💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I need to know if he keeps making this mistake because he thinks vanilla = plain or if it's just some mushbrain stroke shit.

He has made this mistake in the past before. I think specifically in his Chicken Queso Rolls. I doubt he thinks much beyond the flavor and just sees that its Greek yogurt and a white container and thinks hes fine. Hes also made mistakes with buying wrong products in the past because he just cant be fucked or can tell the fucking difference.

Hes bought plant based cheese in the past before too by accident and nearly had another stroke upon the realization, further fueling his hatred towards vegan foods and his conspiracy towards the food industry.

 

[Shartavius]

It’s sheer, tard luck that the closest Jack has come to accidentally buying or making straight poison is that jar of eggs. I hope he eats them.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The sugar alcohols they use to sweeten that stuff gives a lot of people the squirts. Enjoy incontinence, Jack.

At this point think he's used to it and if he took an actual decent shit he'd think there was something wrong with him.

 

[The Stranger]

 

[Shartavius]

At this point think he's used to it and if he took an actual decent shit he'd think there was something wrong with him.

What a lovely sequence of posts about what's in Jack's toilet.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack you literally went on a missionary to Mexico to convert people to Jesus

 

[Tiresome]

Jack you literally went on a missionary to Mexico to convert people to Jesus

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In Catholic Mexico? No, let's be real, he went to try to convert people to murderchurch-style evangelism.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack's new video of him making ranch dressing is posted now,

It's some kind of dedication to do 'lazy man' videos for 20 years that are more complicated that the actual recipe. He's even using the stupid Hidden Valley flava packet: the recipe on the back is three fucking ingredients and no blender. The use of cottage cheese in both recipes suggests this is an attempt at 'healthy' ranch dressing not 'lazy', yet who in the Scalfani household asked for this?

 

[AltisticRight]

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This is one of the most disgusting photos he's posted so far.

 

[souschef]

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I saw this dish in my restaurant, it was in the toilet

 

[Requiem for a Ween]

Spoiler: Absolutely disgusting.

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I'm to squeamish for this abomination. His abuse of ingredients disturbs me, I can't help but think of all the far more deserving and desperate people they could have went to. Instead this shit. Like watching a socialite light a cigar off a hundred dollar bill.

 

[Harambe]

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Why is he not browning them before adding liquids and aromatics how is the oil burnt already how can he not fry a meatball for a few minutes before dumping shit in the pot
Why

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Jack has such an uncanny ability to burn his food and undercook it at the same time.

 

[Dollar Duck]

Jack has such an uncanny ability to burn his food and undercook it at the same time.

As could be expected from a self-proclaimed Food Industry Professional of 15+ years.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

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Why is he using meatballs instead of actual cuts of meat? The whole cooking method just seems complete botched.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

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This might be the most threatening thing he's ever made. His brain can't decompose fast enough.

 

[AnOminous]

This is one of the most disgusting photos he's posted so far.

"Quite a dish, what do you call it?"
"The Aristocrats!"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Why the fuck is he sautéeing, not satuéd whatever that means, meatballs in Merlot?

You sauté in oil or fat to create flavor. Then afterwards you deglaze with the wine to lift up all those browned bits and use that to make a bit of a sauce. It's like he gets part of the recipe but not why you do it.

Jack you literally went on a missionary to Mexico to convert people to Jesus

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Maybe it's because people don't like being preached to.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why is he not browning them before adding liquids and aromatics how is the oil burnt already how can he not fry a meatball for a few minutes before dumping shit in the pot
Why

Why is he still alive?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why is he still alive?

It's either spite, a deal made with the devil or the Wendigo is puppeting his lifeless corpse at this point.