🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Does anyone really care? Claudio is done here. Even if he could prove this one thing, it's meaningless. He's a fucking retard and everyone knows it.
 
Claudio is trying to "proof" he is not in e621 a long time ago:
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" @Tread Miller is a retard, he doesn't know maths, nobody believe me, so I need to loggin to e621"
Quick mention Hacaryguaspear: In that syntax, it's "Prove", not "Proof"

Now. @FakeAFClausMystery

2015 + 20 = 2035 you absolute fucking brown necktube retard. Yes we now know you were talking about your age, sorry that we didn't infer that at first because your english is so god damn broken you think I'm a gringo. Even your spanish is terrible, you didn't even think it was worth saying "Tenía 20 años en ese entonces" (I was 20 back then)
 
Lil bro is having a melty in my DM’s.
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@Glowie can you confirm?
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I have now just been informed that I am, in fact, the furry.
 
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I want a skitzo DM from @FakeAFClausMystery , but I guess I’m not cool enough *sigh*

I’ll just go back to my regular DM’s where we talk about farming kiwi’s in New Zealand
 
> Notices thread is slowing down
> Starts sperging out in DMs

@FakeAFClausMystery knock it off with the tranime villain monologue. This isn't a courtroom, it's an internet forum for discussing and documenting strange internet persons.
You came here:

  • With no OPSEC
  • With a well documented history of faggotry and autism
  • Trying to rouse a personal army against Roblox furfags
  • With little to no insight or awareness of the site culture
When confronted on your staggering retardation you:
  • Deflect, accusing everyone else of pedophilia
  • Use cub as a catch-all for baby animals
  • Conflate cub drawings with renaissance cherubs
  • Call out "friendly fire" as though anyone here would care
  • Start powerleveling in an attempt to garner sympathy
  • Retreat to DMs to continue sperging out
In conclusion, Claudio isn't just an autistic gay furfag in denial. He is a loathsome, conceited, and dense individual who happens to be an autistic gay furfag in denial. And I would not have sex with his tube hole.
 
@FakeAFClausMystery finally decided to DM me again, starting a new chain:
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According to Claudio:
  • We:
    • Can't differentiate plastic from metal nor throat from trachea
    • Can't do simple math
      • Referring to the age calculation Claudio did in response to @Diggus Bickus's post making fun of Claudio's Roblox Forums post count
        • When asked how the age calculation was relevant, stated that @Diggus Bickus's post implied Claudio made those Roblox Forum posts recently (?)
    • Used a recognized pedophile (Starman3) as a source (presumably the Roblox Goes Crazy video, which actually isn't in the OP)
    • Stretch logic so far that it might as well be "schizoposting"
    • Unironically act like shitlibs / QAnon larpers
  • Null is a "shota lover"
  • People like me deserve to be flogged, with "whips that have blades on the end" for my "lying to the point it almost rubs the line of libel"
  • I am either an atheist or a Protestant
  • He told his parents about the accusations we have levied towards him, including the "cat rape" accusations
    • His parents said we are full of "dumb fucking shit"
  • I am coping when I tell him I am having fun with this
  • His original "PA attempt" was actually meant to be interpreted as "DM me for more screenshots"
    • When asked why he didn't just send it all at once in the original message, says "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." (?)
  • I drive people to suicide, but it won't work on him
  • He personally knows someone that will "break [my] bones for [him], indirectly."
  • I am a moralfag
    • Doesn't have an account on SkibidiFarms and is not a lolicon (I brought up these two groups because these two groups call Kiwi Farms users moralfags)
  • This random Roblox freak is actually everything we call Claudio
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  • I am making the word pedo lose weight by "over using it like a fucking shitli[b]"
  • He actually doesn't like Muslims anymore, since he is Catholic, not straight, and told many people that Muhammad married Aisha at 7 and consummated with her at 9
  • He will have fun when I get "murdered by someone" or suffer "organ failure from my own mistakes"
  • I have no evidence that Claudio likes loli or cub
    • Said "evidence" is invalid because the Maya commission is not sexual and he didn't make the Worriz image he uploaded
  • He is banned from Griffin Gaming's chat as a result of the Kiwi Farms mockery
  • He never did a PA request
  • He never commissioned cub porn
  • I need natural selection
 
@FakeAFClausMystery you are such a pussy :story: Every time I pop in here the only person I see you speaking with is Tread, and when I go to your profile you're such a bitchmade pansy that you block other people from reply chains so you can posture like a big tough guy and pretend you wouldn't get dogpiled by the entire site if you left it open :story:
 
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