🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[baddabing44]

RETURN OF THE WIGGER WIGGLE

This fat retard goes to colombia to listen to a nigger? No reggaeton? No Cumbia?

Is this irrefutable proof that Ralph has spent zero time with women in Colombia? And has only been getting deep dicked down to nigger mumbles by an autistic tranny?

 

[Rage Pig]

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[porkWellington]

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Ralph's OD'ing on copium. No Ralphamania 2, no Linx, no oiling up latinas, but at least he fucked a troop and got Adolwulf back?

 

[alan thicke]

$15,000 is a lot of $1 adolwulf superchats.

 

[Um...]

He got ignored and snubbed for 3 days, no event for you, loser. He took a picture of some buildings from the balcony and tweeted about ‘this wonderful city’ and ‘great hospitality’ but probably never ventured out of that apartment the whole time he was there, other than that one video of walking around aimlessly on some street. But ‘next time’ will be FIRE though!

What a sad little piggy. Back to your miserable solitary concrete block existence you go.

 

[break these cuffs]

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The bald-faced lies are the best. The money Gunt makes is publicly tracked and he knows it, but pretending he's a some kinda big deal is all has left. Well, that and a damaged gag reflex. That one was not on my list of injuries I expected him to get during his South American adventure.

 

[Mynameisdark]

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I'm not sure if you can OD on copium, but Ralph is sure as hell addicted. The most attention Ralph got his whole trip was when everyone thought he had vanished with no trace.
His comeback stream had a bar minimum of 130-140 bots, making his peak of 400 viewers even sadder. Ralph's committed to have the most dull schizophrenic break from reality. When he becomes a Livestream drifter in Mérida he'll just spin it as "the new format for the illustrious Killstream!"

 

[Fausto]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?
Null made a mistake, instead of Rekietas board it should have been the Ralph board that gets dismantled.

 

[break these cuffs]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?
Null made a mistake, instead of Rekietas board it should have been the Ralph board that gets dismantled.

It really might be time. We stand among the ashes of a once proud Sektur.

 

[RandomGibberish]

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With the money he claims to make he can return to the US, make payment agreements with all his creditors and pay off his debt in a few months.

With that kind of money even Faith AND Pantsu would come crawling back and live out his harem fantasy with him.

He could live in California with a nice house and still have drug money left.


You‘re not fooling anyone, Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He hasn't made $15,000 in this calendar year lol why does he think he would make that in 3 days

 

[jewsernotfound]

He hasn't made $15,000 in this calendar year lol why does he think he would make that in 3 days

there literally isn't $15k amongst the entire keelstream crowd...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looking forward to his next stream where he struggles to make $300

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Thats it? That was the big event where you had to travel 3 days and nights barely sober just to reach some shithole country?

It’s amazing that not one single person appeared on camera or stream with him the entire trip. I thought we’d at least get an interview with Hunter…or something.

I think Ralph timidly stayed on the cuck couch for four straight days. Probably asked if he could use the bathroom when needed. I don’t think they even let him have a bedroom, because he would have at least tried to e-beg a bit if he had a private room to awkwardly stream and boast. He couldn’t risk all the grown men fucking with him if he streamed in the commons area.

Ralph wiggling on the couch by his lonesome while karaoke rapping for one minute is the best he could do to try pretends he’s having a great time being an unwelcome house guest everyone is avoiding.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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There's enough copium to overdose all of South America.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Looking forward to his next stream where he struggles to make $300

gonna be interesting to see what the goal is for his first stream back home. will it be the normal 250? will he lower it as a reward to the faithful gunt guards? will it be 300 to recoup some pesos?

we shall wait and see. these are the days of our gunts.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Every time you think that Ethan has hit rock bottom he proceeds to bring out a pickaxe and get to work.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It’s amazing that not one single person appeared on camera or stream with him the entire trip. I thought we’d at least get an interview with Hunter…or something.

I think Ralph timidly stayed on the cuck couch for four straight days. Probably asked if he could use the bathroom when needed. I don’t think they even let him have a bedroom, because he would have at least tried to e-beg a bit if he had a private room to awkwardly stream and boast. He couldn’t risk all the grown men fucking with him if he streamed in the commons area.

Ralph wiggling on the couch by his lonesome while karaoke rapping for one minute is the best he could do to try pretends he’s having a great time being an unwelcome house guest everyone is avoiding.

He always takes pictures with people and points at them to ensure we know there are human beings that allow him to be near them. Didn't get a single one of those this time. Will be interesting to see if his all of his new friends like and reply to his tweet confirming they had a great time and are excited about his next visit. I'd put $15,000 on it never happening.

 

[JustStopDude]

Ah yes a book. People involved with illegal and borderline illegal activities love the idea of some idiot detailing their shit in a book.

I'm guessing that Ralph is not familiar with the savage beating that Hunter S Thompson got from the Hell's Angels after they got sick of his shit.

 

[Pale Empress]

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This post makes sense if we continue with the theory that he was invited to Colombia after he bragged to Hunter about how successful he is and how much money he makes. He's not fooling anybody, he hasn't had a $15k week since 2018. He knows it, we know it, he knows we know it, and he knows that we know that he knows we know it. It couldn't be more obvious that he's covering his ass.

He probably made a ton of excuses for why he made pennies on his stream there and why he couldn't do any other followup. The rodecaster/webcam/OBS fucked up! It was an unannounced midday show on a weekday! His guest cancelled! He could have fed them any sort of excuse. I doubt he brought any of the equipment with him or even intended to stream at all, or maybe he assumed there'd be equipment there that he could borrow. Either way I'd bet Hunter and his crew pressed him into firing up his stream at some point after he ran his mouth.