💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[ConspicuousArdiunoDue]

the face he makes right after asking for someone to inject something into his ass is too good for me to pass up posting for the first time ITT

 

[Captain Manning]

So the photo didn't exist on their private shared chat. Nick never had a copy of it and had no clue what photo was sent.

Correct! That's the BEST part!

He told the cops that Kayla was sharing nudes via Signal, which they duly recorded in their report, which we all read...

...and it was COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!

That image Aaron took, and she let him? That's not the only one!

Nick is an idiot. Total cuck.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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This IS still a trial stream, right? Why is he asking people to inject liquids into his ass?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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It really would have degenerated into Hell House if he had a few more months.

 

[AnOminous]

Correct! That's the BEST part!

He told the cops that Kayla was sharing nudes via Signal, which they duly recorded in their report, which we all read...

...and it was COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!

That image Aaron took, and she let him? That's not the only one!

Nick is an idiot. Total cuck.

Plus he shared a bunch of other nudes, none of which were the Holy Grail nude that is apparently worth $50 in cuck bucks.

This dumb nigger literally spammed the cops with nudes of his wife, while simultaneously complaining that his ex-gay lover who jilted him was the real revenge porn criminal.

I defy anyone to name someone more lame and gay than Nick Cuckieta.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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Why does he look so much like Zelensky?

 

[Captain Manning]

This IS still a trial stream, right? Why is he asking people to inject liquids into his ass?

Denny's.

Why does he look so much like Zelensky?

Because he's about to get steamrolled by a big bear named Sean. He's got to get into character.

(Please do not make an anthropomorphized anime picture of Sean as a Russian T-90).

 

[ConspicuousArdiunoDue]

This IS still a trial stream, right? Why is he asking people to inject liquids into his ass?

I mean ever since the Depp trails Nick has mostly relied upon his panels to provide the real legal commentary, and instead he focused on workshopping his shitty random access humor. I believe his brain is so wet from booze that he completely has lost perspective on when he should do this, even back when he was interviewing Kyle Rittenhouse he decided that a FUTA porn joke would be appropriate.

Why does he look so much like Zelensky?

Like Zelensky he's been through his own war, a war against the Skandavian Prudes

 

[AnOminous]

Denny's.

I'm pretty sure Denny's has a menu item that cops can't understand because they're too fat and it involves a colonic irrigation with sausage gravy. Oh wait I messed up. I meant it involves Nick demanding a colonic irrigation of sausage gravy.

You know.

Because he's FAT.

 

[Swole McPole]

I checked the law in Minnesota, and it is indeed illegal to lie to doctors to obtain medicine. Especially controlled substances. The thing is, it's one of those things that's very hard to prove in court without him basically outright saying, "I lied to some doctor about having ADHD to get a prescription for Adderall."

I know people with convictions for obtaining drugs by deception (though I'm not in Minnesota,).

In that case, all it took was for a doctor to stand up in court and say 'He told me his previous doctor was prescribing A. He didn't tell me Dr. X, Dr. Y and Dr. Z were also prescribing to him simultaneously.' My friend didn't expect the doctor to testify, thinking that his oath of confidentiality would cover his arse, but if the doctor has been lax in his prescribing practices (and you can only scam the lax ones into overprescribing in this way), the cops have got a lever they can use to persuade them to testify. And juries tend to believe doctors over junkie scam artists.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

I think it would be funnier if youtube shut them down over ToS violations and putting Youtube at risk by breaking the law on platform.

Just kill all the channels. Much better than lawsuits.
Imagine the nuclear Fallout.

It would be even funnier if Nick tried to get all of his YouTube and X friends to lean on YouTube to unban his channel and watching him not even get a 10th of the support he got the last time he caught a ban.

 

[dont step on snack]

I imagine Kurt’s “disloyalty” was especially hurtful to Nick due to the fact Kurt’s been in Nick’s home, met his children, and enjoyed his hot tub

Kurt was exceedingly loyal to Nick, who deserved none of it. Nick is the one who has been disloyal to Kurt.

Kurt wasn't loyal he had blind faith, he even cried about Nick not getting out of his well deserved warrant. Honestly he should look for a hobby and try to get in such group to get real friends. On the other hand Drexel was loyal, he wanted to intervene even before the coke stream and confronted him privately about his behaviour. Then the dumb nigger lied to his face and looked for excuses till the coke kid saga began and Drexel did gtfo for good. I'm not defending the groomer but there's is a pretty clear difference between loyalty and blind faith.

B.t.w. did Aaron mentioned anything about also filing a takedown? The best and funniest thing Sean, Kurt and Aaron could do is striking Nick and getting his channel deleted. Funnily enough, it would also be his best chance to sober up.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Plus he shared a bunch of other nudes, none of which were the Holy Grail nude that is apparently worth $50 in cuck bucks.

This dumb nigger literally spammed the cops with nudes of his wife, while simultaneously complaining that his ex-gay lover who jilted him was the real revenge porn criminal.

I defy anyone to name someone more lame and gay than Nick Cuckieta.

At this point I think it would be fair to say that Nick has shared more naked photos of his wife to more strangers (police and prosecutors) than Aaron ever did.

 

[Captain Manning]

It would be even funnier if Nick tried to get all of his YouTube and X friends to lean on YouTube to unban his channel and watching him not even get a 10th of the support he got the last time he caught a ban.

That's what I've been saying.

I think TUG might manage to pitch a fit again, but I don't see the groundswell happening again. A lot of the people that supported him last time have been alienated.

He actually does have to behave himself. Not just for his channel's sake, but also because he is on probation.

Will he? Probably not.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The best and funniest thing Sean, Kurt and Aaron could do is striking Nick and getting his channel deleted.

I think Nick wants to be martyred. He clearly hates streaming at this point.

Funily enough it would also be his best chance to sober up.

lol you must be new.

 

[dont step on snack]

lol you must be new.

I said best chance, not good chance.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Nick wants to be martyred. He clearly hates streaming at this point.

I hope people deny him his chastity cage Balldo wish, at least until he does something that is unquestionably a probation violation, because he is clearly ramping up to that because of his "ODD," that is, a childhood disorder that if you continue acting like that until adulthood, is called "Anti-Social Personality Disorder."

You know, ASPD. Sociopathy. Being a psycho. He literally openly identifies with the Joker, a classic psychopath. The dude is a psycho by his own admission.

There's a reason people like Nick are kept in cages once society figures out what they are.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's a reason people like Nick are kept in cages once society figures out what they are.

The good news is that they frequently die alone, institutionalized, or kill themselves.

I said months ago that Nick’s kids would have been better off with him blowing his head off at that point and that he would only get worse and hurt them more egregiously. I take no pleasure in being right on this one.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick is doing to his Youtube chat what he did to his Locals chat.

That's exactly what he's doing, proving, once again, that he's learned absolutely nothing.

Emily, Peter (LawyerYouKnow), and Sean (for his size), among others, are rolling in new viewers who are asking amazing questions in a trial that is not only law-nerdy but also salacious as hell.

Everyone in that fucking town are cousins, there's a teenage coke dealer, affairs, a fired cop, an FBI investigation, insane citizen journalists, protests about cop corruption in the streets... (Oh, and not-fun fact, in a separate case in the same community, a cop is serving time for molesting a minor and later staging her suicide.)

And Nick is yakyaking about Kurt's butt cream.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And Nick is yakyaking about Kurt's butt cream.

I mean, Kurt's icy hot was funny AF, but it's been done, and the time to talk about it isn't during a Massachusetts trial stream. I guess Mr. Social Cues has issues in yet another area of norms and mores.