkem?
Is that why the pug is trapped in the bathroom?
So evil Nicky can collect the dog turds and ferment them. We don't have and answer right now, but Nicky is dumb enough to admit it eventually.

So Galaxy gas le fume of de turd sniffer is the next arc in this drama.. so amona + nitro... Hmmmm.... So kaboom when he starts smoking a cigar or becomes a chain smoker.

 

[trash cat]

[Nick's traffic light story] now with at least three proven contradictions with the possibility of a fourth, giving him the benefit of the doubt is getting silly.

Thanks for laying out all the contradictions in Nick's traffic light story about seeing April's "boyfriend", and including all the receipts & video clips.

Really interesting post.

I think to myself, What's more likely?

1. April is estranged but living 15 mins away from Nick, with her new mystery "boyfriend" (who flipped Nick off in an incident that Nick keeps changing in time), with April supporting herself via some mystery job or pile of money. She lied about moving back with her relatives far away for reasons unknown and is living near Nick for... reasons.

2. Nick is bullsitting everyone, concocting stories to conceal the fact he's still secretly seeing and supporting April at cuck shed 2. Perhaps he's trying to keep it a secret from his Kayla, his extended family, the probation officer, or the court.

It's not impossible for #1 to be true, but it just seems so far fetched.

It seems way more likely that Nick is trying to conceal the relationship with April, given that he has plenty of reasons to hide it, and we know Nick is a lying liar that lies.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Commonwealth moving to dismiss

Please be this, the zenith of Nick's trial streams are the jury deliberations and verdict. He would've likely planned for whoever can tolerate him to appear as cohosts to hoot and holler about the result

The trial ending abruptly and without notice for Nick will crush him. He'll have to move onto the P Diddy trial without delay, which is far more cringe territory as it directly involves sex and drugs.

 

[Meat Target]

When you have to explain your dick pills to random strangers. We're also back to Aaron being too much of a pussy to do drugs.
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BROKE DICK NICK!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

It's nothing we didn't already know. No man with a functioning crank would use, let alone admit to using and endorse, a device as hideous as a balldo.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Nick, buddy, you didn't actually have to set the record straight about your limp dick. You could have chosen not to respond

Nick, limpdick, buddy…erectile dysfunction is only erectile dysfunction if it’s…confirmed.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

the Karen Read trial has been canceled by the Court—last minute—due to "unforeseen circumstances

I am sure Nick can fill the empty void of the missing trial by talking interesting legal concepts.
Maybe he can try his hand at an interpretation of the 4th Amendment next.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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I MIGHT HAVE A BROKE SOFT STIMDICK THAT EVEN PILLS CAN'T FIX SO I NEED TO USE TOYS BUT AARON IS GAAAAAAY. HE TASTED MY GOOOOOOOO. HE TOOK LESS DRUGS THAN ME. HE'S SO GAAAAAAY.

literal insane BPD woman being dumped behavior.

 

[Null]

I need someone willing to drive to Spicer to get in touch. Preferably from the same group of people as before, but I know many of them had to go out of their way. DM me.

 

[Red Frida]

I don't understand Nick... You bitch and bitch and bitch about Aaron telling these deeds. But then you voluntarily spill everything and lot more later... I am starting to think that you have no brain left...

The simplest explanation is likely Nick Rekieta wants Aaron's dick and Nick Rekieta seethes because Nick Rekieta lost access to that dick, and Nick Rekieta doesn't want to acknowledge this so Nick Rekieta's brain accuses Aaron of exposing Nick Rekieta when Nick Rekieta exposed Nick Rekieta enough without any outside help.

 

[daffodils]

He was over an hour late and is only now realising that court got cancelled today.

 

[Vibralldo]

I need someone willing to drive to Spicer to get in touch. Preferably from the same group of people as before, but I know many of them had to go out of their way. DM me.

Seems like Ralph literally chose the worst time to make that $5k bet that you'd never get the bodycam footage

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick, buddy, you didn't actually have to set the record straight about your limp dick. You could have chosen not to respond

Nick's continual pyritic victory to own Aaron and the a-logs by confirming that he has indeed done whippets, did struggle to get it up and did allow his wife to have sex with another man is a 150 IQ move that only a true tactician like Nicholas Robert Rekieta is capable of. A modern day Sun Tzu and Napoleon Bonaparte.