💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

You don't have to be Tiresias to foresee an inevitable disaster if Nick Rekieta does go to Hackamania in Vegas next weekend. Someone should make an official poll of possibilities.

He should definitely go to Pedomania.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nick already explained back in 2022 how he handled that situation, he took his prescribed narcolepsy medication well into the morning before he went to sleep a few hours before he wanted to wake up. The drug would take effect a couple hours after falling asleep and wake him up.

Yep, that is a well known 'hack' with that med.

You basically take it, sleep for 2 hours, and then you are as awake as you would be if you had a full night's sleep.

However, all it does is allow you to be awake like you slept, without the nervousness or jumpiness that happens with caffeine. It is nothing more than a neurological sleight of hand. All the effects of sleep deprivation, decreased executive function, a functional decrease in both short and long term recall, verbal fluency, drastically decreased mental processing speed, simple errors in judgement that one wouldn't normally make, small disturbances in balance and coordination, are all still present. You also can't safely do it more than once a week, and even then, even doing it once a week in middle age could be rather detrimental long term. If you do it on successive days, not only do the cognitive and functional deficits become additive, but your immune function will start to decrease. If one is stupid enough to do it for 3 successive days immune function, both internal and external surveillance, is impaired by approximately 33-50%. It has been theorized that if one did it for 5 successive days your immune function would be roughly equivalent to someone with an uncontrolled HIV infection. So, you can see, if one does it for several nights in a row they are literally risking a potential infection that could become fatal.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Nick is the master of gaslighting and self-delusion.

Nick is the master of gaslighting
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and self-delusion.
Ooh yeah. Big time. Big time.

 

[AnOminous]

However, all it does is allow you to be awake like you slept, without the nervousness or jumpiness that happens with caffeine. It is nothing more than a neurological sleight of hand. All the effects of sleep deprivation, decreased executive function, a functional decrease in both short and long term recall, verbal fluency, drastically decreased mental processing speed, simple errors in judgement that one wouldn't normally make, small disturbances in balance and coordination, are all still present.

It's almost like you might come across so psycho that mandatory reporters would be legally required to call the cops on you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm looking forward to Nick landing a charge for revenge porn at hackamania!

 

[Horrified Bystander]

The drug would take effect a couple hours after falling asleep and wake him up.

Yeah that’s kinda what I was getting at. He’s either passed out of exhaustion or medicinal reasons. This degenerate doesn’t sleep like a regular person so we are so, so far past mere mortal alarms. Need one hooked up to his nips and a car battery to bring him back on time.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"HE TRIED TO KISS ME WHILE WE WERE WATCHING AMERICAN BEAUTY!!!!"

The one I believe happened exactly as described is the camelot331 bisexual furry "sleeping in their suite" with Rekieta and wife, then serenading Rekieta with "Don't Stop Believin'" before french kissing and making out with Rekieta. Remember, that was camelot331 saying it, in the same originally matter of fact way he said Rekieta spent 20,000 a month on drugs / cocaine, Rekieta believed in the medicinal value of cocaine, and so on.
It wasn't a sensationalist "bit" it was just another degenerate story from a degenerate balldowasher.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Someday we’ll find out what went down when Nick “got roofied” in Texas with Elijah Shaeffer, who has been doing buttsex with Steven Crowder (and others) for years. Whatever happened, it was definitely fucking gay as shit.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Let me get this straight. Nick pushes Kayla to file revenge porn charges on Aaron for sharing one nude pic by phone which then gets deleted. Aaron is charged with a minor misdemeanor and we have the price set of $50 for one KNU (Kayla nude unit).

Now, Nick is going to Pedomania to sit in a hotel room with sexual deviants, pedophiles, and fat sweaty permavirgins to show a nude pic of Aprils or Kaylas tits with Aaron licking Nicks come off them? The same picture he has already digitally sent to PEDOton electronically that MAP boy gave his delightful approve of?

What... the actual fuck?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Someday we’ll find out what went down when Nick “got roofied” in Texas with Elijah Shaeffer, who has been doing buttsex with Steven Crowder (and others) for years. Whatever happened, it was definitely fucking gay as shit.

