💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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And to think Bear Hammer said we should move this to lolcows of history.
 
Alex Hogendorp said:
>I would never murder my family.
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Xev said:
Placing bets on whether or not Alex has already murdered and raped (in that order) his entire family and we are witnessing his final crash out arc before he jumps in front of a moving train only to survive limbless and in prison.
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This sounds like a lot of efforts, I would bet against.
 
Since that 'im leaving again' post was clearly sarcastic, and the 'id never kill my family' but leaving rape on the table is wittier then usual for Alex, I'm staring to come around to the idea Alex gave his login to Bargain Bin Laden.
 
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Alex, why don't you show us on the doll where you touched your sisters

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Jfc this IS the thumbnail
 
Alex Hogendorp said:
You know what fuck you guys. It was a mistake ever coming back here. You guys are the most obsessive hateful group of people I've ever met. I'm never returning to this stupid thread.
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NOBODY here is your friend, youre a fucked up faggot with fucked up fetishes.
You couldnt even rape your pillow.
 
Alex Hogendorp said:
I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff
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Definitely not with my passive help through proper tg roast.
Mleh.

Alex Hogendorp said:
I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to.
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The hands of autistic limbless molestrer in fursuit have wrote this.

Alex Hogendorp said:
I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.
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Ah! At least something worth to hear in a good while.

You're still limbless molester bud and that'll stay this way forewer thanks to Yu-Gi-Oh.

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