💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Canard]

I've always suspected that he's done the accounting and knows that hate donos are keeping him in the green. Not that this isn't still an embarassing way to live, but there may be some logic to it.

I think he is in camp that any publicity at this point is good publicity... Which might as well be true for him. Some people just can't remove him from their minds...

Still that does no explain just what did he do to Nick for him to be so stuck. Nick must have really really loved him more than his own family...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How does any of that make Aaron look worse than Nicky?
Anything that does hurt Aaron hurts Nick just as much if not more.

Why does nobody ask the pertinent question.

Where the children in the house while you were doing that?

Talking about how you live with 4 adults naked in a house that usually has 5 children around makes Nick, as the owner of that house, sound like a total loser.

 

[Oxyjen]

They are monetizing that content on stage, to a live audience. I don't get.

The fact that it’s being held in a hotel conference space, everyone has name badges and there’s a panel earnestly doing a PowerPoint presentation feels more like it’s some kind of multi-level marketing scam.
“Here’s how to successfully alog Aaron Imholte on your podcast”.
It really is a cargo cult. How fucking weird.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

@Potentially Criminal
Is there a case for a revenge porn charge if it's a topless picture of a man shared without their consent?

Personally I would think it's silly to file charges for that but it would *also* be fucking hilarious for Nick to be charged with it.

 

[Re/pol/]

I don't know how much more of this I can take, KiwiBros. This is all just so gay and disgusting (but I repeat myself).

Something I was thinking about a few hours ago, before I even saw these screenshots from the Hackamania event: How is somebody like Melton real? How does a guy like this have a show that people watch ON PURPOSE and are somehow entertained by it? And then said people go to the trouble of driving or flying to Vegas and pay hundreds of dollars for the privilege of seeing him in person. What kind of person does this? How do their brains work? What are their lives like? It just baffles me to no end.

The human race has long already collectively lost it's god damned minds.
I would go so far as to say the advent of the internet, even in it's best years, provoked the most deranged fascinations into collectivizing as groups.
Suddenly, people with freakish thoughts and desires could meet people with those same freakish thoughts and desires.

Cannibal? Meet a guy who want's his flesh eaten.
Bug fucker? Here's a post of a girl getting eaten out by blowflies.
Gay man? Here's a video of a guy stretching his entire ass out with his bare hands.
Drug Addict? Some link on 4chan has access to unnamed foreign shit, have a sample.
Sociopath? Liveleak 24/7 Chinese Workplace Accident Compilation.
Wealthy Banker? Here's a film studio on the dark web with 10 reels of Super 8 and some adrenochrome.

When people are so lost in the mundane everyday of every day,
they look for ever slightly more depraved ways to clear the boredom and
just
fucking
sp i r a l.

They never actually escape mundanity, but just keep getting more bored with the last distraction.
It goes from a happily married family, wanting another kid, maybe wanting to spice up their sex this time,
to a cocaine fueled mess of broken families, broken dreams, and broken balldos.

The only difference between most lolcows and most people is that we have records of the lows lolcows reach.
Most of the human race simply doesn't exist, in this context, but they reach those lows all the same,
and only some of them are good at hiding their hole dwelling nature from the world.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

@Potentially Criminal
Is there a case for a revenge porn charge if it's a topless picture of a man shared without their consent?

Personally I would think it's silly to file charges for that but it would *also* be fucking hilarious for Nick to be charged with it.

No.

Genitals or sexual act required.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

No.

Genitals or sexual act required.

I dunno, Aaron seems to have man tits, maybe it counts. :p

 

[Re/pol/]

Feel bad for the kids. Not only do they get to experience a police raid and all kinds of other weird shit but (evidenced with the oldest daughter) skelly may start parading them online. He clearly doesnt give a fuck about them unless they can accrue clout for him.

I'm still mad that they haven't been taken as wards of the state.
It would be a much better life than being stuck in this miserable den of perverts, but with the barely-a-slap-on-the-wrist Nick ultimately, received, they still somehow have custody. They are young enough they'd be adopted by prospective parents, but even with risks of living in the orphanages, it can't be much worse than this.

