💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
I used to think that he wore some kind of corset. The picture with the Slurm t-shirt in particular made it look as though his breast area was much larger than his belly.

To be honest I feel kind of sorry for him. He just looks absolutely fucking huge in that shadow. Like getting on for Deathfat territory.
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He just sucks in his gut when he gets his picture taken directly.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
that's all well and good but there was a far more concerning mention on the second, better forum and @Judge Holden's attention ought to be drawn to it.

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this is a famous selfie of Rick's. but until a certain disfigurement was highlighted, i had no idea it was there. and i hate that i know it now.

zoom and enhance, stlaker.

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is it like a clitoris? a fatoris, maybe?
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Interesting, it's from, what I am almost certain, given how straight it is, a stitched incision that runs medial to lateral in a longitudinal fashion. Whoever did it didn't do a terrible job, but it wasn't a plastic surgeon. The scar shouldn't be so visible given it appears to be quite an old scar with how faded it is. However, it did impact the natural crease of his smile. I don't think they took that into consideration when they did the repair. If I had to guess I'd say someone with just a general surgical qualification did it.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
Interesting, it's from, what I am almost certain, given how straight it is, a stitched incision that runs medial to lateral in a longitudinal fashion. Whoever did it didn't do a terrible job, but it wasn't a plastic surgeon. The scar shouldn't be so visible given it appears to be quite an old scar with how faded it is. However, it did impact the natural crease of his smile. I don't think they took that into consideration when they did the repair. If I had to guess I'd say someone with just a general surgical qualification did it.
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You wanna know how I got these jowls?
My father was a butcher... and a fatass.
And one night, he goes off crazier than usual.
Nigger gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not... one... bit.
So, me watching, he takes the meat grinder to her, laughing while he does it.
He turns to me, and he says, "Enjoy pepperoni, stalker child"
 
AI has brought us a letter that simulates ricky taking a picture

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Behold his voluptuous peckles shining forth, and his bulbous caboose sending rear (no doubt a class III railroad flashing rear end device).

Apologies to Judge Holden for making him wank over a goddamn font.
 
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At least the spaceship isn’t morbidly obese like this lolpig. In fact, he’s fatter than the starship and his obsession with cheap spaceship figures, Star Wars, Star Trek and toy dinosaurs.

He’s still extremely fat and retarded. As equally fat and stupid as his hundreds of thousands of petulant lies.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Was messing around a body calculator, and managed to did this.
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OBESE CLASS III

We're reaching levels of fat we never thought possible.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Was messing around a body calculator, and managed to did this.
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This is a level of autism I never thought possible. 330 pounds. He weighs more than a GBU-39 SDB 250 pound bomb, the smallest air dropped bomb in US inventory. Absolute fucking chonker.
 
Noooo stalker child. I am not FAT! What you’re seeing is all muscle not that you can perceive it because you’re mentally ill! Enjoy prison!
 
330 pounds. No fucking excuse for anyone to be that fat in the age of Ozempic and Zepbound.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
To be honest I feel kind of sorry for him. He just looks absolutely fucking huge in that shadow. Like getting on for Deathfat territory.
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Don't feel sorry for Rick. Not only did he choose to be this fat, but he's not even a happy fat man. He's a miserable, bloated shell of a man, childing atalkers on Twitter. And he's such a reprehensible turd that he deserves it. His crime, and his punishment, are being Patrick Sean Tomlinson.
 
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