💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[yoursavior]

He ain't got no functioning synapses left and a redemption arc is futile. That's why imho the Vegas meetup with the nonces feels like a kamikaze mission. He will divulge every single private detail (pics, videos, texts) whether hacked or not related to Aaron and go on a John Belushi-esque spiral into hell.

I don't even understand why he'd be willing to go.
If you took Rekieta at face value over what he's saying. Wants to be on the road to a sober life and not go to jail, while being a better father to his children. Why would you think it'd ever be good to step a single foot in Las Vegas this early in your new sobriety. Too much temptation there. Hell better point, WHY would you want to go to Vegas if you can't drink or do fun shit?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hell better point, WHY would you want to go to Vegas if you can't drink or do fun shit?

Nick always does whatever the fuck he wants to do. Can’t wait to see how that continues to work out for him!

 

[Vibralldo]

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He's really disparaging that April gal; she's either:

A. a dirty hoe or
B. a dirty hoe

Telling the entire world that is more humiliating than sharing a nude with a single friend

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even understand why he'd be willing to go.
If you took Rekieta at face value over what he's saying. Wants to be on the road to a sober life and not go to jail, while being a better father to his children. Why would you think it'd ever be good to step a single foot in Las Vegas this early in your new sobriety. Too much temptation there. Hell better point, WHY would you want to go to Vegas if you can't drink or do fun shit?

Because he's literally a faggot. He wants to go to Vegas to do fag shit. Because he is a fag. A homo. It's just want what he wants to do.

He is a faggot queer-ass. He should commit suicide immediately.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

That’s the thing that forever puzzles me. Even when he wasn’t at risk of going to jail or close to doing drugs so much of his issues could have been solved by an alarm or schedule, so much so he’d keep saying as such, and yet he never ever would.

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out. There is no digital alarm on God’s green earth that can wake someone up if they’re medically unconscious. He’d need to set one up that dropped a bucket of water on him or injected him with adrenaline or narcan or some equally heinous shit.

Edit: I, Retard

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Just to provide a bit more context: the tweet by @John Andrews Stan mentioned earlier was about Aaron eating Rekieta’s cum. Rekieta has been tweeting a lot in threads about Aaron today—a topic that seems to be a comfort zone for him when he’s feeling down.

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Nick really doesn't seem to understand that this does nothing but make him sound like a whiny little bitch that was spurned by an ex-lover, while simultaneously reinforcing the fact that he is a cuck.

This kind of behavior is what I would expect from a BPD teenage girl, rather than a midwestern, middle aged ex-lawyer junkie "in recovery" that is a regretful and resentful father.

Unless Nick is going to troon out and become the inner BPD teenage girl he clearly is.

 

[CoomerTine]

Someone needs to tell Nick that letting another dude eat his cum is not a flex

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out. There is no digital alarm on God’s green earth that can wake someone up if they’re medically unconscious. He’d need to set one up that dropped a bucket of water on him or injected him with adrenaline or bar an or some equally heinous shit.

This is some scary Michael Jackson type shit (was so drugged up he had someone watching the machines he was hooked up to so he didn’t die)

 

[Melty Butter]

Just to provide a bit more context: the tweet by @John Andrews Stan mentioned earlier was about Aaron eating Rekieta’s cum. Rekieta has been tweeting a lot in threads about Aaron today—a topic that seems to be a comfort zone for him when he’s feeling down.

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Right, and the idea is that this is his drum roll for Hackamania in which he's supposedly going to provide proof of the cum, correct?

Which... just... does anyone care? (I suppose a couple hundred at Hackamania do.)

I cannot even begin to muddle through what the play is here: April on audio telling the story? Revealing DMs telling the story? A stupid fridge for Dax/Nick/Melton to yak yak about?

Go for it, guys. I never thought I'd agree with Vito on anything, but this entire thing reeks.

The rational question would be 'why the fuck does Nick think this is a good idea?' but rational questions left the room a long time ago.

I rely on the kindness of long-time Ethan Ralph a-logs to get me through this current arc.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out.

Oh, absolutely. Instead of wasting taxpayer dollars on a fancy texting system just to remind Rekieta to take a drug test, they should just cut out the middleman and text his mommy directly. That way, she can make sure her little boy wakes up on time like a responsible adult.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick really doesn't seem to understand that this does nothing but make him sound like a whiny little bitch that was spurned by an ex-lover, while simultaneously reinforcing the fact that he is a cuck.

