💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Didn't he buy a hat with the X logo on it and upload a pic of him wearing it to twitter like it was cool? What the fuck is wrong with his brain. Of all the faggiest things you could possibly buy.

It's his wife's money, and he spends it like it's Monopoly money while lying to the rest of us about spending it. I'm surprised Jack didnt make a tweet pretending Elon personally sent it to him as a gift, while @ing Elon to say "LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT DAD! #ENDWROKFRUMHOME #DOGE."
 
Which is hilarious, for a self-proclaimed proud Eyetalian. (and actual part-Arab mutt)
It's even funnier when you consider actual Italians it' s all about the pasta. The right pasta for the right dish. Not too much sauce because the pasta is the main draw not the sauce.

From today's Eye To Eye, Jack is starting to become aware of the Jewish Question.

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Such wonderful Christian values from Fatty. Do you think he knows Jesus was Jewish?
 
Didn't he buy a hat with the X logo on it and upload a pic of him wearing it to twitter like it was cool? What the fuck is wrong with his brain. Of all the faggiest things you could possibly buy.
Jack's brain is dying, he can't hold onto a single opinion because by the time Old Croaky slurs into his voice to text and posts it, it's gone forever to be replaced with something equally retarded. He probably texted his hate for the name X WHILE wearing his X hat.
 
New F as in Frank shows how Jack and his retarded friend both lack any understanding about how the law works with only counterarguments to their stupidity being just "BUT WHAT ABOUT BIDEN", and then acting like anyone shouldn't be above the law despite previously defending how certain people should be above the law. Jack also compares the process of being checked at an airport for bags is the same as the process for getting citizen status in another country. Mocks people for using personal arguments like "what if jr got deported" to then using personal arguments like "WHAT IF AN ILLEGAL HELD YOUR MOM UP WITH A KNIFE TO YOUR NECK!" and comparing children stealing candy to people breaking the law.

Jack claims that "Stupidity" triggers him.

"I get passionate for logic" - Jack Scalfani

Jack also gets on another rant about how the vaccines are fake and how people need to wake up to the reality that "THE JAB" is evil and saying that COVID vaccines are still going to hurt people some day like "YEAH SIDE EFFECTS CAUSE DEATH!"

Its even dumber since Jack specifically is whining about Pfizer and not screaming about the other vaccine companies. Jack and his friend admit to not taking vaccines, with Jack saying that he won't take flu shots anymore. They also compare the immune system to vaccines.

"IT IS NOT A VACCINE!"

"COVID IS NOT COVID, COVID IS THE FLU!"

"NO ONE KNOWS WHAT'S IN DA BOTTLE!"

Jack implies that the only people who died of Covid were in hospitals and implied hospitals killed people. Jack and his friend call doctors "legalized drug dealers" and compared them to car salesman. Jack also claims he is not giving bad medical advice because "it's common sense"

Both Jack and his friend get triggered when someone in the livestream chat called them Trump cultists and were crying about how Trump "woke everyone up"

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They also ramble on about Star Wars because of the Episode 3 rerelease.

Devout Christian Jack keeps questioning "HOW IS DA NEXT POPE CHOSEN?" repeatedly.

Jack: "I'm a devout follower of Christ. That is the direct definition of Christian"
Jack the next sentence: "I'm not trying to push religion on anybody"

>Jack's face while his friend researches how the Pope election works
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"Dat guy's in it for da money and fame" - Jack on Zelenskyy

Jack was about to blow a fuse at someone for saying Trump fell asleep during the Pope's funeral by saying he'd prepare to rant about Biden.

I kinda stopped around there because this podcast almost really tested my patience especially with how Jack and his friend kept acting smug know-it-alls while even on topics they know little to nothing about
 
The age we live in has allowed people the freedom to be more proudly stupid and ignorant to the entire world than has ever been possible in human history. Jack is the true Twenty-First Century man.
 
Devout Christian Jack keeps questioning "HOW IS DA NEXT POPE CHOSEN?" repeatedly.
The same way Papa John's chooses the next CEO.

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Jack just uploaded this short of him whining about trolls. I guess he thinks this is a good promotion for the podcast? Most people would be embarrassed by this kind of reaction.

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"That's what cracks me up. If my heart's beating, you're pissed off about it."

I'm not pissed off about it, I'm confused by it. Besides, you don't sound like you're laughing, which I'm sure would sound like pure nightmare fuel, like some water-damaged animatronic mall Santa.

This entire little bit sounds like it's coming some 13 year old girl.
 
Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh
 
Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh
The most influence Jack has on faith is getting people turned away by it since Jack really is like the worst of an evangelical.
 
Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh
To be fair, he is maybe the best motivator for self improvement in the world!
 
Christian? No.
Influencer? Noo.
Does he...influence Christians? No, unless Jack counts motivating others around him to not end up like him.

Jack, you can't walk(..?) let alone run, two things needed to even be able to stumble. You can't even fuck up like a normal person. You need to be careful that much more not having a heart attack every morning by just lifting your dick up to take a leak.
and that fucking pfp arrrghghghgh
Okay when they start to humble brag about being something as stupid and commonplace as a christian you know damn well they have some serious skeletons in their closet.
 
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