 

[arc minsk]

I'm still mad that they haven't been taken as wards of the state.
It would be a much better life than being stuck in this miserable den of perverts, but with the barely-a-slap-on-the-wrist Nick ultimately, received, they still somehow have custody. They are young enough they'd be adopted by prospective parents, but even with risks of living in the orphanages, it can't be much worse than this.

let's be honest. they would be rape dolls of some somali faggot family. let them stay with nick and they can flip the coin of being cool or bad because of their trash parent story.

 

[Folgers Can]

What really confuses me about this is that Aaron knew this was coming and he had plenty of material for a TRO

An appropriate response that Nick would unironically be right to hurl at your idea:

Hello,

I am pleased to inform you that I am American and nobody cares about your wretched, dying nation - including the people living in it.

Kind regards,

I don't know where you got so accustomed to TROs being handed out like candy anytime anyone butthurt about mere mockery wants to shut someone up with an easy IRL equivalent of blocking someone on Xitter, but 'round here clearing the First Amendment hurdle is just not that easy:


Minn. Stat. 609.748


Minn. Stat. 609.749

Which one of the above do you seriously think the legislature truly intended to encompass the arguably journalistic enterprise of going up on a stage and reporting on texts that Aaron was reckless enough to send directly to someone he never should have trusted? It would be one thing if they included anything obtained by an unlawful act like the alleged google hack, but at least so far they haven't.

 

[Edward Teach]

No.

Genitals or sexual act required.

So hang on here.....

Genitals: A person's or animal's external organs of reproduction.

Nipples are not required for reproduction so therefore should not be genitals. wasn't it just a topless photo of Kayla?

Is posing for a photo topless sexual in nature? If so then Aa ron has a case. Especially if he posted them to his gay lover.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Is posing for a photo topless sexual in nature? If so then Aa ron has a case. Especially if he posted them to his gay lover.

Not in Nevada, where they're holding their gay event:

"Intimate image":


1. Except as otherwise provided in subsection 2, includes, without limitation, a photograph, film, videotape or other recorded image which depicts:


(a) The fully exposed nipple of the female breast of another person, including through transparent clothing; or


(b) One or more persons engaged in sexual conduct.

3. "Sexual conduct" means sexual intercourse, lewd exhibition of the genitals, fellatio, cunnilingus, bestiality, anal intercourse, excretion, sado-masochistic abuse, masturbation, or the penetration of any part of a person’s body or of any object manipulated or inserted by a person into the genital or anal opening of the body of another.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

He's posting a screencap of Aaron saying that he'd be more devastated if April left than his kids which is pretty despicable, but the panel shitting on him contains a man who sexualized Aaron's young daughter and a man that gave his own daughter cocaine, so they can all kill themselves.

Now they're posting a shirtless photo of Aaron, but it's a self own because he genuinely looks like he's in better shape than anyone on the panel.

And more innocuous photos. Aaron drinking at a bar, Aaron ice skating. Nothing interesting but they're trying to act like they're embarrassing photos. Very sad.

If Aaron is so awful why was Nick having homosexual relations with him? Aaron could be awful but he’d still be boring.


If a guy ate my goo I wouldn’t want to broadcast that due to that making me look like a homo as well, for a guy who was a lawyer he sure lacks forward thinking.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So hang on here.....

Genitals: A person's or animal's external organs of reproduction.

I was talking about which part of Aaron would count, not which part of women.

he arguably journalistic enterprise of going up on a stage

I am talking about the behavior by Nick and Melton in the last ~9 months that lead up to Hackamania.
My argument is that they did enough things that Aaron could have forced Nick to STFU and stop talking about him.

I understand that Aaron is milking this for content and mocking nick is his cashcow, but god damn at some point he needs to feel some embarrassment.
He knew this was coming, yet he just takes it on the chin.

