🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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an e-bike would be perfect for him as well given how lazy he has become he wont even have to peddle. sometimes i wonder what sort of antics cobes would have gotten into if he could drive. would he get a giant bell for the roof?
An e-bike is perfect? Nah doodt.
I got two words:
Motorized.
Barstool.
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I think a cooler cruiser is more his size for zipping around the single wide gothic dream trailer.
Nice and short, narrow, easy access to piss beer, hard liquor and drink hacks.
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Thread tax toobz.
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Edit: It even comes in black and green. TMDWU.
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I was rereading through the form at work for shits and giggles.

I saw this and realized the prophecy as came true..
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an e-bike would be perfect for him as well given how lazy he has become he wont even have to peddle. sometimes i wonder what sort of antics cobes would have gotten into if he could drive. would he get a giant bell for the roof?
I mean Seizure recommended him the idea of getting an e-scooter in his second interview with him.
 
cobes zooming around casper in a mobility scooter would be like a better version of mobility mary. especially if he tricked out the scooter and added an obnoxious horn or bell.
 
He’ll need a gothic mobility scooter if he reaches 40 and the obesity saga really kicks in. Clint better start saving up for the scooter ramp the BOY will need to get in and out of that trailer.
At this point he must be pretty close to being pre-diabetic right? Sadly it’s very likely once he requires insulin that he will be probably forgetting to take it or simply refusing to.
 
At this point he must be pretty close to being pre-diabetic right? Sadly it’s very likely once he requires insulin that he will be probably forgetting to take it or simply refusing to.
I would bet he already has full blown type 2 diabetes. The complications don't come all at once, but the longer it's uncontrolled the worse the complications and difficulty controlling it. If diagnosed early enough patients can get good outcomes with simple medication and diet. If not patients end up insulin dependent to manage the condition, and if patients do not comply with their treatment, it progresses quicker, then they get to enjoy all the horrors of the late stage complications. Gangrene feet is totally goth dood.

That's not to mention the cost of drugs in the USA. I fear the boy is doomed.
 
You troles don't understand biobogology. Remember how he said the food he eats disappears and turns into food for ghosts? He doesn't need insulin. His excess blood sugar just turns into ghost blood sugar. And they're already dead so TWU toobz.
 
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