That's what it does though. It makes him look like a homosexual weakling who is incredibly angry that his gay lover jilted him. And then he reinforces that his ex-gay lover fucked his wife, making him the most gigantic cuck in existence.

He is literally too stupid to understand how pathetic he makes himself look.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out.

Nick doesn’t wake up, he comes to.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Oh yeah. I forgot that. Didn't Nickhole promise us "the real story" at some point?

What has he delivered? NOTHING. JACK FUCKING SHIT.

It's not his story to tell anymore.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Which... just... does anyone care?

Exactly. The fact that he thinks anyone really gives a shit, and that he, for some truly inscrutable reason thinks he needs to provide proof of such, is just so incredibly deranged, not to mention cringe that it's almost enough to make anything thinking about it suffer a hemorrhagic stroke.

He is literally too stupid to understand how pathetic he makes himself look.

That is just truly frightening levels of both stupidity and lack of self-awareness on Nick's part.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So now the scenario is that Aaron gobbled Nick's goo from April's chest? Uh, I'm a guy. I've managed to father two children. Nick has to realise that in order for this to be true, they had to be in close proximity to each other and within minutes, right? Otherwise April somehow set out to preserve it, on her chest.

This whole story makes no sense. Yet if it did, how does Nick come out of the story any better than Aaron????

In the same way Nick has convinced himself that he isn't a cuck while Aaron in NIck's mind is a cuck.

The scenario isn't new. It's already been spelled out before, I think when Nick and April were in their spiral on Twitter.

Between this story and Aaron explaining how the four of them would sleep together in the Rekieta marital bed, Nick licking Aaron's face while on stream, and so forth, this doesn't sound like a typical "swinger" situation where pairing off occurred; the whole thing has homoerotic undertones which not even Nick or Aaron really deny anymore, they just portray it as unilateral on the part of the other man in the relationship.

I wonder when Nick or Aaron will finally break and tell more of what actually happened between the two of them because they think it would totally OWN their former lover.

"HE TRIED TO KISS ME WHILE WE WERE WATCHING AMERICAN BEAUTY!!!!"

All this warbling about alarms is silly. We know he doesn’t sleep, he blacks out. There is no digital alarm on God’s green earth that can wake someone up if they’re medically unconscious. He’d need to set one up that dropped a bucket of water on him or injected him with adrenaline or bar an or some equally heinous shit.

Nick already explained back in 2022 how he handled that situation, he took his prescribed narcolepsy medication well into the morning before he went to sleep a few hours before he wanted to wake up. The drug would take effect a couple hours after falling asleep and wake him up.

Basically, the opposite of how it's intended to be used.

I’m saying that people not reading the thread and shitting it up with what they think is an original brilliant idea remind me of Nick. Am I being detained, officer?

Steady on, I simply couldn't tell if you were asserting that seriously or not.

 

[Vibralldo]

Exactly. The fact that he thinks anyone really gives a shit, and that he, for some truly inscrutable reason thinks he needs to provide proof of such, is just so incredibly deranged, not to mention cringe that it's almost enough to make anything thinking about it suffer a hemorrhagic stroke.

If Nick knows how to do anything it's run an unfunny joke into the ground

He really thinks that repetition makes a joke funnier

 

[CoomerTine]

I’m convinced more than ever that these two touched penises and liked it

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Moody arrived in Vegas from New Zealand and will start streaming with Melton in 20 minutes. Nick will 100% be fagging up the chat with goo talk and probably begging for the link too.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m convinced more than ever that these two touched penises and liked it

Nick is the most gargantuan homosexual who ever lived, and it is pathetic that he pretends to be some tough guy. Sorry, dude, if you are a homo, your tough guy credentials are permanently gone. Unless you're Van Darkholme or something.

 

[Stiffy]

You don't have to be Tiresias to foresee an inevitable disaster if Nick Rekieta does go to Hackamania in Vegas next weekend. Someone should make an official poll of possibilities.

 

[AnOminous]

You don't have to be Tiresias to foresee an inevitable disaster if Nick Rekieta does go to Hackamania in Vegas next weekend. Someone should make an official poll of possibilities.

He should definitely go to Pedomania.