MEN! Do you shake it or wipe it? - Pee question

[CaptainAutism69]

Discuss

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

You should dab.

 

[Incredible Mister]

Of course I wipe my ass

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Helicopter to mark territory

 

[Vampirella]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_5ftZp7Z-MYou should dab.

I'm glad this is the first post. Even if you beat me to it, you bastard.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I cut it off because it grows another 6 inches every day.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What kind of question even is this? You use the fucking blow dryer like a normal human being.

 

[Gorilla Man]

My penis is so large I have to hold it with both hands, making wiping impossible

 

[Thumb Butler]

I go in my diaper. So much easier.

 

[alphabetnigger]

Shake it at my neighbor's from the window, to remind them of good hygiene

 

[TenMilesWide]

Sometimes I twist it, sometimes I bop it, sometimes I pull it. It commands, I obey.

 

[seri0us]

both

 

[Shartavius]

I throw a handful of sand on it while yelling "BAM!."

 

[MAAAD]

No matter what you do, there will always be a last drop. I just accept that and shower regularly to change underwear to make up for it.

 

[Dr Cruel]

KONG QIU SAY:

"Wet dick is what underwear is for."

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I exert my goyim privilege and flex my foreskin with all my might, causing the final drop to be forcibly ejected into the toilet with all the vigor of a cartoon cowboy using a spitoon

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I grab with both hands and wring it out like a damp towel.

 

[Bonesjones]

Power piss so its all out in one go

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No matter what you do, there will always be a last drop. I just accept that and shower regularly to change underwear to make up for it.

Oh yeah? Well I pee in the shower while wearing my underwear. Not so smart now, are ya Bucko?

 

[Brown People are Gross]

No matter what you do, there will always be a last drop.

No, you just never learned to shake it off, like a four-year-old.