💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

Presumably the message chain is from Nick's perspective:

Aaron uses a reply function talking Nick, containing a segment of a previous message for context: "Also, I will probably avoid posting ACTUAL cock pics in group chat, but I figured the lad..."
One can reasonably assume the reminder of the message Nick sent to Aaron, which he replies to in-turn, could've been "but I figured the lad...ies can show off", or something to that effect.

So Nick, you publicly demonstrate that your slatternly wife DID knowingly post her nudes to a group chat, that you KNEW of its existence and you LIED to the police, saying that Kayla did not know of the photo's existence. Even in Nick's highly curated screenshots, it paints a bad picture.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Did Nick release the texts between him and his young daughter when he was coaching her through cocaine withdrawals after the state took her away to protect her from Nick? Or is that on tomorrow's panel?

 

[Soapmore]

Is it too early to say that Hackamania is another win for the Toe ?

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Will poor widdle Grifty be next on the chopping block, or does he get a pass?

The continuing “who ate the cum?” contest is so weird - a categorical example of being unable to see the forest for the trees.

 

[Captain Manning]

Will poor widdle Grifty be next on the chopping block, or does he get a pass?


[X]

They both did gay shit. They both cucked each other.

Does anybody here doubt that at this point?

It's disingenuous to say Aaron is a cum slurper, but not acknowledge that Nick is too. It takes some gargantuan cognitive dissonance to not understand that polycule shit wasn't a massive L for absolutely everybody involved.

The key difference is some people learned a lesson from it (Aaron), and others didn't (Nick).

If Nick had a brain, he'd shut up about the entire thing. He's got target fixation on his former lover though.

I beleive if Kayla had an ounce of common sense she would be gone with the kids when Nick gets home. Move in with her parents. File for divorce.

Yeah, IF she had an ounce of common sense. She does not though.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I’ll never understand how any of this is a good thing for Nick? I guess he just really enjoys attention from Mapton’s fans? Aaron was repeatedly ejaculating inside your wife Nick.
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Not only does it make Nick and Melton look bad, they are using a photograph of Aaron, taking in a private setting, to display at a commercial event to which tickets were sold.

This is commercial use. Just like the supertips retardation, Melton opens himself up to Aaron asking for money.

Any commercial use of the [...] photograph [...] of another by a person [...] without first having obtained written consent for the use is subject to:
(a) Injunctive relief to prevent or restrain the unauthorized use; and

(b) An action at law for any injuries sustained by reason of the unauthorized use. In such a suit, the plaintiff may recover:​

(1) Actual damages, but not less than $750; and​

(2) Exemplary or punitive damages, if the trier of fact finds that the defendant knowingly made use of the [...] photograph [...] of another person without the consent required by NRS 597.790.​

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

NOTE: While describing one of the screenshots, Rekieta admitted that they would all be NAKED in the drug den bathroom together including the men.

Are we really supposed to believe that this swinger group was doing cocaine, naked, in a bathroom in a house full of kids—and somehow always managed to be perfectly quiet, so that none of the children ever noticed something strange was happening?

This is what Nicholas Rekieta considers good parenting? What the hell. I hope he eventually ends up in prison.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Only Nick Rekieta would spend money to fly to Vegas to discuss his sex life in a room full empty of fat aging men. The only thing missing is a visit from the only other person who could give him a run for his money for being the worst at practicing law, Russell Greer.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Further inspection of the photo of Nick's lonely, empty karaoke set reveals the lyrics of this image to be the song "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots.

Spoiler: Lyrics

[Verse 1]
And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where you goin' till tomorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
So would you even care?

[Pre-Chorus]
And I feel it
And I feel it

[Chorus]
Where you goin' for tomorrow?
Where you goin' with the mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

[Verse 2]
And I feel so much depends on the weather
So is it rainin' in your bedroom?
And I see that these are the eyes of disarray
So would you even care?

[Pre-Chorus]
And I feel it
And she feels it

[Chorus]
Where you goin' for tomorrow?
Where you goin' with the mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

[Post-Chorus]
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Where you goin' for tomorrow?
Where you goin' with the mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

[Post-Chorus]
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it


[Outro]
To find it
To find it
To find it

Nick once again exposes his shit taste in Rock music, with the song being criticised as "embarrassingly Pearl Jam-like" by Rolling Stone and The Atlantic noting the song was "doing an Eddie Vedder impression". The song is used by Nick Rekieta as another dirge to his star-crossed lover, Aaron Imholte, with the lead singer, Scott Weiland, explaining the inspiration behind “Plush” on VH1’s Storytellers

“A girl was kidnapped and then later found tragically murdered back in the early part of the ‘90s. So it gave me fuel to write the words to this song. However, this song is not about that, really; it’s sort of a metaphor for a lost, obsessive relationship.”

Yes Nick, creating an entire playlist to wistfully reminisce about the relationship of another man, and then belt it out to an empty, echoing room so you can hear your own mournful tribute to a Qover lost, is incredibly, undeniably gay.

 

[Folgers Can]

Can we get a physiognomy check here, chyat?

An obvious lyrical dig at Aaron Imholte, a dirge to Qovers lost. Pretty gay to be singing lost love about the relationship of another man.

