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Random: It's interesting how in the early days of Sonichu, Wes Iseli was still a protagonist. He teams up with Sarah and Chris to defeat the evil, despite that Chris has already established that he's still a jerk character who gives Chris grief. You'd think with Chris' black-and-white view of the world that that kind of harmony wouldn't be possible in Sonichu.

Then, of course, he ruins it by having Wes go over to Graduon's team, but...
 
Could it be his change in environment away from 14 B has opened him to other things in life besides the Internet?
No.

Here's a question, can Chris pull a 180 on his life by complete accident?

I'm interested because of the news of how he's apparently lost weight.
It's possible, I suppose. But kinda in the same way that he could accidentally inherit a few million dollars from a distant relative.

Eh, and I don't find his weight loss to be that significant. I suspect that I wouldn't notice it if someone didn't point it out to me.

Well, unless I'm mistaken, at the very least he has restricted access time to the internet. This means he's going to be playing his PS3 or PS4 (can't remember which one he has now...), reading the forums (cuz he does), and then he's going to check his emails (maybe). Because he has no girlfriend pushing him to be on Facebook, and because he literally has no friends keeping him on Facebook, he's just not on it. What's the point. Because I talk to my close friends daily, I only get on Facebook maybe once a day, and I haven't posted a status for quite a while. Chris has nothing to say to anyone... literally. He does nothing worth mentioning. So, he'll see no one's sent him love on Facebook and go back to playing video games. Not to be rude, but I doubt he's even got the room or the time to look at "da sexy videos" if you catch my drift.
Well, the reason I find this strange is that, before the fire, his internet activity level was very low, but it suddenly dropped to almost nothing after the fire. I'm wondering what's different.

But yeah, I'd give the same explanation that you do. The question isn't "why isn't Chris on the internet?", it's "why would he be on the internet in the first place?"
 
I'm rather surprised about the silence. I was honestly expecting at least some rants about the insurance company or something along those lines.

Maybe the new surrounds are keeping him too busy to brood a lot?
 
I'm rather surprised about the silence. I was honestly expecting at least some rants about the insurance company or something along those lines.

Maybe the new surrounds are keeping him too busy to brood a lot?
Nah, he's got more than enough downtime.
 
Nah, he's got more than enough downtime.
I know you guys know where his new living area is, and I understand why you won't tell us... but can you at least tell us if there's anything of Chris-intrest around that he might just walk to? My cousin has mentioned that there's a lot of stores that are within walking distance (less than a mile) of a lot of residential areas and townhouses. Is it possible that Chris walks to these places and just chills for bits of time to get away from Barb?
 
Chris's silence happened because he's starting to give up. Since everyone and everything is a troll, Keurig was a trolling company too. He didn't bother sending a real lawsuit or writing up any rants about him because, in the same, exact light he stopped making videos, he figures that those responses are just what Keurig wants.

No single soul at Keurig probably knows about this house fire though.
 
I know you guys know where his new living area is, and I understand why you won't tell us... but can you at least tell us if there's anything of Chris-intrest around that he might just walk to? My cousin has mentioned that there's a lot of stores that are within walking distance (less than a mile) of a lot of residential areas and townhouses. Is it possible that Chris walks to these places and just chills for bits of time to get away from Barb?
His new place's location was leaked publicly. Seems like Chris is out in the sticks. But either way, what would be the difference between Chris walking somewhere and just driving there?
 
Question about the Love Quest: now that Fatty is no longer a virgin. Has he pretty much given up on finding his sweetheart-from-the-ground-up?

He's been quiet about this topic for awhile now so I'm curious.
 
Chris thought way, way, way too much about sex, that when he finally did it, did it quite poorly (there was a video explaining why Chris having proper and actual sex is impossible, but its lost to Christory), and found its not worth it to him to keep pursuing.

He probably only shoved it in once and left it.
 
Question about the Love Quest: now that Fatty is no longer a virgin. Has he pretty much given up on finding his sweetheart-from-the-ground-up?

He's been quiet about this topic for awhile now so I'm curious.
I recall a while back that he's still on that. I think it might have been mentioned in that video of Chris ranting about not being invited to Cole Smith's wedding?
 
I recall a while back that he's still on that. I think it might have been mentioned in that video of Chris ranting about not being invited to Cole Smith's wedding?
Nah, ive watched it a bunch of times. He was passive aggressive jealous about the marriage, but that was all.
Eh, and I don't find his weight loss to be that significant. I suspect that I wouldn't notice it if someone didn't point it out to me."
Theres no muscle building or toning, nor any health improvement occurring....just a reduction of a relatively small percentage of fat. It really wouldnt be too noticeable. Without those things, the best compliment one might give is "he used to be fatter"

Even if he lost a ton of weight, he would merely be considered skinny-fat, meaning not a lardass but still completely out of shape.
 
