💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
FeltPaddle said:
Odds that Reiketa does coke in Vegas?
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Caesars Sportsbook has stopped taking bets. Too much smart money on Rekieta to relapse. Billy Walters has been getting down millions on Nick ever since he heard Nick was going to Hackamania.

I've got twenty quid on a four drug accumulator. Rekieta has to do Coke, MDMA, Galaxy Gas and Whiskey for me to win, but I'm confident I've backed a winner this weekend.
 
cwkcwdwdcw said:
Kurt has 4500 viewers on his livestream with Turtleboy. Prepare for another Rekieta meltdown.
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Holy shit. You're not wrong. It's now 4.6k.

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Good for Kurt!
 
Sneed Force One said:
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Nitter

Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.

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Sword and Scale delivers a brutal response
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This is the only way his message makes sense
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Proofs: because he's a faggot :really:

Captain Manning said:
Nick is gone? Execute Order 69. Airdrop @Fapcop into Spicer. No witnesses.

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Good luck, Fapcop.

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@Fapcop, you will never satisfy Kayla after her loins tasted of Aaron. Kayla pines for the Toe.
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TertiaryObjective said:
There’s a huge difference between a 40 year old woman and 30 year old woman and this is a prime example.
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To be fair, Fapcop's squeeze looked like she was pulled away from the coke plate a couple minutes from the mugshot.
 
Yeet Ninja said:
Over 5,000. Stop the count!
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5.2k, and still going up. Saving for posterity:

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Will be interesting to see what his Superchat revenue ends up as. He should be able to beat Nick many times over.

Nick will retort that he's got pedotips, but that is so opaque, and probably has so many self donations of his oh-so-funny jokes, that you can probably just disregard it.
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
I don't care if someone says this is a woman - this to me is a troon, lol.
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She co-hosts WATP a lot under the name Lucy Tightbox. Apparently when she goes to Dabbleverse events she is mobbed by incels.

She is also only 50 pounds of weight loss away from being Nick’s type. I expect him to try to get with her in Vegas.
 
Captain Manning said:
Holy shit. You're not wrong. It's now 4.6k.

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Good for Kurt!
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Total Cowboy Victory. Total Crackhead cuck defeat. When every I would see Balldos livestreams come up in my Youtube feed he only a little over a thousand viewers. The Return Stream was a Mirage for him, The stream was big only because 1. people were there to give him shit and 2. people more out of the loop wanted to see if he had improved. Given he has taken to censoring the chat and he is an unrepentant asshole views unsurprisingly tanked. And trying to bully one of the Boiz who was genuinely trying to defend at the start or your shitshow you is really not a good look.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
No one is nominating him for Cardinal, man.
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I tried to vote for him for pope just to one up Nick who declared himself law pope.

Fapcop said:
What a sad fuck Nick is. God forbid he puts on a suit or just a blazer on his trip. Fuck, Nick couldn’t even be bothered to change into a fresh set of clothes. That’s how eager he was to sit among pedophiles and talk about Aaron’s semen.
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Chinos and full sleeved dress shirt as an improvement over dirty drunk streaming clothes that probably smells like astro glide, galaxy gas, and jizz. We don’t see shoes but I feel like Rekieta is a croc dude
 
This has probably been said before - But going to Vegas seems like an incredibly stupid idea for someone who is on probation (or whatever) and supposed to stay sober. Like it's one of the top 5 "lets get fucked up" places in the world.
There's really nothing else to do in Vegas besides be a massive degenerate. That's the whole pull of the place.

Also the Hackamania lineup seems like it's the biggest group of degenerates probably on earth.
Like 99% of these people are going to be getting fucked up all the time and gambling and shit.
And nick is going to.... just hang around and watch that?
That doesn't sound like fun. So like why even go, what is the purpose?
I guess to try to get attention for his dying streaming career?

I'm not making predictions on what Nick will do, but like .. If there's any situation in the world that would make someone wanna drink/do drugs, it's probably something like this.
 
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