💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am honestly at a loss for words. He brain has holes is the only explanation that still explains this level of delusion.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

I can actually see Onionboy sneaking something into his drink or food just for giggles.

At least that's what Balldo-Boy will tell his parole officer.
It's never Nicky's fault, it's everybody else. The damn a-log priest, the cops and courts who conspired to put cocaine in his daughter's hair....

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick can't stop talking about himself.
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Nobody is making more money than Rackets in the lawtubes via his mother´s trust

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Reminder:
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I'm sorry that your cow sucks arse and cannot produce any meaningful milk.
Maybe write his name on a piece of ballot paper again, surely the entire site should know about that.

 

[ddlloo]

Half of Melton's audience are going to buy Rackets drinks, and spike them with booze and cum, to fuck him with the law and so that they can brag about Nick eating another man's goo.

It's insane that he's still going there. Not even Melton himself seems to like Rackets, he can barely even tolerate him at times ffs.

 

[AltisticRight]

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This was funny. Do it again.

>He isn't a MAAAN because he DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ON A human LEVEL
????
I'm sorry, what? What does this even mean? Spelling the word "man" with 3 As and some random words typed in all caps?
How many cans of nitrous do I have to huff to comprehend fagbabble?

 

[Nova902]

Adam Busch is a faggot of the highest order.

WATP & company are pros at milking lolcows (wether you like it or not, i love their Stutjo segments) so they will probably coke him up real good, film it, and on the day he is leaving they might plant some, like you said.

Poor Adam Busch, he didn't know what he got himself into when entering the Dabbleverse, he seems like a good guy, someone who help you when your car breaks down on the road. I hope he will stay away from the nuclear reaction that is Nicky Dicky

 

[Father Balldo]

Rackets has been in vegas for hours and nothing has happened.

another nothingburger just like MNPR's "800 pages" that Shawn/Meme Copium have alleged.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Rackets has been in vegas for hours and nothing has happened.

another nothingburger just like MNPR's "800 pages" that Shawn/Meme Copium have alleged.

Just one more week and it will be 8000 pages in your next retelling.

 

[Father Balldo]

Just one more week and it will be 8000 pages in your next retelling.

I dont recall the exact number of pages they claimed. Whatever it was is irrelevant because the actual number is ZERO.

 

[AnOminous]

Assuming it's real, it's funny in its own right for another reason: it seemed odd that he would be just standing and staring into space indefinitely without purpose as though waiting around for someone, especially when the Plaza has express self-check-in kiosks he should have been more than capable of operating pursuant to his supposedly existing reservation:

He seems a lot less animated lately. Like half his stream he'll be staring out into space at nothing like a brain-damaged retard.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He seems a lot less animated lately. Like half his stream he'll be staring out into space at nothing like a brain-damaged retard.

In fairness he is a brain damaged retard

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

First peek of Nick from Hackamania. Not my pic.

"Benderman: The 8 Balldos."

 

[AnOminous]

How can someone who supposedly grew up in a “good” family behave as if they never had a real father?

I bet his dad was also a cuck. Look at his crazy-eyed mom. I think he probably inherited the degenerate swinger cuck genes from both sides.

Not buying this is crack head....no hot topic belt. Surely he would be sporting that proudly in the airport letting all the fags know how is DTF in the bathrooms.

It's literally exactly the same clothes he was wearing last time he streamed before it was posted. Unless it's literally completely fake AI slop, it's him.

He really put the "denied" in "Dechala the Denied One".

Do they only bring out one free drink an hour though, to keep it responsible? Then again if you're trying to stay sober to win your kids back even one is too many.

They generally want you intoxicated enough to enjoy losing but not so drunk you're passing out and slowing down table games. This isn't so much the case with slot machines and vidya poker if you aren't taking up space someone else could be at but they don't want you drunk enough to be a disruption.

It's either that or Melton is trying to suss out any alogs / RedBar reporters, causing frustration.

Or he's some kind of glownigger and is ratting out his paypigs to get out of some kind of legal problem of his own.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

Love how we just get these random cryptid style photos of Rekieta in the wild. Seems to be traveling light. A suitcase for a suit and backpack. I assume the suitcase of sex toys and sex cross are on the other side of him.

I'm pretty sure Melton has his own sex toys.

My guess is because the father wasn't doing father stuff. I bet little rekieta was allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted.

Daddy Rackets did live in Minnesota while he was working at Cray, so there is a good chance that he wasn't around for the majority of Nick's formative years.

Odds that Reiketa does coke in Vegas? Temptations gonna be high

I'm thinking Rackets and Ape are just gonna get a cheap hotel room and re-enact Leaving Las Vegas. He'd have at least a week, right? Before shit got real with his PO and he'd get in contact with the Clark County Sheriffs office and they dragged him back to MN.

And if anyone feels like doing some AI art, I have a humble request. I wanna see the opening cut scene to Fallout: New Vegas with PPP dressed as Benny and Andy Warski dressed as a Great Kahn digging a grave.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Just one more week and it will be 8000 pages in your next retelling.

Just wait till we reach 8milion pages.

Also why the fuck would MNPR release anything out of the blue like that? Whoever it is always had the best timing to either make Nick not stream or ruin his stream mood, releasing it without any proper livestream would be really boring.

 

[AnOminous]

In fairness he is a brain damaged retard

I mean if he does “relapse” and thinks it’s all Joever, he might do it just do it just to have one last ultimate high before jail.

Except instead of a gun, when he shouts "SAY HELLLOO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND" he'll whip out a Balldo.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Benderman: The 8 Balldos."

 

[Watching Rekieta]

If Nick is ousted from his throne of Lolcowdom, it won't be by Ralph. Ralph is past his prime.

lolcows are never past their prime. It's a defining feature. For example, developing a new coke and alcohol habit in middle age is "past their prime" behavior for normal people. But Nick channeled that innate "lolcow of the year" energy into a raging, dick sucking Less Than Zero, take my kids from me addiction. Ralph is just searching for that perfect "Hold my beer" selfie spot. It's in his DNS

 

[Scramble]

We are aware. In fact, it came up again in the thread on Friday. Nick's also been trying to remind people of that stream multiple times on Twitter, and Melton's chat.

I am sure there are a variety of opinions on what Kurt said on that stream but, independent of that, I think a lot of people just think it's funny that Nick's been flinging shit at Kurt for days now, and Kurt pulled 5.2k views in a one hour stream when Nick couldn't legit break 2k in a single stream all week.

Remember, nobody is required to like any of Nick's enemies. However, it logically follows, to some extent at least, that the lesser you think of them, the funnier it is when they felt him. Kurt beating Nick in views on anything would have been unthinkable a few years ago.

You bring up some great points! I like Rekieta even less than I like Uncivil, so I appreciate you reminding me of the excellent points you made in this post. My main goal in life is to try to keep an open mind, so you're right, it's awesome that Uncivil beats Rekieta these days.
Thank you, @Captain Manning !