💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Mayfly]

Anisa is that girl in scary movie who tries to get the invisible man to rape her.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Not because he cares. But because there is no comedy to it. Sam hates anything serious and overly dramatic. It would be really out of character for him to respond in any serious way.

I think if Sam believed that Ian could still be "saved" he might continue, but by now he realizes that it's pointless since he's either beyond saving or was never the person we all thought he was in the first place.

I want to see someone print out KF pages and read them in public.
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I'd probably enjoy that more than scrolling a website on a fucking screen tbh.

But I also like giving ratings too much.

 

[King George III]

It's still spring, not summer. And an offshore system is bringing cooler weather to western Washington this week, daily highs expected in the low 60's, mostly overcast, with a chance of rain. Even her cope is fake and gay.

ED: Seattle Forecast for the next week

 

[Mac Monster]

everything is fine

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There is no way this bitch is out at dusk in Seattle, where there's a very likely chance she could get robbed by some nigger. Her 'summer' nights are spent doomscrolling on social media, just like every other day of the year.

 

[Charnel Ground]

everything is fine

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oh come on bitch, you didn’t leave your yard

 

[D4C]

Anisa is that girl in scary movie who tries to get the invisible man to rape her.

Ironic seeing as Anisa's Husband is the one who is RAPED instead.

 

[Would]

Denims is attractive.

Not really.
Just like how Hasan is called a hunk by people like Alyssa Mercante, Denims is only attractive because the bar is so, so, so low in the online left that a woman that isn't obese and works out 1-3x a week seems like a catch.
She isn't; her face is ugly.
It's like 10 years ago or so when a considerable amount of guys on the online right thought fucking Britany Venti was hot.
These shark-eyed women aren't hot unless you're comparing them to Wal-Mart cows or something. Not being ugly doesn't turn you into someone attractive.

won't lie and say she's not attractive to me, especially when compared to Anisa.

Who isn't attractive compared to Anisa? Again, the bar is so low you just have to clear:
a) not being a tranny
b) not being fat
and you're successfully hotter than Anus. Big whoop.

if a woman looked at me like this, I would assume she's trying to murder me for being white

She looks like she's about to offer you a blowie for $5 and a cheeseburger.

 

[Tablet County]

She isn't; her face is ugly.

It's not her face, not necessarily. It's that there's nothing in her face. It's empty, the muscles barely used.

 

[Pitckus]

Ethan has been explaining that his dancing eyebrows are due to Tourettes for over 9 years now. Anisa absolutely knows this and still maligns him as a drug abuser. She’s an evil cunt.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

If he was a narcissist, why would he let everyone walk all over him at every opportunity, right down to the dog? You would think that would make him the asshole poking fun of Hasan on his own stream and not the other way around. If anything that would describe Anisa.

Well didn’t he used to be the asshole poking fun at other YouTubers? That was his whole schtick. That’s what he decided to start doing again with Ethan Klein. That’s what he’s been wanting to get back into! Probably with safer targets, I’m assuming MAGA related since I haven’t seen him extend his empathy which he learned after age 30 to conservatives yet.

Anisa’s BPD >>> Ian’s NPD. So she didn’t end up the low-energy, confused husk of a person, he did. She probably gives him energy in some way, then takes it all back with interest later, which must be confusing for him. He lets people stomp on him because he does not have the energy to stop them anymore, due to dealing with Anisa. With Hasan, it’s different - he wants Hasan’s viewers. Hasan is a means to an end here, so he will sit in the little cuck chair and tolerate it.

As for the dog thing, the NPD men who have decided their personality is the Fun Nice Guy will often not discipline children or pets, and have this weird spineless yet overconfident quality.

But I’m not sure, it is still just a theory for me. He’s definitely on the more normal, functional end of the spectrum compared to someone like Virgo Rouge. Hypothetically I would like to see what happens if Anisa leaves him to make a final decision but I don’t think that’ll happen.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

So when Anisa inevitably leaves Ian, what does he do? Even in his content cop hayday, she was the one wrangling him behind the scenes and coming up with ideas for him. If even with her around now Idubbbz is a joyless fuck, I don't see how he will deal with being alone for the first time ever.

Well... there's always Frogan.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's like 10 years ago or so when a considerable amount of guys on the online right thought fucking Britany Venti was hot.

I absolutely refuse to believe this is true.
She's like on of the Canker sisters.

 

[Tablet County]

I absolutely refuse to believe this is true.
She's like on of the Canker sisters.

Some people dig that for some reason. Especially the one with the emo hair.
I blame maladaptation.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

I absolutely refuse to believe this is true.
She's like on of the Canker sisters.

There are nearly 700 hits on Rule 34 for just May Canker and that excludes her sister. I was forced to google this out of sheer morbid curiosity thanks to your comment. Consider your refusal rebuked.

 

[Tablet County]

I was forced to google this out of sheer morbid curiosity

Yeah right.

 

[stupid frog]

I just want to point out
if the blind item is true, of course

The only reason any losers would deign to fuck Anisa is because her husband is "famous". Just like her OF. I bet she spends her (his) money on them too, she already does to go fly to fuck.

He really did cuck himself. Well, enjoy your open marriage. Because if it's true, I'm 100% sure that's what it is. And she makes him uglier too, haha... Oh I hope the blind item is true. It's too hilarious.

 

[Cake Point]

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Ian made it on a gossip website.

According to the comments this blind item site has predicted things like Lady Gaga being in Joker 2 and Timothee Chalamet dating Kylie Jenner

If this is true I'm curious about the money launderer part?

 

[But I Digress]

Well... there's always Frogan.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

But I hope Ian just fucks off from the internet and tries living a life where eyes aren't on him 24/7.

How rude. I hope your favorite bands all stop making music

 

[The Polaroid Man]

But I hope Ian just fucks off from the internet and tries living a life where eyes aren't on him 24/7.

The infantilisation and sympathising of Ian is fucking disgusting. He’s a disgusting weak-willed pathetic snake that burnt a friend that has done nothing but support him for a decade and trusted him enough to be around his kids.

Hell he’s become such a parasite that he just sits in the cuck chair getting dominated by a fucking golden retriever while his new terror-simping Turkroach Massa tries to raise money for his dumpsterfire event.

I’m of the opinion that Ian’s likely maladjusted from whatever the fuck happened in his childhood but he reaps what he fucking sows for being a grown ass man ruining his life for Boo from Monster Inc’s failed porn actress cousin.