In the 2020s, why hide it? Other than because the person is a lying grifting faggot trying to con rubes out of cash in some way or other. Doug Tennapel is another one. Having the Rekietas stay over a long weekend, breakfast video with them (no Tennapel wife in evidence), someone calling Tennapel a faggot in a youtube comment section the other night... It really has become the joke. "Is ANYONE FUCKING NORMAL in this circus? Anyone?"
Doesn't seem so. They are all youtubers blah blah blah sure but they are also all fake as three dollar bill. Part of the fake front in each case is fronting as straight, it seems. Bleurgh. Just be what you are ffs.
And Rekieta is one of the worst. "I don't care what people think, it's funny and weird they think that or whatever" and the rest of his fucking hot garbage. Fucking lying faggot. He is bad at gaslighting. Bad bad bad. Inept. I know he is some sort of humiliation exhibitionist pervert amongst other kinks but even so the way he goes about it is horrible.

ETA
Is this another strand of the explanation for the breakup of "lawtube"? How many women did Rekieta and Kayla proposition over the years? Was Kayla the bait for Rekieta to try and get bussy across the USA during those trips they used to take? Going over old Warski stuff and Ralph comments, there is that super weird "Kayla threatening to kill herself" by jumping off the balcony or roof shit, there's the Warski getting a lapdance from Kayla shit, there's Ralph and others claiming Rekieta, led by Kayla mind you, was cruising strip joints for strange and trying to score drugs to abuse.
Much clean cut conservatives. So trad. Chadness personified.
I guess that is really it to some extent, these failures and online bizarro world people see being a chad as fucking literally anything available and gulping down pills or snorting whatever powder is left in range.
What the actual fuck.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I'm looking forward to Nick landing a charge for revenge porn at hackamania!

He might cause a mini riot when the attendees show total disappointment** and disgust at the content and the delivery. They'll expect lurid, graphic imagery of Aaron slurping jizz, but end up getting Signal app screenshots of Nick and April dialogue (i.e. a Nick monologue).

**I forgot, their idea of 'entertainment' is based on "oMg, aArOn diD tHe tHiNG!"

 

[Strix454]

In the 2020s, why hide it? Other than because the person is a lying grifting faggot trying to con rubes out of cash in some way or other. Doug Tennapel is another one. Having the Rekietas stay over a long weekend, breakfast video with them (no Tennapel wife in evidence), someone calling Tennapel a faggot in a youtube comment section the other night... It really has become the joke. "Is ANYONE FUCKING NORMAL in this circus? Anyone?"

Doug is a very weird guy and in some sense capable of almost anything. I could see him swinging with Nick. I could see him going gay with Nick. But I could also see Doug lecturing Nick about Trump and the bible for 20 hours by candlellight . Doug's sense of morality is very warped and he is also a whole lot more "hollywood" than he might seem. Doug is also a really manipulative guy.

Generally every single person associated with comicsgate in 2018 as turned out to be a total degenerate and way more of a degenerate than anyone would have predicted. Revelations about any of them are not really surprising anymore.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

The scenario isn't new. It's already been spelled out before, I think when Nick and April were in their spiral on Twitter.

Kinda is. The most he said on the circumstances before is that Aaron looked up, smiled and carried on gobbling. This was suggesting he was down town, found a surprise, but enjoyed it.

Goo on the chest is something you aren't going to miss in order to give a knowing smile for eye contact.

Also it brings up more logistical questions. Gravity, my man. In both scenarios that stuff isn't easily staying in/on. For the chest they had to have been in the same room or literally minutes apart. Or April doesn't wash between clients?? Ha.

I'm not sure what this story is supposed to do. April doesn't wash herself? Erm ok, thats a W somehow? Also, nobody cares, as I personally don't see how 4 swingers sleeping in a bed didn't exchange fluids. Even if it is entirely as Nick says, how does it either help Nick or hurt Aaron? Cos everyone already kinda thinks the situation was gay as fuck anyway. Quick quick, let's race to the bottom?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I used to scoff when people said Nick straight up hates his kids. Now I can find no other explanation for his continued humiliation of those five innocent souls. They simply mean less than nothing to him and causing them suffering is a small price to pay for his narcissistic supply.

