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The only other person I've met who sucked that much was a stinky hippy at a Phish show
🌟 Internet Famous David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur
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Make your bets for obnoxious as fuck guests.
My money is on that one faggot with the blue scarecrow avatar.
My money is on that one faggot with the blue scarecrow avatar.
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AniFag's a given at this point in time.
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Things I have learned from this deepdive, according to Piggy
- He knows Karate
- He was hit by a bus and was in a coma for 3 months
- Was homeless for a while
- He worked for Burger King
- He worked for multiple unknown restaurants
- He has confidence issues
- He has a recorded IQ of 147
- He thought that Surgon was OK before he joined UKIP
- Has never fucked a girl
- He was born via C-Section so has never even touched pussy
- Used to write vore stories
- Taught himself how to read and write
- Born chemically addicted to cocaine
- Has heart attacks
- "High Quality Gay"
I've suffered going through 3000 of this faggots posts to find the juicy bits
I'll spare you the picture of his alleged ass.
You heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, dis nigga got Fetal Cocaine Syndrome.
- He knows Karate
- He was hit by a bus and was in a coma for 3 months
- Was homeless for a while
- He worked for Burger King
- He worked for multiple unknown restaurants
- He has confidence issues
- He has a recorded IQ of 147
- He thought that Surgon was OK before he joined UKIP
- Has never fucked a girl
- He was born via C-Section so has never even touched pussy
- Used to write vore stories
- Taught himself how to read and write
- Born chemically addicted to cocaine
- Has heart attacks
- "High Quality Gay"
I've suffered going through 3000 of this faggots posts to find the juicy bits
I'll spare you the picture of his alleged ass.
You heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, dis nigga got Fetal Cocaine Syndrome.
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The 7 was, actually. Also he's apparently a crossdresser, SNP-shill, Thatcher hater, AND born to drug addict parents; quintessential modern Scotsman indeed.
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Specifically cocaine, which makes him a Crack Baby
LMAO.
(Was a double post, making an edit)
Woah there piggy, that's a SPICY meme, are you sure you should be posting that?
What's that?
All Jews are exceptionally racist? Damn...
Well whatever, it's not like you've said something that might offend the muslims, right?
Oh boy, pigger...
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I just wanted to say you are going to Heaven because going through Piggy's Discord is basically Hell in of itself. Just to let you know some of the stuff you posted I've already said in the OP but there's a good chunk of what's new here. All-in-all, very good dive.
As much as he thinks this is a flex, Karate is probably the worst martial art for self-defense. Something like Muay-Thai and Krav Maga would be more beneficial in a self-defense situation.
It's pretty clear while IQ isn't an exact measure of intellect, Piggy's cognitive functionality would make this statement false.
What woman wouldn't want to date this hunk of a man?
The fuck did he learn in school then? How to make yourself a giant ass?
He's dying before 50, I'm calling it now.
Faggots defending pedophiles? More likely than you think.Well whatever, it's not like you've said something that might offend the muslims, right?
Considering cops take about 5-10 minutes to show up for an emergency, it's probably a good idea to carry some heat just in case. Of course, Eurofags like Piggy wouldn't understand that.
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In the Pigger's defense, it's not so uncommon to learn to read and write before Kindergarten as to be entirely unthinkable.
That said, though, when an ego-tripping retard like the Pigger says it... definitely sounds like self-aggrandizement
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I've said this before, but I am of the believe that lazershart isn't a "real" homosexual. But someone who couldn't pull women and so he hooked up with his effeminate friends. Which is why he's into trannies and femboys.
Also, can we add crack baby to the thread title. On another note, some Rafale copium.
I'm not aware of any J-10s shot down by Indian Rafales? Or JF-17s for that matter. Pakistan only received J-10s in 2022. The closest I could find are simulated battles between Qatari Rafales and Pakistani JF-17s where they have lost
I expect to see copium from lazerpig once some more western systems go down.
Also, can we add crack baby to the thread title. On another note, some Rafale copium.
I'm not aware of any J-10s shot down by Indian Rafales? Or JF-17s for that matter. Pakistan only received J-10s in 2022. The closest I could find are simulated battles between Qatari Rafales and Pakistani JF-17s where they have lost
I expect to see copium from lazerpig once some more western systems go down.
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Technically, this wasn't HIS Discord, but the Discord for the RPC Authority. I doubt you'd get nearly as much info from his personal discord at this point. He hasn't actively posted in the Discord I was looking at for 5 years or so.
Anyway have some of Pigger's creative writing.
What else do I got here...
"My personality is that I spam images of old shit tanks and am gay."
It shouldn't come as a surprise that a faggot likes futa.
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What the deep fried FUCK do you mean by this, pigger?
The Very Personification of Reddit.
I thought I'd lost this but I saved a copy prior to my full dive, so here you go, Piggo's Political Compass, which comes as no surprise to anyone.
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So he's just one step short of "If I can't get the girlfriend, I'll become the girlfriend"? He already admitted to being a drag queen...
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Tbh, I wouldn’t give a rats ass about him being almost dead center except for 2 notches left and 2 notches libertarian. It’s not an unhealthy position to be in, if you’re looking at it as a rational person.
It’s the fact that it apparently(?) brings him to tears. Ffs. Like a fucking point on a graph dictates anything in your life.
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See also: Prison Gay
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That crying emoji is just a part of his nickname, it doesn't refer to the chart. You can see the same one in the other posts.
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No, that crying emoji is just a part of his username.
Also keep in mind this was his political stance 7 years ago, and he's blatantly become more deranged since then.
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That particular crying emoji is also used by weebs with loli fetishes a LOT.
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Thanks for clarifying. I checked the screenshot above it and it didn’t have the emoji, so I figured it was some image reaction at posting.
He has his moments. In the past that was extremes that were outliers. Now it’s the normal moments that are outliers. Fucking sad to see.
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Ah, the reason that other one doesn't have any emoji is because it's technically from a different discord.
I can't remember it all too well, but basically back during the whole SCP Exodus when people raged about them forcing gayshit, they created the RPC Authority. But they had teething issues in that the guy who created the new site was a total dickhead who started trolling everyone, name was CFOp or something. (Dude had the worst opsec I've ever seen and could be doxxed entirely within like 3 google searches. But this isn't important)
What happened after that was that there was an exodus from the exodus that Piggy joined called something like the NDI or some shit, but eventually that was archived and frozen because everyone moved back to RPC when the webmaster was ousted.
You too now share this absolutely worthless niche site drama lore.
Also, I think the funniest part about Pigger claiming he got hit by a bus at christmas and was in a coma and only woke up in April was that he was literally posting in February of that year.
And also January of that year.
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I have not the foggiest of clues what the whole SCP and RPC shit is. I looked a bit at it today, but, to be honest: I had other work that’s due and after 15 minutes I couldn’t get past “fictional text-based military roleplay” and it looked less appealing than fixing CSV files line-by-line. (Edit: Not that that was the work I had to do, that was better than both of these options)
(But it is fun that it’s useable to attack credibility of other claims he makes/made)
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