💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Nick is coping over his showing at the event and still talking about goo...

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Sure it did.
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Captain Manning said:
Counterpoint: Zumock has a bigger audience than Nick's karaoke.
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Beat me to it!
 
daniel day said:
it really is funny that the "joke" they can denigrate imholte for is being a little tubby. You know, a father of several kids and several-times divorcee? Yet patrick melton and vaedophile are literal circus freak level fat, no assistance needed. Glass houses and all that.
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If I had to pick which of the 3s body as my own, it’s for sure Aaron’s.

Melton literally has a hump on his back from his fatness.

Nick has the prototypical washed up, never was athletic, alcoholic coke head build.

Isn’t Aaron tall? I vaguely remember reading he was like 6’4 but I could have completely made that up
 
Alleged Dabbleverse superfan / denthead "Mikayla" threatens an unknown person at Hackamania she is carrying a firearm, skirting dangerously close to NRS 202.320, Brandishing a Weapon.
Nice work, Nick. You're rubbing shoulders at a convention tied to someone busted with $50,000 worth of cocaine, surrounded by out-of-state guests possibly carrying concealed weapons!

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"YukiHaters" claims she is a SteelToe fan, and the recording person is "Misfit", a NLOchomo.
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Looks very much like someone who would like Melton, and hang around schoolyards.
The rivalry between a cuckold and a pedophile somehow elevates to the threat of mortal danger.
Requesting our resident expert @John Andrews Stan for commentary
 
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ChromaQuack said:
Please understand, the ennui over there is on such a level they have to shit up this thread to feel something.
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There are people out there so cognitively impaired that simply scrolling through the Community Feature page is a daily hardship.

When the light of a Rekieta thread post shines from their screen and reaches their retinas, their brains struggle to process it. The words become a source of confusion and discomfort, an obstacle too great to overcome. They cannot simply scroll past this incomprehensible content; it becomes a burden to their minds.

For these unfortunate souls, the only way to find relief is to click the thread link and announce their idiocy to the world.

We must empathize with their suffering and let them know that we genuinely hope, one day, they will be freed from the painful burden that is their existence.
 
A bunch of men paid hundreds of dollars to look at half naked pictures of Aaron.
1. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.
 
If "alleged Dabbleverse superfan" is ever a legitimate descriptor of me, put a fucking bullet in my head.
 
parsnip said:
I think they were $250, which would make Aaron's cheaper I guess because there's several BUT I have a feeling these weirdos would have paid $250 to go and see one picture of Aaron.
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So we have a half nude of Aaron for $250 Dollars.

Which means the full Nude would be double that.

That makes an ANU 10 KNUs.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
and Aaron eventually said y'all crazy, I'm out, but otherwise what did Aaron do to him?
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Simple. Aaron is the only person that ever managed to break out from Nick's control. Everyone else in Nick's life has been under his narcissistic control. His wife, his parents, everyone. Aaron was in the polycule, and was under Nick's influence, but ultimately managed to leave the situation because he realized how fucked up it all was. In a way, Aaron existing separate from Nick is a living testament to Nick's lack of control over the situation, so the greatest blow to Nick's ego and narcissism is Aaron. That is why Nick is so obsessed with Aaron. He believes that if he somehow 'destroys' Aaron, then he can retake control of their 'relationship'.
 
parsnip said:
A bunch of men paid hundreds of dollars to look at half naked pictures of Aaron.
1. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.
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If the tickets were $250 each and 40 people attended, that's $10000. I counted a total of 17 photos of Aaron, only three were topless. This means an average photo of THE TOE is worth $588.24, or 11.76 KNUs.
If we count the topless ones only, it's $3333.33 or 66.67 KNUs.
A fully clothed average photo of THE TOE is worth over 10x of Kayla's nudes.
Just like being tested 10x cutoff.
 
1st Bowman said:
If I had to pick which of the 3s body as my own, it’s for sure Aaron’s.

Melton literally has a hump on his back from his fatness.

Nick has the prototypical washed up, never was athletic, alcoholic coke head build.

Isn’t Aaron tall? I vaguely remember reading he was like 6’4 but I could have completely made that up
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Nick has extremely gay tattoos. Even if he was a bodybuilder (lmao, I know) I wouldn't want that body, ever.

Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Simple. Aaron is the only person that ever managed to break out from Nick's control. Everyone else in Nick's life has been under his narcissistic control. His wife, his parents, everyone. Aaron was in the polycule, and was under Nick's influence, but ultimately managed to leave the situation because he realized how fucked up it all was. In a way, Aaron existing separate from Nick is a living testament to Nick's lack of control over the situation, so the greatest blow to Nick's ego and narcissism is Aaron. That is why Nick is so obsessed with Aaron. He believes that if he somehow 'destroys' Aaron, then he can retake control of their 'relationship'.
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Drex escaped too. But he's keeping private so Nick has no way to attack him. Other than whining that he can't manipulate him because he's being ignored.
 
parsnip said:
2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.
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Objectively so, apparently!

All together now... 1, 2, 3...

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!!!!

Honka Honka Burning Love said:
What is the official price of a ticket so we can properly gauge an ANU vs a KNU
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AltisticRight said:
If the tickets were $250 each and 40 people attended, that's $10000. I counted a total of 17 photos of Aaron, only three were topless. This means an average photo of THE TOE is worth $588.24, or 11.76 KNUs.
If we count the topless ones only, it's $3333.33 or 66.67 KNUs.
A fully clothed average photo of THE TOE is worth over 10x of Kayla's nudes.
Just like being tested 10x cutoff.
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Don't forget the receipts for the PPV too! The one that has clips being circulated that Melton is DMCAing right now. Even against Balldoguards.

If Melton were't such a piece of shit, I would actually call him a magnificently evil genius for successfully bilking these idiots out of their money for this stupid shit. Ah, well. I guess it's still kinda impressive no matter who is doing it.
 
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>what did you do at Vegas last night
>I paid $250 to see half naked photos of a washed Minnesotan ex-radio host who now streams to 350 people on YouTube
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Hurry, hurry, Nicky. Your girls are on stage.
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Edit to Add: Just to clarify, if there is a stream of this, I have not looked for it. This is a public calendar, and he said he had to get back for the recital.
 
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