The song is used by Nick Rekieta as another dirge to his star-crossed lover, Aaron Imholte, with the lead singer, Scott Weiland, explaining the inspiration behind “Plush” on VH1’s Storytellers

I know you're kidding and it's funny and all, but it should be painfully obvious that both songs were instead referring to April (if not also a message to her): the Hinder one because he misses her so deeply and increasingly regrets having succumbed to everything pressuring him to push her away, and the STP one because, well, she's smelly. If he's so torn up about it why doesn't he just move in with her and ditch the stodgy pillpopper once and for all?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

the fridge Aaron bought to replace him as the snack holder while he was plowing Kayla.

Nick is too pathetic to even hold a snack tray for his wife's bull.
I hate to say it, but that's a Decisive Toe Victory.

 

[AltisticRight]

Further inspection of the photo of Nick's lonely, empty karaoke set reveals the lyrics of this image to be the song "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots.

Yes, plush.
The dolls Skelly plays with on his show with TTS messages, dolls epitomising his old friends, dolls that are a motif for his downward spiral.
Fag.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

That’s it? Aaron’s a grower and not a shower, he sent shitty texts about his kids, April’s a slut, and everyone involved is a cum-guzzling degenerate? Nick really did bring his cuck trophy/fridge? And the pedophile thinks this is entertainment?

All of these people are GAY. A fecal matter and lube covered dildo is less GAY.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Sigh, the last few dozen pages just show that a ménage à quatre is only erotic in books and movies (that's assuming it's done right). It's kinda gross when real life ugly people with likely poor hygiene are involved.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are we really supposed to believe that this swinger group was doing cocaine, naked, in a bathroom in a house full of kids—and somehow always managed to be perfectly quiet, so that none of the children ever noticed something strange was happening?

This is what Nicholas Rekieta considers good parenting? What the hell. I hope he eventually ends up in prison.

This whole thing goes something like this:

Nick: "Here is a message where we're talking about doing coke naked in the bathroom."
Meltonites and Balldoguards: *clap like retarded seals*
Rational person: "Wait, doesn't that reflect badly on you? You were doing coke in that bathroom... in a house with kids!"
Nick: ...
Nick: "Shut up, nerd! Aaron ate my goo!"

Maybe it's just me, but if I were Nick, and I really hated Aaron, this is not the way I would go about trying to get an own on him.

Indeed, Nick is basically just providing more proof that those child endangerment charges were totally legit and he's an unfit parent.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

That’s it? Aaron’s a grower and not a shower, he sent shitty texts about his kids, April’s a slut, and everyone involved is a cum-guzzling degenerate? Nick really did bring his cuck trophy/fridge? And the pedophile thinks this is entertainment?

Don't you see how much it totally owns Aaron and Aaron alone to share information about how he eats Rekieta's cum after swapping wives?

If Kayla doesn't divorce Nick after he leaves her alone with his kids to party and bring so much disrepute on his family, in a way where it will last forever on the Internet, then she's a goner. This is like a battered wife who refuses to leave her husband until he kills the entire family. It's beyond pitiful at this point; it's pathetic.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Will Melton drop Nick after this? Now that Nick exposed all the "dirt" he had on Aaron, is he of no more use to Melton? And will Nick finally kill himself once his last "friend" abandons him? Stay tuned!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Will Melton drop Nick after this? Now that Nick exposed all the "dirt" he had on Aaron, is he of no more use to Melton? And will Nick finally kill himself once his last "friend" abandons him? Stay tuned!

Unlikely, with the use of Supertips, Nick is now a member of the pedo-adjacent congregation.
His holy conversion to low-popularity, minimal-value shock-jock cringe is complete.
Melton takes a cut of donos. Its in his own financial interest to keep him in the gang.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Maybe it's just me, but if I were Nick, and I really hated Aaron, this is not the way I would go about trying to get an own on him.

Indeed, Nick is basically just providing more proof that those child endangerment charges were totally legit and he's an unfit parent.

He probably doesn’t even see a problem with doing cocaine naked with three other adults in the same house where five children also live—children he’s supposed to be taking care of.

No wonder he mocks the kiwi prudes for being concerned about the kids. He clearly doesn’t worry about them at all.

 

[Captain Manning]

Unlikely, with the use of Supertips, Nick is now a member of the pedo-adjacent congregation.
His holy conversion to low-popularity, minimal-value shock-jock cringe is complete.
Melton takes a cut of donos. Its in his own financial interest to keep him in the gang.

I disagree. It's in Melton's best financial interest to shank Rekieta now.

Will he? Stay tuned.

Melton barely likes Rekieta. Many of his fans either barely like Rekieta, or have shown open contempt for him. Melton sees Rekieta as a useful idiot. People have made more money laughing at Rekieta's antics than working with him.

Melton is also gonna get really fucking tired of Nick if people keep sending C&Ds to Supertips so he can wage his gay Internet slapfights against people that aren't Aaron. Melton only takes a 10% cut.

AND, most importantly, Nick has now shot his wad, and most people that aren't already Aaron haters are gonna be like "meh."