💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

Don't worry, guise - Jack replaced doze enurgee dreeenkz with LOTS of black covfefe - Drinkz with ALL THOSE ingreedience will KILL YOU - they are POIZ-UN. I wuz in Perfect. Health. until I was drinking five-teen of those coffee drinks...what was I drinking? How many was I drinking? Something like five...six...seven drinks? Idunno. Annnnnyway: The uh...Uh....

Tammy: The energy drinks!

Oh! EN-urgy drinkz: You can think straight; can...REMEMBUR how many you drank. That stuff...zBAD for you - K? Like: What is covfefe? WATUR? GOFFEE GROUNZ? SIMPLE. Drink that instead! Yull be halthier n HAPPIER. TRUST ME. Anyway, I love you guise. All see youall again necks time.


[Jack's recipe for black coffee below]

Spoiler

STEP ONE ASK TAMMY MAKE YOU COVFEFE BRING IT OVER

 

[densedance]

The same Fatty that believes hospitals have kill quotas and doctors are out to get him.

So this fat retard rather wanted to throw a big tantrum because he (only) had to pay 100$ not only for the ER Visit but also for the Tests. Did he totally forget that having an Insurance it doesn't automaticaly cover 100% off the costs?

... and then gets lolled by his Lawyer lmao

 

[John Andrews Stan]

tantrum

Jack’s life is one series of tantrums, all day every day. What’s worse is that he thinks his obese toddler shtick is badass and clever. I hope Jack Jr. goes into weed-induced psychosis and caves his dad’s head in with some overpriced Chinese kitchen gadget.

 

[densedance]

Jack’s life is one series of tantrums, all day every day. What’s worse is that he thinks his obese toddler shtick is badass and clever. I hope Jack Jr. goes into weed-induced psychosis and caves his dad’s head in with some overpriced Chinese kitchen gadget.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yup Jack it's all those babies drinking monster

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And all of them breathe.
Breathing causes autism. Maybe Scalfatty should stop breathing. His entire family should just stop breathing.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack’s life is one series of tantrums, all day every day. What’s worse is that he thinks his obese toddler shtick is badass and clever. I hope Jack Jr. goes into weed-induced psychosis and caves his dad’s head in with some overpriced Chinese kitchen gadget.

I thought it was already caved in with that beluga dome of his.

And not to be a dickhole contrarian... but you can't go into psychosis or even a fit of rage on weed (alone). Hard drugs and/or many years of alcohol abuse could do it though.

So this fat retard rather wanted to throw a big tantrum because he (only) had to pay 100$ not only for the ER Visit but also for the Tests. Did he totally forget that having an Insurance it doesn't automaticaly cover 100% off the costs?

... and then gets lolled by his Lawyer lmao

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How could you even HAVE these thoughts, let alone over having to pay $100 for a potentially life-saving visit to the ER?? I know your ass wasn't broke in 2009.WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS ONLINE?!

What was he, in his late thirties posting this? No sane person would say that in their late... fuck, single digits. At least ratface was highschool age when he wrote the kill list in the bathroom stall...

My only guess as to why he thought that was okay/"funny" is that the 2000s were that "wild west" era of the internet where you could get away with a lot more with little effort.

 

[myhairisonfire]

So this fat retard rather wanted to throw a big tantrum because he (only) had to pay 100$ not only for the ER Visit but also for the Tests. Did he totally forget that having an Insurance it doesn't automaticaly cover 100% off the costs?

... and then gets lolled by his Lawyer lmao


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Jack Scalfani (b. 1967)
The Invention of Single-Payer Heathcare, 2008
Digital

Courtesy of Meta Platforms, Inc.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

you can't go into psychosis or even a fit of rage on weed (alone)

False.

How could you even HAVE these thoughts, let alone over having to pay $100 for a potentially life-saving visit to the ER??

Jack views life through the lens of his own perceived victimhood. If he so much as stubs his toe, he can’t chalk it up to basic life unpleasantness that every human is subject to regardless of their circumstances. To Jack, everything he doesn’t enjoy is being done to him. He’s a passive bitch fueled by rage over every little negative thing he’s ever experienced. I can only imagine how that ratcheted up when he lost the use of one arm — which he sees not as a consequence of his own choices that he can use to help others and thus turn into service to God, but as an affliction that he’s never going to accept and will always feel resentful over.

TL;DR Jack is an emotionally immature bitch.

 

[p1138]

How could you even HAVE these thoughts, let alone over having to pay $100 for a potentially life-saving visit to the ER?? I know your ass wasn't broke in 2009.WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS ONLINE?!

What was he, in his late thirties posting this? No sane person would say that in their late... fuck, single digits. At least ratface was highschool age when he wrote the kill list in the bathroom stall...

My only guess as to why he thought that was okay/"funny" is that the 2000s were that "wild west" era of the internet where you could get away with a lot more with little effort.

