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The big chair thing reminded me of the angry Asian nail salon owner who charged extra for big clients. She said the pedicure chairs with the foot bath aren’t strong enough for fatties and she says those chairs are expensive. She was completely unapologetic when confronted by news cameras, “They no need to come my shop and break things”
Well, yeah, can you imagine massaging Anna’s big legs and washing those hooves?
 
BronzeAgeOBrien said:
The fact she spent many many thousands of dollars on pointless surgeries and can't spend a tiny fraction of that on things that would help her be less freakish and disgusting like dentistry, lip filler, waxing her stache, microblading her brows, blowouts and highlights is insane.

Reddit thinks Anna is a dreaded transphobe now bc she apparently liked a comment saying Ilona looks like a man lmfaoo
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Hell to the no. The last thing she needs is earthworm lips. It never looks good.

Some people are designed to have thinner lips, and that’s ok.
 
Poopfart said:
Speaking of bariatric medical chairs, I looked up bariatric dentist chairs to see how gigantic they are and lol do we think Anna can fit in this?
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Probably not, unless there's a version without the arms. And it looks like the fatty version might be manually operated with a crank, the way all dental / barber / salon chairs used to be. I guess if it wasn't, the motor would wear out constantly.
 
multiverse said:
Probably not, unless there's a version without the arms. And it looks like the fatty version might be manually operated with a crank, the way all dental / barber / salon chairs used to be. I guess if it wasn't, the motor would wear out constantly.
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There are some with removable armrests.

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They have truly thought of everything for the patients “of size”. Surely Anna has enough money to go to a dentist that can afford this thing.

And whoever suggested Anna get lip filler….she is already ugly as hell I can’t imagine her having huge filler-blind balloon lips will help in that department. Tho it would be fun to play “is it a filler stache or her real stache???”
 
Poopfart said:
There are some with removable armrests.
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All Anna would need to do is have Tracey - her assistant - phone local dentists and ask if they have a bariatric chair, but she just doesn't seem to care. Anna will likely continue to avoid the dentist until she has some sort of dental emergency that she can't ignore due to the pain.

This is why so many of our deathfat cows have missing teeth - they just wait until the bad tooth falls out, they refuse to submit themselves to possible embarrassment at regular cleanings.
 
Dentists are missing out. There used to be some who advertise “We Cater to Cowards.” They can switch to “We Oblige the Obese” or something.
 
Anna uploaded 2 «80s inspired» makeup posts to Instagram.



She has since deleted both of them. She made a new video about it, claiming that Instagram uploaded it grainy. She’s high as hell.


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For those of you on the BaldWatch, here are some very damning shots from her latest clip.
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If she's going to wear those pitch black compression bodysuits with everything, she should just kill two birds with one stone and become a hijabi queen like Chantal. Or, hell, a burqa might suit her better with all those damn facial scabs.
 
Other than the slightly teased hair there’s really nothing 80s about her makeup or clothes. At best it's giving circa 2008-2010 smoky eye look
 
Early 80s preppies didn’t really do teased hair. She’s completely off on that one. The look was much more natural, with shorter cuts (sported by Di and her Sloane Rangers) and straight bobs. Maybe braids for longer hair and the ubiquitous headband:
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You saw big hair then, yes but it was on girls like Brooke Shields and even then it wasn’t teased, it was presented as naturally full and wavy. The look was one of health and All-American girl next door sweetness:
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Anna always gets it wrong. If she’d blown her hair straight and added a headband— things she usually does when presenting- she’d have been closer to the actual look. But that’s not radical enough a glowup for everyone to ooh and ahh over her stunning transformation.

And the compression wear just looks fucking stupid. The only style that could work with her size 6X scuba suit is some flavor of goth.
 
1) I thought the lip gloss name was Meaty Pearl at first and I wanted to make a Mormon joke, Anna is the Meaty Pearl of Great Price. Haha you laughed, don’t lie.

2) This isn’t really preppy or 80’s, but if it gets her to stop wearing all that highlighter on her Cupid’s bow, I’m fine with that.
 
Linsday react:
Disheartening to see Linsday needlessly powerleveling and bragging about her own step count like a redditor. Please if you're reading gorl just keep it about Anna because you're pretty good at snarking on her.
 
Poopfart said:
Reddit is full of retarded morons. I looked at the fat logic sub and some fatties were in the comments of a post about bariatric chairs in waiting rooms saying it should be obvious that those big ass chairs are for death fats.

I’m sorry, but how fucking fat do you have to be to automatically know those love seat sized chairs are for one fat person?

Speaking of bariatric medical chairs, I looked up bariatric dentist chairs to see how gigantic they are and lol do we think Anna can fit in this?

Remember her post lipo “victory” post about how she barely fit in a bariatric salon chair (that she lied about being a normal salon chair)?

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head lamb said:
Regarding bariatric dentist chairs - even if she fit in one, wouldn't the dentist still have to reach over all those mounds of fat to get to her greasy gob? Never mind, I don't want to picture it.
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It has out riggers like a fucking crane! Lol.

Admittedly, my first thought when I saw that chair was "it must be hilarious when a fat person rolls out of it".
 
Wow. I haven’t heard anybody that fucked up in a video since Sarah Boone drunkenly made a snuff film when killing her boyfriend.

Anna is giggling hysterically at her hair in that video, but she takes her hair seriously in this?

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This woman has seriously lost the plot.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
The former is wrong, because individuals differ and outliers do occur
The latter is wrong in general, many women do fantasize about this
I know this is a thread for women, populated by women, so many of you will reject this based on ego, but look inside yourself and/or at your peers
It's true
Women fantasize about many aspects of motherhood, and breastfeeding is a common pleasure
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Are you okay? As a mother I’ve never fantasized about breastfeeding. You must be a troon.
 
I was looking at it again and now I just can’t help but wonder, what kind of wardrobe is this?

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It’s just a bunch of fucking clown suits. Where is she wearing any of this shit? I know she mostly goes out in Pajamas, but in her aspirational fantasy, where the fuck is she supposed to wear this? The circus?
 
I am a devotee of OG preppy style for various reasons the main being it is a fairly easy-to-follow formula for us "alt-turned-professional" types. The look is fine but her inspiration b-reel doesn't make it into the final look and those shoes are not espadrilles. She could have done something different with the bag as it doesn't match the shoes or the belt but otherwise I think this is solid.

Complete misunderstanding of what "preppy" means in practical terms aside of course...
 
No Thank You v 2.0 said:
It’s just a bunch of fucking clown suits. Where is she wearing any of this shit? I know she mostly goes out in Pajamas, but in her aspirational fantasy, where the fuck is she supposed to wear this? The circus?
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Breaking news: Anna’s been working as an extra in Oingo Boingo music vids this whole time! Suddenly, it all makes sense
 
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