Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Lieutenant Rasczak said:
So the 14 year old girl story that Jobless Johnny's brother is talking about is real and it turns out Cog is a nonce? Not surprised at all, considering fat Anglo faggots like him tend to be from the trashbin of humanity.

Ralph's going to fuck it up again, he'll crash and burn as always. Every time it looks like a redemption arc is going to occur for Ralph, he crashes down harder than the Stock Market circa 1929 without fail. He'll also some how end up burning the bridge with Cog's brother while at it.
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It wouldn't be a Killstream Komeback without an instant fall from grace. The beauty of the Killstream Komeback is that they may only last seconds
 
PauperVita said:
Paul correctly points out that the poo wife is the only woman Cog has never flaunted.
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It was the best bit of ralph's interview for me. He just mentioned how cog flaunted every other woman he had been with, but deep dog he knew the poojeeta was pigshit ugly and he was ashamed of her so he didn't show her. I would imagine that will cause some strife in the marriage, might even lead to cog trying to cope by flaunting her now.
Paul seemed like he might be a reasonable guy, and the slight difference in his accent just made him seem like a version of cog that isn't a chav bum.
 
Sammich said:
It was the best bit of ralph's interview for me. He just mentioned how cog flaunted every other woman he had been with, but deep dog he knew the poojeeta was pigshit ugly and he was ashamed of her so he didn't show her. I would imagine that will cause some strife in the marriage, might even lead to cog trying to cope by flaunting her now.
Paul seemed like he might be a reasonable guy, and the slight difference in his accent just made him seem like a version of cog that isn't a chav bum.
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Unfortunately the clips wouldn’t upload. Will try again later perhaps.
 
As a head's up, Colonel J has uploaded a higher quality version of the Ralphamale interview with Paul Harrison which is a bit easier to understand. That accent does not lend itself to a $2 mic no matter what quality the video is at though.


I can't wait until Ralph inevitably bags an exclusive interview with Cog's mother, Kay Harrison, and his other brother "Big Man" Lee Harrison.
 
Retard_in_Charge said:
Cog will not back down. But, the show is cancelled.
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Taking the day off to "chill"? He should take the day off to clean up his backyard. That would be an acceptable reason. It's a lot more urgent than doing another shitty show.

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Vanquished Phoenix said:
As a head's up, Colonel J has uploaded a higher quality version of the Ralphamale interview with Paul Harrison which is a bit easier to understand. That accent does not lend itself to a $2 mic no matter what quality the video is at though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U1_nhAF1Vjs
I can't wait until Ralph inevitably bags an exclusive interview with Cog's mother, Kay Harrison, and his other brother "Big Man" Lee Harrison.
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37:11-37:30, Paul either slyly or unknowingly confirmed that Ralph is retarded.
 
Cog-dressing is back on the menu

Cog is pretending to be his mother to send threatening messages to his brother Michael. Michael began the interview talking about weird messages ostensibly from his mother. His other brother Paul later confirmed them to be from a mirrored number.

 
PauperVita said:
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Cog has a man purse, which is odd enough but he also is full-body strapped into some sort of rucksack as well. Why does he need both, what could Cog possibly need all that holding space for, what is he carrying with him?

The wife is just very false, she's covered in makeup and accessories. If you hosed her down she'd not only look like a different person she'd become an entirely different race. Entirely what I'd expect Chav Cog's missus to look like. Just wow.
 
Vanquished Phoenix said:
Cog has a man purse, which is odd enough but he also is full-body strapped into some sort of rucksack as well. Why does he need both, what could Cog possibly need all that holding space for, what is he carrying with him?

The wife is just very false, she's covered in makeup and accessories. If you hosed her down she'd not only look like a different person she'd become an entirely different race. Entirely what I'd expect Chav Cog's missus to look like. Just wow.
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The bag he's wearing is quite literally this:
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https://www.hurleys.co.uk/hugo-mens-black-ethon-script-crossbody-bag

Nice manpurse crossbody bag, innit.

That's in addition to the rucksack he's wearing.
 
Clarence said:
The bag he's wearing is quite literally this:
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https://www.hurleys.co.uk/hugo-mens-black-ethon-script-crossbody-bag

Nice manpurse crossbody bag, innit.

That's in addition to the rucksack he's wearing.
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A chinky bag made out of actual garbage.


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They slap a brand name on it and low iq people like Cog think its a status symbol.. Even if it wasn't an actual trash bag.. its 40bux. The only thing that washed up brand name is good for is making it easier to identify exactly how poor he is.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Amazing. Hes like Ralph’s mirror image but British and not with quad tits and a bifurcated gunt… maybe? Maybe some alternative dimension Ralph where he kept off the weight post prison and moved to the UK with Nora.
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He has a goatee of sorts, so maybe he is Star Trek evil mirror universe Ralph.

In addition to the goatee marking him as evil (by Ralph’s standards) he is bizarro Ralph as he is skinny.
 
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