💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Why is this thread filled to the brim with extreme levels of retardation? Can't you all just lol calm down?
 
Tread Miller said:
It's good to know we have some Kiwi Farms users who are actually decent human beings and never assume a user's gender ❤️
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🤷 It's grammatical. The gender pronoun spergs are fucking cringe and annoying, you have no fucking basis for complaining about someone using they/them to refer to someone who's gender you don't know. I know you're being facetious, but i don't do it to be polite, I do it to be correct.
 
AnOminous said:
Why is this thread filled to the brim with extreme levels of retardation? Can't you all just lol calm down?
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I think you put it best yourself:
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It's actually impressive how he manages to look like an absolute, utter retard just sitting there doing nothing. It's like he's emanating retard rays in every direction.
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So apparently Alex is a Christian now? Okay, we hit the finding Jesus arc quick. Thanks for the update, Bear.
 
The Repeated Meme said:
🤷 It's grammatical. The gender pronoun spergs are fucking cringe and annoying, you have no fucking basis for complaining about someone using they/them to refer to someone who's gender you don't know.
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Pronoun sperging is silly, but to be fair, if you'd seen even a few of his posts, you'd quickly figure he was male. Anyway,

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I can't blame him. I mean lmao. Just look at his face.

It radiates nuclear autism.
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Just out of interest, who's face would you rather see kicked in?

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Only thing I'll give Alex is he didn't choose to have brain damage.
 
Hot off the presses!
We are DemonKiwis :evil::unholy::evil: now! To join, say "I luv amputees" three times to confirm your demon soul.
In other news, Alex expresses his love of "Sight" some more.

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EDIT: He also posted something called "a great year" and a "greater year".
No clue what this is about.
EDIT 2: 671,846,400 is literally just 25,920 x 25,920. Greater = Great Squared. Wow.

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I'm getting a strong feeling that Ma and Pa Hog think that making Alex go to church is gonna fix him.

The weird thing is that the mom and sisters are vocal LGBTQ supporters on their social media. If they believe people are born gay or trans and you can't just pray the gay away, how is he going to pray the pedophilia away? How is Jesus going to cure Alex's Internet addiction?

Now a little Jesus in Alex's life isn't going to hurt the boy but it's not going to fix him.
 
SteinserGate said:
Hot off the presses!
We are DemonKiwis :evil::unholy::evil: now! To join, say "I luv amputees" three times to confirm your demon soul.
In other news, Alex expresses his love of "Sight" some more.

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I don't think being so self-assured that you're getting into heaven is a guarantee that you're getting into heaven, especially not when you make it a point to boast about.

But, you know, keep doing what you're doing.
 
I'm not sure if this has been posted before in this thread, but I went into his DeviantArt favourites and found a folder called Rare Decent Bondage. He has a bondage fetish. (Link / Archive)
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