It's because Fatty has always been a piece of shit.
Bitching about calling a hospital and hearing an ad for donating blood

https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2003/06/so-i-call-my-friend-at-hospital.html

He's got other blogs btw. Feb. 2008 Aspartame is a killer!

https://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2008/02/aspartame-another-silent-killer.html

This is after he discovered soda has too much sugar in January

https://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2008/01/sugarthe-silent-killer.html

Bitching about medical pot

https://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2008/06/did-you-know-it-was-so-easy-to-get.html

Bitching about someone wanting to use a card for a $6 jar of his sauce, because he only wanted to do 3 jar minimums for a card transaction(he used to sell his crap at the local farmers market and fleamarkets) and I guess rejecting a potential customer.

https://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2009/11/when-money-runs-out.html

Here's another example of Fatty's ego problem

https://needprayernow.blogspot.com/2008/04/need-prayer-now-blog.html

Yes, he created another blog(he's got 4 btw) just so people could email him and he would post about praying for them.

https://cookingwithjack.blogspot.com/2007/

My company is GiveMe Foods and please don't ask me why I named the company that. I was probably hungry at the time. I really can't remember.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

GiveMe Foods is the perfect brand name for a selfish POS and fat fuck like Jack. I mean talk about summing up a person’s entire ethos. The accuracy!

 

[Tiresome]

Bitching about calling a hospital and hearing an ad for donating blood

This sums up the depths of Jack's center of the universe, false-Christian mentality so well. He literally likens an earnest initiative for saving another human's life to an ad before a film, Jack the king capitalist, Jack the expert marketer, titan of industry, can't STAND ads and also thinks merely being informed of the ability to sacrifice for another person is a day-ruining outrage.

 

[p1138]

This sums up the depths of Jack's center of the universe, false-Christian mentality so well. He literally likens an earnest initiative for saving another human's life to an ad before a film, Jack the king capitalist, Jack the expert marketer, titan of industry, can't STAND ads and also thinks merely being informed of the ability to sacrifice for another person is a day-ruining outrage.

Indeed. People have questioned if his insane world view is due to the strokes, it isn't. The difference is that post strokes, he isn't capable or willing to string the words together in an attempt to justify his insane perspectives(that's why he gets angry and tells everyone to just look shit up for themselves, or vaguepost about things and insult people when they ask wtf he's talking about).

 

[the khat quaffer]

False.


Jack views life through the lens of his own perceived victimhood. If he so much as stubs his toe, he can’t chalk it up to basic life unpleasantness that every human is subject to regardless of their circumstances. To Jack, everything he doesn’t enjoy is being done to him. He’s a passive bitch fueled by rage over every little negative thing he’s ever experienced. I can only imagine how that ratcheted up when he lost the use of one arm — which he sees not as a consequence of his own choices that he can use to help others and thus turn into service to God, but as an affliction that he’s never going to accept and will always feel resentful over.

TL;DR Jack is an emotionally immature bitch.

Studies (even review articles ca. 200 are great but weed isn't gonna do anything unless other factors are at play. I'd sooner put my money on Jr. developing/exacerbating a severe drinking problem (I'm thinking Kratom or Kratom-like beverages) in years to come which, coupled with his demonstrably short fuse when it comes to Jack, resulting in a dull, meaty chinesium bonk to the holy roller's head during a particularly obnoxious family dinner.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Here's another example of Fatty's ego problem
https://needprayernow.blogspot.com/2008/04/need-prayer-now-blog.html Yes, he created another blog(he's got 4 btw) just so people could email him and he would post about praying for them.

"i'll pray for you" is the laziest response to anyone

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"i'll pray for you" is the laziest response to anyone

Lazy is his default state.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"i'll pray for you" is the laziest response to anyone

It’s also a lie. Much Christian, very saint.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack exclusively, publicly invokes prayer as an alternative to any demand for effort on his part (while expecting everyone around him to pick up his slack for free - especially so if they’re hospital staff), then expects credit for pretending to pray. No Scripture to do with it being holier to pray in a closet applies to Jack; because the Bible is purely a shortcutting tool available for him to judge everyone else, despite having eaten himself into an inability to read it or recall what it says. In fact, we know Jack doesn’t read his Bible; because the word “Jack” isn’t anywhere in it.

Any photo or video of Jack within a church group or congregation (or even amongst other human beings, for that matter) evokes imagery of a cuckoo chick in a marsh warbler nest. The man adheres to moral tenets the same way he does carnivorousness:

Stop recording. Sin. Resume recording with evidence of sin visible. God didn’t see it. Presumed superiority preserved.

The quality of Jack’s blatant and shameless attempts at subterfuge is limited to “this will fool them unless they look at it.” The best, current example of this is the jar of eggs on his “studio kitchen” counter.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"i'll pray for you" is the laziest response to anyone

That's the most effort he can give. For anything. Unless it's food related.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

An interesting take I've heard on prayer is that it does work in the sense that if you're in a situation where staying calm is going to help you think clearly, maximize a limited air supply, etc., then it can be beneficial to do so -- if, of course, you already believe in the power of it. If you sincerely believe in the power of prayer and you're trapped or afraid or whatever, you should pray.

That said, the operative word is "sincerely." Jack doesn't believe anything sincerely -- except that the next bite of blue rare steak might make him feel alive again for two seconds -- so that advice wouldn't work on him. He'd start praying and suck up more air and die even faster.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

An interesting take I've heard on prayer is that it does work in the sense that if you're in a situation where staying calm is going to help you think clearly, maximize a limited air supply, etc., then it can be beneficial to do so -- if, of course, you already believe in the power of it. If you sincerely believe in the power of prayer and you're trapped or afraid or whatever, you should pray.

That said, the operative word is "sincerely." Jack doesn't believe anything sincerely -- except that the next bite of blue rare steak might make him feel alive again for two seconds -- so that advice wouldn't work on him. He'd start praying and suck up more air and die even faster.

Plus praying for someone who is sick or has a broken leg isn't going to do jack shit