💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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CHARizard said:
330 pounds. No fucking excuse for anyone to be that fat in the age of Ozempic and Zepbound.
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Boogie literally had his stomach removed and still is fat. You really think appetite suppression would stop Fatrick?
 
He probably downs a 12 pack a night, plus all the fatty cravings that the “fuck it I’m drunk I’ll eat better tomorrow” mentality brings. In the sneakshot from the tiki bar it really shows, his rolls have rolls and he couldn’t control the angle so you see the side boob growing off the underarm fat and the love handles. Every foodstuff he’s ever posted always seems to be carbs and more carbs, I recall Christmas green beans and snap peas with hummus but the rest looks pretty beige. Absolutely stunned that he got drunk enough to post these of his own volition. My face MUST be seen, child. Broader in the shoulders than most :smug:
 
Haven't checked in on man of pig in a while, has Judge Holden booked an AirBNB, hogtied him, stuffed an apple in his mouth and gone to town on him yet?
 
TaimuRadiu said:
Haven't checked in on man of pig in a while, has Judge Holden booked an AirBNB, hogtied him, stuffed an apple in his mouth and gone to town on him yet?
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Two Owen stalkers breached the hovel and left Easter eggs of Adam mucci shots stashed around various places for him to find. He insists that that did noT occur, child, but also that’s why the stalkers had to hide, because they knew what’d happen if this tough guy caught wind of the breach.
 
How many dolls did Annabelle have to play with while growing up? I have no idea, and neither does Patrick S. Tomlinson. His former child has less, and he pays nothing.
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We got a photo of Rick’s gross arm hair, and a bee that didn’t want to fuck around with him at all and asks for freedom.
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Still fat.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Two Owen stalkers breached the hovel and left Easter eggs of Adam mucci shots stashed around various places for him to find. He insists that that did noT occur, child, but also that’s why the stalkers had to hide, because they knew what’d happen if this tough guy caught wind of the breach.
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I think my favorite from that was the recording of the guy slowly walking around the hovel, the old boards slightly creaking as he goes in absolute silence besides a faint breathing. And then he goes to the knife block on the kitchen counter and pulls out the knife Pat posted shoved down his butt crack, all rusted up and the Stalker only utters a "nigga" in disbelief and puts it back.
 
How does someone that big actually fight tooth and nail that they're not fat? Denying the obvious to the point where strangers online are calculating your BMI based on your gigantic shadow. It's just sad.
 
NaggotFigger said:
At least the spaceship isn’t morbidly obese like this lolpig. In fact, he’s fatter than the starship and his obsession with cheap spaceship figures, Star Wars, Star Trek and toy dinosaurs.
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He's just mad that all his ships end up looking like butt plugs with extra bits glued to them. He doesn't even do it on purpose, he's just so "into things" that it keeps sneaking into his designs.
 
AltisticRight said:
Someone can find an image of fatty patty next to a door with a doorknob or other easily identified object, and then use vanishing points to calculate his height.
That's how we reached 155-160cm on the Gunt subforum.
(Well, we used traffic bollards.)
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Made this quicksy for Alt. I could be wrong, but enjoy.
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If Rick is 169cm and 150kg, his BMI is 52.5, and round it up, his BMI is 53, which classifies the same as Obese Class III. If stretched further, Rick’s body weight is possibly 155kg (341.7, round to 342lbs), and the BMI is 54.3 (169cm) and 53.6 (round up to 54; 170cm).

Wrong twice more stlaker child. This is why your life is already over, Atalker child. Enjoy mathematics detention.
 
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Fatly posing next to the Trump hotel sign at Waikiki Trump International Hotel. Very fat.

So here's how to calculate the length of the pig:
1. Someone measure the height of the sign
2. Post next to him in the same pose
3. Stand straight next to it.

I was trying to reverse image search the sign for heights but it appears that no one recorded that. I did find this though (certain moids, cue your sick yellow fever, she's a high school student.)
Fatrick is barely taller than a typical Asian student.
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Her garland looks to be typical 100cm length from Aliexpress. 85 pixels for half of it makes 50cm. This measurement sucks but it's the best I have.
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Like this:
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85*2+18 pixels ~ 100+18/85*50=110.58cm, let's say the plaque is 111cm tall.

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(The gap is a rendering error.)
Piggy in that pose from head to hoof is 1.66x the the bar that's 111cm, so 185.37cm
Taking note that his hooves are closer to the camera, I will use the green bars too.
For green, it drops to 1.54x, giving 171cm.

I would say he's around 175, or 5'9 at the absolute maximum.
He's pretty short.

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What's the phone model?
Yeah, he's at most 175cm. Fat manlet with bitch tits.

Edit: Samsung Galaxy S10. There's an opportunity to do something very funny.
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This gives up the ratio between the different perspectives.
His fat face is 2.13x his finger whereas in the photo, it was clearly a lot less because his hoof was closer to the mirror.
He's 7 of those phones from the photo and I estimated about 1.74x difference.
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7*14.22*1.74=173.2cm.
 
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AltisticRight said:
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Fatly posing next to the Trump hotel sign at Waikiki Trump International Hotel. Very fat.

So here's how to calculate the length of the pig:
1. Someone measure the height of the sign
2. Post next to him in the same pose
3. Stand straight next to it.

I was trying to reverse image search the sign for heights but it appears that no one recorded that. I did find this though (certain moids, cue your sick yellow fever, she's a high school student.)
Fatrick is barely taller than a typical Asian student.
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Her garland looks to be typical 100cm length from Aliexpress. 85 pixels for half of it makes 50cm. This measurement sucks but it's the best I have.
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Like this:
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85*2+18 pixels ~ 100+18/85*50=110.58cm, let's say the plaque is 111cm tall.

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(The gab is a rendering error.)
Piggy is 1.66x the the bar that's 111cm, so 185.37 in this position.
Taking note that his hooves are closer to the camera, I will use the green bars too.
For green, it drops to 1.54x, giving 171cm.

I would say he's around 175, or 5'9 at the absolute maximum.
He's pretty short.
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Good take. I’d imagine if Titty Ricky is taller, the very fatness of his weight would get fatter. If he’s approximately 175cm; I tampered a bit more with the site to 169kg (372.5lbs, round to 373lbs). It’s getting fucking worse. This will yield the same fat fattiness at 170kg (374.8lbs, round to 375lbs) as well. The numbers are inflated due to his calculations and height increase, so I use simplified basic mathematics to equate his estimated height and the overlay.
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Fat. Super fat and fattier than the mega obesity.
 
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