Zoomers destroying school chromebooks - 0.3 GPA activity

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My hate for Chromebooks knows no bounds so this is a pretty cathartic trend for me. The "F Students are Inventors" audio is pretty funny too. I do feel bad for the adults who have to clean up this mess though, they should make the students do it.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
When I was in school, in order to be in the higher math classes you needed to buy your own graphing calculator. The school wasn't just handing them out and letting kids take them home. I don't know why they decided it was a good idea to give every kid a free Chromebook to do whatever they want with. Maybe this wouldn't happen if they had to pay a deposit at the start of the year and got it back when it was returned in good condition. I know you would get charged if your textbooks were fucked up when you turned them back in at the end of the year.
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"Education is a right that should be available to everyone regardless of financial status....now watch as I send my kid to a private school to learn history and math things while yours have to read nigger literature and eat literal prison food"
 
Ham Sandwich said:
>teacher wheels the chromebook cart into class
>collective groan
>takes 5 minutes for everyone to get to the home screen
>another 5 spent opening google chrome
>runs like absolute shit and takes 3+ seconds to register your typing
>can barely handle a few tabs before becoming completely unresponsive
>retards prying up keys and drawing on it while waiting for shit to load
I can't say I'm surprised by the vandalism, they were incredibly frustrating to use. Seeing them get destroyed is a bit cathartic. My school gave us really nice ThinkPads the next year, and the difference was night and day.
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I can't imagine how those kids would deal with dial-up internet.

Generally speaking, I don't think switching to a better computer will stop this. White, black, and whatever other trash think destroying shit that isn't theirs is hilarious - it doesn't matter how expensive it is as long as they're not the ones footing the bill. If they can't be trusted with the trashtops, they sure as hell shouldn't be trusted with shit that's actually worth a fuck.
 
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BoomerPrime said:
Parents could start by giving their kids the beatings they richly deserve when they do retarded shit like this. The easy enough solution is to make the little shit work until they've got enough money to reimburse the district for the damage. Chromebooks suck, I will concede that, but seeing as my tax dollars paid for them to at least try to assist with technology efforts in schools, I don't need some bored faggot literally lighting my money on fire because other retards on the Internet said it was cool.
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Probably should have clarified I don't have kids. I don't give a fuck about this and it's really funny.
 
Fucker Carlson said:
Probably should have clarified I don't have kids. I don't give a fuck about this and it's really funny.
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That's fine. I don't think it's funny, and I think any kid that does this should have their ass kicked by their parents and be forced to work off the cost of the device. I'm -real- tired of parents being their kid's 'friend' instead of giving them the tough love necessary to ensure they don't turn out to be self-entitled faggots.
 
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>TOTAL CHROMEBOOK DEATH

Destroy chromebooks. Break chromebooks. Roundhouse kick a chromebook into the laptop cart. Slam dunk a chromebook mini into the trashcan. Shove graphite into a chromebooks charging port. Cover a chromebook in wet toilet paper. Launch chromebooks into the bathroom wall. Abandon chromebooks in the ceiling. Toss chromebooks into the cafeteria microwave. Pry the keys off a chromebook. Judo throw chromebooks into a data shredder. Twist chromebooks screens off. Report chromebooks to the principal. Karate chop chromebooks in half. Curb stomp slow black chromebooks. Give chromebooks a noogie. Use chromebooks in four square. Liquefy chromebooks in the chemisty lab. Eat chromebooks. Dissassemble chromebooks. Tattle on chromebooks. Stomp chromebook screens with heelys. Overheat chromebooks by opening more than three tabs. Format a chromebooks hard drive. Draw on a chromebook in permanent marker. Turn chromebooks into origami shurikens. Short circuit chromebooks with carton milk. Bully chromebooks in PE. Kick old chromebooks down the stairs. Trap chromebooks in the elevator. Fold chromebooks hotdog style.

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Chromebooks are fucking landfill and the students are just speeding up the process. I don't think anyone mentioned this, but Chromebooks have something called a "Auto Update Expiration". This means you'll get 10 years of updates, at most. After those 10 years, it's basically a paperweight unless you want to a) use a potential vulnerable device or b) fuck around with the firmware using MrChromebox.
 
Ham Sandwich said:
>teacher wheels the chromebook cart into class
>collective groan
>takes 5 minutes for everyone to get to the home screen
>another 5 spent opening google chrome
>runs like absolute shit and takes 3+ seconds to register your typing
>can barely handle a few tabs before becoming completely unresponsive
>retards prying up keys and drawing on it while waiting for shit to load
I can't say I'm surprised by the vandalism, they were incredibly frustrating to use. Seeing them get destroyed is a bit cathartic. My school gave us really nice ThinkPads the next year, and the difference was night and day.
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The real joke starts when they need to actually Google something and the search engine is so shit that it's become useless. Maybe these underprivileged youths are just MATI because Google search sucks.
 
Ultrapenguin said:
Free will = spending all day vegging out in front of a low attention span version of youtube, then copying the stuff you see on it.

The nice thing about doing ridiculous shit in school prior to the smartphone age was that it was almost always something homegrown that you and your classmates did. These kids don't have that, because they have no culture beyond what's being fed to them by the algorithm. It's not even like these are things these kids are personally sharing with each other; the tiktok bots said I'd be interested in watching people vandalize their laptops, so I guess that's what we're doing now. If the tiktok bots hadn't spread this thing, it wouldn't be a trend.

There's your modern version of free will: infantile, unconstructive, and always filtered through a corporate algorithm.
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Its not "ridiculous shit", its a rebellion against the modern world. School standards have consistently been dropping over the last few decades and students are getting worse and worse at everything: reading comprehension, grammar, math, everything. These "chromebooks" further exacerbate the issue by sitting this children in front of yet another screen to click away at shit instead of actually learning stuff. I would say the kids doing this are mostly the smart ones who are bored out of their minds. The only ones profiting off this are the kikes and jeets at google and the government kike who got them the deal, its just another racket at the cost of our youth who deserve better.
Violence is a cathartic experience and in this case it lets these kids purge pent up frustrations through the symbolic destruction of their spiritual oppressors: school and technology. Its a good thing they are doing this, it shows that at least some of them arent hopelessly opiated by globohomo and still capable of hitting back. Hopefully it will stick with them that destroying shit feels good because there is a lot of shit out there that needs to be burned the fuck down.
These kids are alright, in fact they should burn down their entire schools with the teachers and overachieving nerds in them. Disregard civilization, become a barbarian.
You are the one who has no culture beyond the algorithm because it is inconceivable to you that anything outside or opposed to that algorithm can be anything more than "ridiculous shit". Ramming a nail into a usb port is more genuine than anything you and your gay little classmates did.
 
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