Chris thought way, way, way too much about sex, that when he finally did it, did it quite poorly (there was a video explaining why Chris having proper and actual sex is impossible, but its lost to Christory), and found its not worth it to him to keep pursuing.
Well, "proper" sex isn't that complicated. If evolution required a bare minimum of more than "shove it in and call it a day", life probably wouldn't have gotten very far.

But I wouldn't be surprised if Chris had trouble figuring out just how exactly sex is supposed to be enjoyable.
 
Question about the Love Quest: now that Fatty is no longer a virgin. Has he pretty much given up on finding his sweetheart-from-the-ground-up?

He's been quiet about this topic for awhile now so I'm curious.
Sex was an obsession of Chris' but it wasn't what drove Chris' love quest. Chris wants a replacement mommy. He's still just as obsessed about finding a sweetheart. The current updates about that subject is that Chris is kinda seeing reality, that he might not get his fuck-mommy, and he's really depressed about that idea. It's another topic for his "woe is me" shtick.

Heh, but he's been quiet about every topic for awhile.

Chris thought way, way, way too much about sex, that when he finally did it, did it quite poorly (there was a video explaining why Chris having proper and actual sex is impossible, but its lost to Christory), and found its not worth it to him to keep pursuing.

He probably only shoved it in once and left it.
That video sounds like a really spergy analysis. Fatty is not good at sex, but he's... capable of it. (Heh, and also, that's sex, by definition (or, well, if he did it to completion, anyway))

Nah, ive watched it a bunch of times. He was passive aggressive jealous about the marriage, but that was all.

Theres no muscle building or toning, nor any health improvement occurring....just a reduction of a relatively small percentage of fat. It really wouldnt be too noticeable. Without those things, the best compliment one might give is "he used to be fatter"

Even if he lost a ton of weight, he would merely be considered skinny-fat, meaning not a lardass but still completely out of shape.
I'm not talking about his health, I'm just talking about how he looks. I wouldn't notice him being a little less round unless someone pointed it out to me. Probably because there are a lot more things to notice about Chris.
 
Did he cut his hair?
His hair is usually in a pony tail, just like a girl, except it is matteted, clumpy, and greasy beyond belief. His hair is disgusting. He looks like he goes for perhaps a week or two between showers/bathing, if not longer. His skin is pale, greasy, and dirty, what you would expect from someone who eats nothing but junk food, never exercises, and spends all their time indoors, doing nothing but playing vidya, never seeing the light of day. His skin tone looks, in a word, unhealthy, and even at a glance, it's obvious that he has horrible, horrible, personal hygene. His weight loss is on the order of perhaps 30-40 pounds over about 3 months, which is suprisingly rapid given that he still eats fast food, implying that he ate enormous amounts of junk food every day before the house fire.
 
Chris thought way, way, way too much about sex, that when he finally did it, did it quite poorly (there was a video explaining why Chris having proper and actual sex is impossible, but its lost to Christory), and found its not worth it to him to keep pursuing.

He probably only shoved it in once and left it.
Yeah, I remember that video, something called "why Chris will never lose his virginity" or something. It was on the CWCki but YouTube deleted it because of their new(ish) policy to stop videos that "harass, bully, or threaten"
I think Chris liked the idea of sex more than actually having it.
 
The current updates about that subject is that Chris is kinda seeing reality, that he might not get his fuck-mommy, and he's really depressed about that idea. It's another topic for his "woe is me" shtick.
Really shows his entitlement. He's morbidly depressed because he might not get a beautiful woman to live the hard parts of his life for him.

His hair is usually in a pony tail, just like a girl, except it is matteted, clumpy, and greasy beyond belief. His hair is disgusting. He looks like he goes for perhaps a week or two between showers/bathing, if not longer. His skin is pale, greasy, and dirty, what you would expect from someone who eats nothing but junk food, never exercises, and spends all their time indoors, doing nothing but playing vidya, never seeing the light of day. His skin tone looks, in a word, unhealthy, and even at a glance, it's obvious that he has horrible, horrible, personal hygene. His weight loss is on the order of perhaps 30-40 pounds over about 3 months, which is suprisingly rapid given that he still eats fast food, implying that he ate enormous amounts of junk food every day before the house fire.
If he lost that much weight that quickly, maybe Chris himself caught the colitis.
 
His new place's location was leaked publicly. Seems like Chris is out in the sticks. But either way, what would be the difference between Chris walking somewhere and just driving there?
GAS IS EXPENSIVE. And was it really released??? I don't remember that post anywhere
 
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