💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

I'm generally against the singularity (it's bullshit - more like the singhilarity) but if we have to atomize and digitize ONE MAN for all eternity to enjoy, I nominate Fats.

You can digitize Pat right now:

10 INPUT PAT$
20 PRINT "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy Prison."
30 GOTO 10

 

[FinnSven]

You can digitize Pat right now:

10 INPUT PAT$
20 PRINT "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy Prison."
30 GOTO 10

Too efficient and not bloated enough.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Too efficient and not bloated enough.

sorry, Alex Mahan was unavailable.

 

[Maude Snew]

Too efficient and not bloated enough.

Better?

10 INPUT PAT$
20 PRINT "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy Prison."
30 WADDLETO 10

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Too efficient and not bloated enough.

10 REM FatGPT implementation in BASIC
20 REM Written by Spunt and SNEED.EXE - 04/21/2025
30 INPUT "Enter Patpost";PAT$
40 PRINT "T";
50 PRINT "h";
60 PRINT "i";
70 PRINT "s";

...

470 PRINT "s";
480 PRINT "o";
490 PRINT "n";
500 PRINT "."
510 GOTO 10
520 END

 

[FinnSven]

sorry, Alex Mahan was unavailable.

10 REM FatGPT implementation in BASIC
20 REM Written by Spunt and SNEED.EXE - 04/21/2025
30 INPUT "Enter Patpost";PAT$
40 PRINT "T";
50 PRINT "h";
60 PRINT "i";
70 PRINT "s";

...

470 PRINT "s";
480 PRINT "o";
490 PRINT "n";
500 PRINT "."
510 GOTO 10
520 END

Perfect.

I wonder how many thousands of miles of reel to reel tape will be needed for his Tiny Tim script?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Cardinal Porcinius of Milwaukee is en-route to the Vatican as we speak to declare his candidacy
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He was made a cardinal en pecktore.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I was mindlessly scrolling on YouTube shorts today and came across one of those gay normie meme channels that had posted one of our pig’s Tweets!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Pat's brain doesn't work in stillness and quiet, or at all.
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HEY LOOK I'M AN AUTHOR SEE I HAVE MY LAPTOP UP ON THE BAR INSTEAD OF BEING QUIETLY AT A BOOTH

I'M A PUBLISHED AUTHOR, I SELL BOXES OF MY BOOKS AT CONVENTIONS

*oinks happily, pokes at keyboard on laptop with trotters*

*A couple asks Fat Rick what he's doing*

Fat Rick: STLAKER CHILD, I'M WORKING ON A BOOK ABOUT DARK TINY TIM. IT'S SO BEYOND YOU YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT. FUCK OFF. GIMME ANOTHER CRAFT BEER AND ANOTHER POUND OF WINGS. *NO, I'LL EMPTY IT OUT INTO MY OWN TOILET I KNOW I'M BANNED FROM THE URINAL AFTER I DROPPED A DEUCE IN IT!* **FUCK YOU STLAKER I AM NOT TOO LOUD! FUCK YOU I AM NOT OVERSERVED!**

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Apparently one of the frontrunners for Pope - and supposedly Trump's favorite - is one from Wisconsin.

It'll never happen but can you imagine how fucking funny it would be for the new Pope to be a Trumper from Patrick's neck of the woods? It might unlock a new strain of sneed within the oinker.

Enjoy conclave, cardinal child.

 

[JustSomeDong]

HEY LOOK I'M AN AUTHOR SEE I HAVE MY LAPTOP UP ON THE BAR INSTEAD OF BEING QUIETLY AT A BOOTH

I'M A PUBLISHED AUTHOR, I SELL BOXES OF MY BOOKS AT CONVENTIONS

It's been posted plenty of times, I know.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I had to stop capping and bring these assorted seethes straight here. He’s so mad!!





lol!!

 

[McMitch]

Did this faggot really pull the “you’re too poor to live in a city” card, while also a vehement democrat? And he does live in the ghetto. Milwaukee, as a city, is little better than a ghetto of Chicago, a city that in itself is majority-ghetto.

 

[RollingRock2]

From twitter

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I had to stop capping and bring these assorted seethes straight here. He’s so mad!!
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Explain why there's a complex across the street from your hovel that looks like it's straight out of Regent Park? I'm fully expecting FLEX463 to release his next mix tape there. Hell, your home looks like the place The House of Balloons is based off. Is Ed the Sock going to come out of the garbage bin there and give a walk through? Fuck, how's Tyke and Turk doing? Not living in the ghetto, fuck off with that. looks like any other slum I've either lived around or drove past.

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Meanwhile in country music today

(he's fucking awesome in concert!)

Go back to listening to your nigger ghetto trash Patrick.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Published doesn't mean units sold. Anyone can publish something. Also, HFY AI created stories are better than anything you wrote.

Also, the bars you go to are pretty quiet. Try and do that at 44.

No, child. He won't try it at 44. He passed that age already and that BMI a very long time ago.

What makes these funny is fucking every single detail about it.

Fucking hell did I laugh at that post. The panacea to a dogshit day at work.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I hope Pat lives to be 103 and keeps sassing everyone online, and becomes even more of an unassailable institution than he already is, and I suspect there's already multigenerational pat posters in the works if that hasn't happened already. Big love to this thread/community (except the swatters, that shit is fucking gay as fuck).

If Pat continues to do this another 10 years the tides will turn and he’ll end up an internet hero.

 

[Azdy]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No, child. He won't try it at 44. He passed that age already and that BMI a very long time ago.

44 is a club here that my wife decided to drag me to a few times. Though given how Patrick dresses he wouldn't be allowed inside.

 

[Detective Carey]

Wow he was super salty with all of his stereotypical projections about small towns, I wonder what the deep lore on that seethe is.

I feel like the only country song in that list was the last one. I always forget about how that Yellawolf/Slumerican sub niche ended up fusing with country and evolving into hick hop. I'm not gonna knock any of it because eh music/art is subjective, but it's weird to see so many shitty hood scribble face tattoos on white people.

Used to be the only face tats you caught on white people were like obvious prison shit, which was rare to catch in public anyway because by that point you're usually never getting out. Seeing white people bumbling around in public all hood scribbled up nowadays like some 5th grader's school binder like that is always fucking weird. Personally I blame Yellawolf/lil Peep for popularizing that "look like a desk in detention" aesthetic.

I suppose you could take it back even further to like, Eminem. My headcannon has always been that the Yellawolfs/lil Peeps were like the shitty little brothers of the Eminem millennial party your face off generation, and that each each generation evolves and tries to emulate their progenitors, the more degenerate it becomes both visually and artistically/lyrically.

Edit: Pat should get NOCH ILD! on his knuckles, that'd be some real tough guy shit.