🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[brooky]

I'm not trying to bat for Anna or the possibility of her being autistic here, but I would argue that the majority of her existence has been her struggling to be an adult.

Most of her struggles are textbook ADHD struggles, though. And the rest mostly stem from being spoiled and out of touch. I don't see autism in these awkward social interactions, I see a girl who everybody pitied too much to tell her the truth.

Also, her struggles to be an adult stem from being immensely fucking fat. Her denial about her weight and health is probably related to her denial about why she's friendless.

(I also don't see any autistic interests. She has phases like ADHDers do, but no One True Obsession like autistics. Maybe embarrassing herself for attention, if that counts.)

 

[butterscotch latte]

I went on a mini hunt to find the weight limits of some of those games but I'm sleep deprived and apparently dumb as fuck, so I came up short. Anyone here who can verify how much she's breaking all of those things?

Spoiler

Apparently the Meijer's coin operated horse has a safety limit of 200lbs but 'will do' about 380lbs. It's only fitting that the horse Anna chose to wrangle herself onto looks like it's on the verge of suicide after being forced to withstand that cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Any sleuths interested in geo-locating her photo and giving us the trail’s dimensions and altitude?

Looks like Barton Creek Greenbelt/Barton Creek Wilderness Park.


This pic from Alltrails shows the exact perspective, including the broken tree that's right next to her:


There's a whole system of trails in the area and several places to park, so there's no telling where she started and how much distance she hiked. The screenshot below shows one suggested hike from Alltrails. If you look at the elevation profile in the bottom of the pic, there's a short segment of genuinely steep grade (~10%). Anna probably did traverse this, or a different segment with a similar grade, to get down to the creek bottom for her photo. Depending on the trail surface I absolutely believe she had to climb up it on all fours, with much difficulty.


The photo she posted was taken at Twin Falls, which is marked with a little camera logo near the southeastern endpoint of the trail shown above. If Anna parked at the Barton Creek Greenbelt Trailhead as suggested by Alltrails, it is less than half a mile's hike to Twin Falls (but again, there are multiple parking/entry points around the Greenbelt, and even if she did park at this trailhead, she could have hiked another 1.5 miles beyond Twin Falls, then back to the car, for a total of 4 miles. She didn't, but it's theoretically possible).

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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I mean I get being happy that you have expendable income but this is supposed to be a reaction of a person in their early 20s after getting their first paycheck, not a 40yo deathfat

 

[flay_fat_e]

I googled SpinZ bumper cars & based on the carpet it led me to Pinballz in Austin. https://pinballz.com/lake-creek/

In the whole arcade she chooses to vandalize the coin (or in this case - card) operated kiddie rides. I outgrew mentally & physically the mechanical horse by second / third grade. && no longer asked to ride it. Instead I supervised my younger siblings on the ride while my mom checked out at the grocery store.

Her riding that horse is beyond disgusting. What's even more disgusting & very obvious is the attention she is trying to seek from it.

 

[pink cigarettes]

babble insistently

Pretty sure you mean "incessantly," Anna, but good job getting out there

I urge you, don’t be like me. Don’t learn the hard way.

You mean like eating myself into a fake fibrotic fantasy world lived online with paid friends? No prob

We have all been there. That lovely point where life becomes so challenging and overwhelming that your day-to-day becomes an act of survival.

No Anna I've never been in a rape dungeon or had a psychotic break so I don't think "we all have been there"

As I sat in my room I started to stew over how cruel Tracie had been. If she wanted a clean apartment—she could clean it!

Wait a minute- this bitch had her own bedroom in college and still had her garbage strewn all over the shared space, and thought that was fine? And wrote about it years later like she had done zero reflection?
Love how roomie knew that Anna could be placated with fast food. What a nightmare of a college roommate. I'm sure she still tells stories about Anna. Stories that start like this: "Oh, you think YOU had it bad? Let me tell you about the buffalo that *I* had to live with"

 

[OttoWest]

Love how roomie knew that Anna could be placated with fast food. What a nightmare of a college roommate. I'm sure she still tells stories about Anna. Stories that start like this: "Oh, you think YOU had it bad? Let me tell you about the buffalo that *I* had to live with"

The roommate is Tracie, Anna’s current employee and, to this day, her only friend. She may think these things but she’s probably not saying it.

 

[Trombonista]

Gorl, you're a lah. We all saw you struggle when you were in much better shape in Utah on a mom and kid trail and almost die until you reached your mountain dew stash in the car. Now you're doing boulder scrambles and walking 4 miles? Come on.
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"post opp"

So she had an opperation?

