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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Marche said:
Anyone who actually wants Binx near this shit even if you want a couple moments of Sam telling her to shut up is absolutely retarded.
This is the sorta shit she flatout ruins, any time anyone has to act or roleplay around her she steals it for herself and has to remind you she is "such a nerd XDDDD", she pretty much kills the mood and vibes the same way fatty does.
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They should give her some "very important lines" to say, pull her up on a "magic mirror" (facetime via ipad) let her get partway through them and shut her off mid-sentence. Do it over and over.
 
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Betty just posted and deleted something about “somebody trying to do something on the site that got stopped before it happened” or something? I saw the post when I opened xitter but then she deleted it. The replies here imply someone tried to kill themselves on the website.
 
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
She might be willing to do it if Jet asked her, she's in New York rn doing photoshoot with that Cvatik guy so it isn't hard to bring her to Rhode Island either.
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Out of all Fishtank contestant, I want to see her interact with Jimmy the most. I bet Jimmy would act like he's above her but wouldn't mind if she ask him to go into the woods for some private time. Mary Jane is like when you crank up Letty's attraction to tard to 11.

As for Jon, you might see him on Bloodgames cause he's desperate for relevancy. I bet someone kicked him from the boxing event.
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I wish Jet would force Jon to wear purple lipstick and then kick him out.
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I was one of roughly fifty regular ADL viewers (yes, the numbers were that bad), and I’d argue that Maryjane is the only person from that production who truly deserves a spot on a proper FTL season. Call it her audition if you will.
She’s a turbo-whore junkie and would 100% try to hook up with someone—or multiple people—if she were brought in, but it doesn't matter. In ADL, she and Augustine were the only two who consistently generated content, took abuse, and rolled with it. Plus, they were the only actual contestants—not production insiders—in the cast.
Adding insult to injury, as far as I know she wasn’t even compensated for her participation. So Jet should just throw her a bone and bring her into a real production. If not as a full contestant, then at least as an NPC.
She’s an LA stripper/prostitute—definitely no softie—and she wouldn’t shy away from confrontation. Lots of potential for content and interesting hypothetical interactions. Plus, Jon would shit an actual brick if one of his contestants was poached by that no-good Jet Neptune which itself would be very funny.
On the Jimmy front, I agree he’d probably act like he’s too good for her—calling her a whore and whatnot—but dollars to doughnuts he’d happily suck on those tits in a bush in a camera dead-zone.
 
In an ideal world every former fish, freeloader and minor character would make some kind of appearance. I don't think events like Bloodgames should be exclusionary about who they let back on. It's supposed to feel like a big celebration.
 
I think if they bring Alex B, then have to bring in Binx. She is the only regulating force that can work with him, and she has to be willing (or actually want to I guess) to sort of flirt with him. Its the only way to keep him from crashing out all the time.

But he is too much of a wild card, but at the same time he can be very entertaining. He will start conflict, its his nature.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
I think if they bring Alex B, then have to bring in Binx. She is the only regulating force that can work with him, and she has to be willing (or actually want to I guess) to sort of flirt with him. Its the only way to keep him from crashing out all the time.
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Binx was there in S3 and Alex still crashed out. Binx stinks.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Binx was there in S3 and Alex still crashed out. Binx stinks.
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She's the only one in his life that is a voice of reason. Alex calls her and actually listens to her input whenever he has problems. Recently it's relationship problems with his gigantic blubber wife. His wife hates Binx so much it's unreal.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
I think if they bring Alex B, then have to bring in Binx. She is the only regulating force that can work with him, and she has to be willing (or actually want to I guess) to sort of flirt with him. Its the only way to keep him from crashing out all the time.

But he is too much of a wild card, but at the same time he can be very entertaining. He will start conflict, its his nature.
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Honestly I think any female being nice and flirty to him would do the trick, it doesn't even need to be Binx
 
I just think Alex might be into the LARP and it would be funny. Especially if he ends up being more into it than anyone else.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
I think if they bring Alex B, then have to bring in Binx. She is the only regulating force that can work with him, and she has to be willing (or actually want to I guess) to sort of flirt with him. Its the only way to keep him from crashing out all the time.

But he is too much of a wild card, but at the same time he can be very entertaining. He will start conflict, its his nature.
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Binx sucks ass and should be relegated to a bit part like the Goblin's wife, but no doubt will be very prominent to farm simpbux. She's going to be terrible at LARPing, and not in a funny way.

Before he left, Luke wrangled Alex about as well as one can, so I'd prefer if he were designated Alex wrangler.
 
Blindeye said:
They invited her for 2.5 and she refused because it was outdoors and she refuses to do anything outside
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No, she said she was busy, and she didn't have enough time to get there. And if the outdoors is a problem, just have her live in the shed.
Blackstar said:
It was supposed to be real on Bloodgames 1 but the wiggers contacted her too late and expected her to just drop everything and show up in time for the last couple days which obviously isn't possible for most people.
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They made Greg says neggers for nothing!
 
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