 

[Grayback]

I'm still mad that they haven't been taken as wards of the state.
It would be a much better life

let them stay with nick and they can flip the coin of being cool or bad because of their trash parent story.

The kids being adopted by strangers would be terrible for them.
This option is better than nothing, but it's worse than pretty much everything else. It's really, really bad.

Being adopted by their grandparents would be the actual good outcome.
They'd be away from the neglectful cokehead and the worthless pillhead, but still with family members (this is so important for their stable development, sense of self, mental health, etc.), and the grandparents would have access to the family oil money to pay to feed and drive around all five of them.

 

[thebigdream]

Still that does no explain just what did he do to Nick for him to be so stuck. Nick must have really really loved him more than his own family...

I don't think it has to be anything explicit like buttfucking him (although that'd be hilarious).

Nick placed a lot of trust in Aaron and genuinely tried to make the polycule work, even though it's obvious that his insecurities ate at him the whole way. That kind of vulnerability doesn't come easy for him, and having it thrown in his face while losing April in the process was unforgivable. This was a once in a lifetime chance for Nick to reinvent his life and lose the baggage of a dead marriage. That's the key issue here - he singles Aaron out for leaving the polycule, making the relationship public knowledge, and ratting him out to the cops. Nevermind that he would've been slapped by the long dick of the law irrespective of Aaron's involvement, and that people were already speculating about the relationship just via the hot tub streams - Nick can't entertain his own culpability in anything, so he's stuck in this endlessly looping, pointless gay lover quest where Aaron is metaphysically evil.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I do not recall this sacking story. Any idea where and when it was told?

It was on a Greerstream, probably one of the ones where he and Sriracha read the book. I only found Rekeita interesting when he was covering Greer or Melinda so that story sticks in my memory.. Best way I can paraphrase it is " I was working at the bank and I got fired with no explanation. I remembered being at a meeting where someone was giving me dirty looks and then a few days later I got fired". The implication was that somebody was stealing from the bank and Nick was suspected, but there wasn't enough evidence to charge him,.

It was from 10/10/2018

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I don't think it has to be anything explicit like buttfucking him (although that'd be hilarious).

Nick placed a lot of trust in Aaron and genuinely tried to make the polycule work, even though it's obvious that his insecurities ate at him the whole way. That kind of vulnerability doesn't come easy for him, and having it thrown in his face while losing April in the process was unforgivable. This was a once in a lifetime chance for Nick to reinvent his life and lose the baggage of a dead marriage. That's the key issue here - he singles Aaron out for leaving the polycule, making the relationship public knowledge, and ratting him out to the cops. Nevermind that he would've been slapped by the long dick of the law irrespective of Aaron's involvement, Nick can't entertain his own culpability in anything, so he's stuck in this endlessly looping, pointless gay lover quest which just so happens to crossover with the Dabbleverse's stalker child cult which hates Aaron for even less plausible reasons.

All makes sense, in a horrifying insane sort of way. This crazy obsession with Aaron of all people seems like a tidally locked disaster, with Aaron's insecurities fed by the attention and Rekieta who is a lunatic transferring drug addiction behavior to this sort of endless scratching at a wound. Yikes.

 

[Tablet County]

>He isn't a MAAAN because he DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ON A human LEVEL
????
I'm sorry, what? What does this even mean? Spelling the word "man" with 3 As and some random words typed in all caps?

I assumed he was aping the late, great Michelin Star Chef Gonzalo Lira.
"You're not a real maaan, yaaaaaaaw."

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I'm still mad that they haven't been taken as wards of the state.
It would be a much better life than being stuck in this miserable den of perverts, but with the barely-a-slap-on-the-wrist Nick ultimately, received, they still somehow have custody. They are young enough they'd be adopted by prospective parents, but even with risks of living in the orphanages, it can't be much worse than this.

The state really failed those kids.

Being adopted by their grandparents would be the actual good outcome.

Kayla's family actually seems concerned so I tend to agree they would be the best caretaker option even if it would be difficult.

Really hoping somehow the PO surprises Rekieta with a pop up vegas test tomorrow.