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Please don't take this the wrong way--nothing against you--but I am SICK. TO. FUCKING. DEATH.

of the aUtIsM being pushed/suggested everywhere. It's the !!!!!!ALL NEW!!!!!!! ADHD. We need to knock this off YESTERDAY. I used to teach high school SPED, both in self contained and mainstreamed kids. I am a case manager. I work with all kinds of people including cognitively and developmentally challenged.

Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe. Or, in Anna's case, she's just a piece of shit person and nothing more. Please do not give miss medical misinformation another COVETED excuse.

It is really interesting because I have to deal with someone with narcissistic personality disorder on an ongoing basis. One time, I distinctly remember venting to someone who just didn’t understand Cluster Bs at all, and that person suggested I treat them like they had autism. Terrible idea but now, I kind of get where the mistake is.

What I think is confusion is, is that autistic people can lack a solid theory of mind, so they miss social cues and have trouble socializing.

With Narcissists, they often assume others have the same grandiose opinion of them that they have of themselves. They also do not care what is going on in other people’s minds. They’re the star, the only one that matters. This causes breakdowns in human relations for obvious reasons. In the locker note example, teenage Anna of course thought the other girl would see her as the beautiful tragedy queen worthy of joining the Cool Girls Club, of course she would graciously extend her help to Anna. Plus, as MissBigBack said, she thought she had a right to use the most popular girl at her school like a tool for social climbing.

Narcs sometimes genuinely act like retarded aliens. But, rather than “missing social cues” , It actually tends to be a self-serving and self-centered DISREGARD for boundaries and societal norms. They have a theory of mind but it’s underdeveloped since they must protect their egos at all costs.

Anna does not have comorbid autism either. I’ve met people who have both NPD and autism - in the year of our lord 2025 they are ALL troons or pooners. She would definitely at least have shown genuine interest in Sonic the Hedgehog or trains and posted neopronouns in the bio at some point


Anyway, Anna’s gums are horrifying. It unlocked a new terror about gum disease. Doesn’t that hurt??

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Anyway, Anna’s gums are horrifying. It unlocked a new terror about gum disease. Doesn’t that hurt??

Yeah it should feel uncomfortable but with everything shes got going on in her meat sack of a body and the painkillers shes on, I dint think shes registering her gum issues at all.

 

[Barbarella]

Anna places a lot of stock in being an “adult with a credit card.” In her mind, it gives her license to do anything she wants, no matter how rude, foolish, or ridiculous. What she seems to not realize is that we are all adults with credit cards; it’s not a rare thing. Yet we don’t get on rides designed for two year olds, re-dress mannequins at Target, break beds at Sears, eat 8 desserts at once or lie about our activities. She is 40 years old, she has a credit card, but she’s not a mental adult. She’s not a quirky or silly adult, she’s not a fun-loving adult and she’s not Peter Pan. She’s an insecure nasty child that has no idea how to behave in a likable, respectful way, hiding behind the fact she has money. That video was not cute or funny.

She announces she has a credit card often enough so that I wish somebody would take her up on using it. She’s certainly damaged property before, and maybe did in this video. She knows the managers of these places are usually teens and aren’t going to stand up to her but I’d love to see her get a repair bill for $5,000 from somebody, sometime.

Shame on Tracey if that’s her. She’s supported Anna for years: helping her with surgeries and being told her kids were getting expensive gifts that never arrived. She must also be a person with low self-esteem to be such a doormat.

If that’s not Tracey, well, this fattie will disappear like everybody else in Anna’s videos has. It’s hard to imagine anybody wanting to go along with this idea though.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Anna does not have comorbid autism either. I’ve met people who have both NPD and autism - in the year of our lord 2025 they are ALL troons or pooners.

See: Russell Greer, for a non-troon example of having both.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Anna places a lot of stock in being an “adult with a credit card.” In her mind, it gives her license to do anything she wants, no matter how rude, foolish, or ridiculous.

What she's trying to do is recapture that moment a lot of people go through in their early 20s where you get big increase in independence and go on a bit of splurge. In some ways it's sort of a developmentally-appropriate phase, young adults use the line with a bit of self-awareness that they're not really going to buy an arcade or whatever, they're just marveling at the fact that they could. Pretending you're going to make whacky purchases is part of the tiresome and very played-out Quirk Chungus or Manic Pixie persona. I remember seeing memes about "omg I'm an adult I can buy [stupid shit] now, aren't I funny!" almost 20 years ago.

