🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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That it's the anniversary of Meigh absconding lends credence that he's not dead. He probably went radio silent on purpose to emotionally manipulate anybody left who still cares.

Adolwulf said he and Ralph were texting on Friday morning before Ralph was meant to get on his plane and there hasn't been a response since. He could not have network coverage in Colombia and be using WhatsApp for communication, he could have gotten arrested at the airport or detained for problems with his passport, the possibilities are endless.

I put 0% probability on Ralph being deceased.
 
Pale Empress said:
Adolwulf said he and Ralph were texting on Friday morning before Ralph was meant to get on his plane and there hasn't been a response since.
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do we know when the tourist drowned and when the last time anyone heard from ralph? that would clear it up pretty quickly if he's talked to someone after the guy died.
 
not william stenchever said:
It takes a rare cow to get mounted by a sea bull. That poor manatee, though.
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Agreed. They are pretty and would probably be scared off my guntys horrific form.
 
Delany's Donkey said:
do we know when the tourist drowned and when the last time anyone heard from ralph? that would clear it up pretty quickly if he's talked to someone after the guy died.
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The article says the body was found yesterday afternoon, before 3pm EST. Adolwulf said he was texting Ralph yesterday morning (no specific time), ostensibly before he boarded his flight. Ralph generally likes to be at the airport early to get drunk at the bar, it's unlikely he'd go to the beach at all that day.

There were no direct flights from Merida airport to Colombia yesterday morning, but there were several connecting flights from Mexico City airport to Colombia.
 
I don't know if I trust that text Ado got. Because Ralph had a show that evening. I don't imagine he'd hype up a show he wasn't going to be around to record with someone he was into. Ado said he got a text that morning about him going to Columbia. But that doesn't mean the text was about him going to Columbia THAT morning.
 
Ralph would defiantly die off camera in some stupid freak accident caused by his own stupidity and drunkenness. He's spiteful like that and wouldn't give his detractors the satisfaction.
 
I'm erring on the side of caution and believing that it isn't Gunt. It's too convenient.
 
Piggertits potentially passing away at a beach with the sunset might unironically be poetry.

Additionally many of Ralph’s close associates from Analwulf to even his discord kitten have claimed that Ralph has been MIA from all social media platforms for the last two days. Piggertits almost always is active online, exceptions being his rehab arc.
 
Pale Empress said:
There were no direct flights from Merida airport to Colombia
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Ethan Ralph has never taken a direct flight in his entire life. That's a luxury beyond his comprehension.

Edit: for christs sakes it takes him two days and three modes of transportation to get from Mexico to LA!
 
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I was so hopeful that he would be this years lolcow champion. I hope he's alive to claim the crown. He can only die in a titty fight with PPP or being rolled over by Jim. He can't die just randomly in some shit hole.... This has to be a work bros.... Wilbur is supposed to live!


Well I guess if he is dead it will rope josh into the longest and most comprehensive person stream he has ever done.
 
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