💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If you're choosing a pseudonym that declares to the world how tight your vagina is, it's an absolute certainty that said vagina will resemble a paperhanger's bucket.

It's like parking a Cessna in a hangar built for a 787

 

[not william stenchever]

Tbf May didn't stay zoinked out on them Scooby snacks 24/7

Her horse genetics also compelled her to bolt with her offspring when the ragepig left the barn door open.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'd normally be stimming rn with the lack of news out of Hackamania, but the few photos that have leaked paint a pretty grim picture.

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.

Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.
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Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

Or 200:1.

Hackamania. Where there are almost no women. And even those few women are men.

 

[AnOminous]

Or 200:1.

Hackamania. Where there are almost no women. And even those few women are men.

You'd get more women at a literal convention for gay men.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Or 200:1.

Hackamania. Where there are almost no women. And even those few women are men.

Hackamania, where the hump on the host's back is bigger than all female boobs in the room combined.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What a collection of greasy bastards. I bet you couldn't walk down that street without getting coated in a thin layer of grime. Nick should fit right in.

 

[Edward Teach]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.
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Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

I can smell the BO from here.....

 

[Vibralldo]

Or 200:1.

Hackamania. Where there are almost no women. And even those few women are men.

And the biggest tits belong to Melton

 

[Law]

Do Nick's balls taste as greasey as he looks?

We'll have to ask Aaron

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.
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Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

It’s exactly how I imagined it. A collective of middle aged fat men who look like they smell.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.
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Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

Literally a gaggle of fat bearded ponytail sweaty losers. I can smell the stretch through my screen.


NAMbLAcon got nothing on flawless Kiwifarmer optics.

 

[DemsBNutz]

And the biggest tits belong to Melton

Or boogie if he shows up

 

[Soapmore]

If you're choosing a pseudonym that declares to the world how tight your vagina is, it's an absolute certainty that said vagina will resemble a paperhanger's bucket.

You forgot the Loosey in Lucy Tightbox. It's a joke name all around.

 

[AltisticRight]

To do so, she'd have to set a few wheels in motion, many of which are easily done:

• Evidence of abuse; witnesses to verify, like a former nanny or Aaron or a kid or two
• Perhaps a sealed restraining order that she'd obtain today or yesterday
• Evidence that she's sober and he is not (cough cough - WHIPPETS!)
• A good family court attorney, like the one who represented her in the CPS case
• Proof that she's married to a FELON and her record is clean (check)
• Maybe a few therapists or CPS workers who will back her up
• A story of him leaving for Vegas to party/drug/fuck

And before Swole swoops in with the letter of the law, judges commonly adjudicate domicile issues when couples cannot live together, particularly when "abuse" is occurring and kids are involved. They try to keep kids in their homes with the more responsible parent.

That would be mightily funny and dare I say, quite based of Kayla. Too bad she's a doormat and a cupholder.
She can also swap out the locks and abscond to where her parents are at with kids in tow. If this does happen, it's truly "All Becomes Gunt", because the exact scenario played out with Ethan Ralph's horse.

TLDW: That one's a very specific Dabbleverse reference, mocking several affectations known for their repetition in daily rants by KarmicX, one of MAPton's b-list cows whose stream Nick inexplicably joined on Monday night pretending to be friendly in an apparent attempt at big-timing Aaron's befriending of him on STES earlier that same night, after which Nick turned around and shit all over KarmicX in MAPton's chat late Tuesday night, after which a KarmicX tweet on Wednesday afternoon called out said snaking, after which Nick flailed in KarmicX's nearly empty chat in the wee hours of Thursday morning despite a flight to catch. Mind you, this guy who got under Nick's skin enough to consume his thoughts so much all week only started streaming in the past few months to 30-50 viewers on a good day. Why wouldn't a living legend like Nicholas Robert Rekieta be above such pettiness?

Dabbleverse: wrestling faggotry featuring boomers
I think I found the thing that's gayer that wrasslin.

This implies the existence of a responsible parent in the Rekieta household and from all we’ve seen there is none

Well, the elderly is turning 17 soon, right? He said he'll look after his druggie daddy, making sure no dope gets in him.

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.

Maybe Skelly can do a stunning and brave to increase this ratio a little.
Just look at these photos. I can virtually smell the grease coming out of my monitor.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Anyone aware of a way to watch Rackets appearance at Hackamania? I want to laugh at him.

 

[Potatoherder]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.

Or 200:1.

Hackamania. Where there are almost no women. And even those few women are men.

Honestly this is no different than before Nick went mask off. That is why he tried so hard to shun his old audience and keep the winemoms happy.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe Skelly can do a stunning and brave to increase this ratio a little.
Just look at these photos. I can virtually smell the grease coming out of my monitor.

This "convention" looks like sadness and despair in corpulent semi-human form. If I ever found myself at something this cringe I'd probably just find a train to jump in front of.

 

[Swole McPole]

You forgot the Loosey in Lucy Tightbox. It's a joke name all around.

That went right over my head. I think it's quite a good joke now.

 

[Captain Manning]

You'd get more women at a literal convention for gay men.

You'd legit get more woman at your average anime convention.

I bring that up because it needs to be said this is all around a massive downgrade for Nick. He went from Anime Matsuri and Kameha Con to... whatever the fuck this is.