Anna's always aimed her content at a much younger audiences; she still imagines herself as one of the cool young influencers so I see this as just a continuation of that. The coin operated rides are particularly great examples of how she's never hit the normal adult milestones: yeah they were awesome when you were three, now if you've ever taken your kids on one of those things, you realize very quickly that the adult mind cannot be entertained by rocking back and forth for a minute any more than it can be entertained by a game of peek-a-boo: those rides are boring to the developed mind. Enjoying or pretending to enjoy them is evidence of a mental retard, not a quirky fun personality.

 

[PancakePredator]

What she's trying to do is recapture that moment a lot of people go through in their early 20s where you get big increase in independence and go on a bit of splurge. In some ways it's sort of a developmentally-appropriate phase, young adults use the line with a bit of self-awareness that they're not really going to buy an arcade or whatever, they're just marveling at the fact that they could. Pretending you're going to make whacky purchases is part of the tiresome and very played-out Quirk Chungus or Manic Pixie persona. I remember seeing memes about "omg I'm an adult I can buy [stupid shit] now, aren't I funny!" almost 20 years ago.

Anna's always aimed her content at a much younger audiences; she still imagines herself as one of the cool young influencers so I see this as just a continuation of that. The coin operated rides are particularly great examples of how she's never hit the normal adult milestones: yeah they were awesome when you were three, now if you've ever taken your kids on one of those things, you realize very quickly that the adult mind cannot be entertained by rocking back and forth for a minute any more than it can be entertained by a game of peek-a-boo: those rides are boring to the developed mind. Enjoying or pretending to enjoy them is evidence of a mental retard, not a quirky fun personality.

That few minutes of rocking back and forth on a toy horse is the closest thing our Anna has had to a boyfriend in, well, ever.

 

[head lamb]

She thought she looked like Jennifer Connelly in the scene from Career Opportunities, but in reality, she looked more like the fat Elden Ring boss who rode a tiny horse.

 

[xivnuhranx]

New video:

Now that my surgeries are over- it’s time to live big!

Early in my surgery process I started a list of things I wanted to do post surgery. Here’s a some of the ideas I have, but I’d love to know what you think I should add to the list! It’s doesn’t have to be physical, I want to push myself to have all sorts of new adventures.

-make it to the top of Koko Head
-take belly dancing classes
-kayak
-take an international solo trip
-run a 10k at Disney
-visit every national park
-sew my own outfit
-go camping
-try Pilates
-take a cooking class
-learn to line dance
-learn to surf
-try aerial acrobat class
-rock climbing

She really does believe she's lost 400lb, doesn't she? Many of these require her to be under 300lb minimum to fit into the equipment, like surfing, kayaking, the silks in aerial acrobatics, and the rock climbing harness. I'm not sure how her lipedema prevented her from taking a cooking class or doing line/belly dancing.

I would love to see her get to some of the more difficult-to-access National Parks like Isle Royale or Gates of the Arctic. The latter is a big chunk of land with bears and nothing else. Not even a trail. That would be great content. She can't handle a trip where everything is planned for her and she has access to top quality amenities.

 

[thejackal2]

The hike is rated as easy and it's only 1200 feet gain. This is a beginner level hike for anybody but a deathfat. Regular fatties do this sort of hike all the time, takes them awhile, but they do it, rather easily at the end. She's making it seem like this is some grueling 7 mile hike with 3500 feet gain through a bushwack or something. Koko head is not this. It's a fucking staircase.

 

[Chococat3012]

OMG Im so ready for all of these

 

[Scrumption]

How long until she realizes that the surgeries haven’t changed anything?

-try aerial acrobat class
-take belly dancing classes

 

[Poopfart]

New video:
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She really does believe she's lost 400lb, doesn't she? Many of these require her to be under 300lb minimum to fit into the equipment, like surfing, kayaking, the silks in aerial acrobatics, and the rock climbing harness. I'm not sure how her lipedema prevented her from taking a cooking class or doing line/belly dancing.

I would love to see her get to some of the more difficult-to-access National Parks like Isle Royale or Gates of the Arctic. The latter is a big chunk of land with bears and nothing else. Not even a trail. That would be great content. She can't handle a trip where everything is planned for her and she has access to top quality amenities.

HAHAHAHA SURFING????

Anna is by far my fave cow, she is so fucking delusional.