 

[Vibralldo]

Kinda is. The most he said on the circumstances before is that Aaron looked up, smiled and carried on gobbling. This was suggesting he was down town, found a surprise, but enjoyed it.

Goo on the chest is something you aren't going to miss in order to give a knowing smile for eye contact.

Also it brings up more logistical questions. Gravity, my man. In both scenarios that stuff isn't easily staying in/on. For the chest they had to have been in the same room or literally minutes apart. Or April doesn't wash between clients?? Ha.

I'm not sure what this story is supposed to do. April doesn't wash herself? Erm ok, thats a W somehow? Also, nobody cares, as I personally don't see how 4 swingers sleeping in a bed didn't exchange fluids. Even if it is entirely as Nick says, how does it either help Nick or hurt Aaron? Cos everyone already kinda thinks the situation was gay as fuck anyway. Quick quick, let's race to the bottom?

It's also possible that Nick came on April's (non existent) tits then like a week later Aaron was doing foreplay

He refuses to tell the real story like everything else so it probably makes Nick look bad

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's also possible that Nick came on April's (non existent) tits then like a week later Aaron was doing foreplay

He refuses to tell the real story like everything else so it probably makes Nick look bad

I'm inclined to believe it didn't happen at all and during their bonding period after the divorce April told Nick a story.

That said, maybe it did happen, but then to your point why be needlessly vague about it? Tell the full circumstances as to how Aaron gobbled the goo and it totally doesn't also make others look like degenerates as well.

 

[northstar747]

the whole thing has homoerotic undertones which not even Nick or Aaron really deny anymore, they just portray it as unilateral on the part of the other man in the relationship.

I was gonna say.

just reading this page. The idea of double teaming and climaxing in the same rude as dude....its not sex. Its gay and makes me feel not sexy. It makes me feel gross.

Isnt that how women feel when their partners go gay or bi?

 

[Folgers Can]

Moody arrived in Vegas from New Zealand and will start streaming with Melton in 20 minutes. Nick will 100% be fagging up the chat

Indeed he is, being as insufferably boring as ever other than some humor in its reminder that he'll have to snort enough crushed-up addies to somehow show up for "work" in just six short hours. There's some consolation in knowing that his stewing in that personal hell is a worse punishment than any PO could ever possibly inflict.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Doug is a very weird guy and in some sense capable of almost anything. I could see him swinging with Nick. I could see him going gay with Nick. But I could also see Doug lecturing Nick about Trump and the bible for 20 hours by candlellight . Doug's sense of morality is very warped and he is also a whole lot more "hollywood" than he might seem. Doug is also a really manipulative guy.

Generally every single person associated with comicsgate in 2018 as turned out to be a total degenerate and way more of a degenerate than anyone would have predicted. Revelations about any of them are not really surprising anymore.

Doug worked on the Veggie Tales reboot, and was on Rackets' show.

The man is an enigma.


I actually think he's just another boring libertine Republican. I don't know, I mostly knew him because he famously drew a worm.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Right, and the idea is that this is his drum roll for Hackamania in which he's supposedly going to provide proof of the cum, correct?

Aaron can just sit and watch Nick provide more evidence against himself.

Let me get this straight. Nick pushes Kayla to file revenge porn charges on Aaron for sharing one nude pic by phone which then gets deleted. Aaron is charged with a minor misdemeanor and we have the price set of $50 for one KNU (Kayla nude unit).

Now, Nick is going to Pedomania to sit in a hotel room with sexual deviants, pedophiles, and fat sweaty permavirgins to show a nude pic of Aprils or Kaylas tits with Aaron licking Nicks come off them? The same picture he has already digitally sent to PEDOton electronically that MAP boy gave his delightful approve of?

What... the actual fuck?

"It isn't revenge porn against Aaron, because you cannot see his micro penis!"