Loud music blasting out loud 24/7, interrupted by nothing but her own screams. Mysterious odors that spread out of her apartment and into the halls. I guess you could call it 'tard on 'tard violence, because if I had to live by her for a week and my earplugs broke, I would lose all control of my impulses and accept her request to come at her. My
Wrong, it's Mike Mateis Penis's brother.
Nik is just awful at everything except being worthless. Zoey at least managed to stealth an account for a week and got therapy.
But her latest companion, Sean Astin's Penis earns an critical failure on every INT roll that he makes, however
Almost everyone has a dump stat or two, and unfortunately Zozo's are INT and WIS. Having a high CON build does have its pitfalls.
If she had a high CON, she wouldn't wake up being lightheaded all the time
Her CON is the only ability score with a +1 modifier, you see. Or else she'd be in and out of the hospital all the time. STR. DEX, INT, WIS and CHA are all lacking because the D6's were not kind to Tiff when she got her ability scores.
It's the """massive""" tits, apparently. It's right there in the thread title after all.
Whatever helps her cope at night, but I can assure you, they're not that big. That's a conditional +2 CHA modifier against straight men with low charisma and dykes who like boobs.
Nah, that's an automatic +34 to her CHA modifier
"How this woman's bathtub helped me discover I'm gay."
Little off topic but my buddy of mine who in the army almost lost his virginity to a barracks bunny... he did not fuck her... instead he spent 3 hours cleaning her room while she was laying on her bed trying to inv him. I should clarify both of them were drinking at the time. It still cracks me up... how dirty was that bitch...
Please don't gift her T&H. The last thing she needs is more threads to post in,
It's psychic damage, not physical.
I payed for Nomes because he did a thingy that totally won't came back to bite me in the ass. I am definitely not paying for hers T&H. Sure she's funny at times. But the last thing I want is scrolling whole 5 seconds because she decided to spam 7s to ward off the shartys
Listen. There's always a chance one of us is rigged to some sort of Jigsaw contraption that cracks your skull open with a cartoonishly large nut cracker if your post gets too many "autism" stickers.
Tromb's just being selfish, ignore her. What she really means is "I don't need more threads to sweep".
"You never appreciated your 'winner' stickers when you had them."
