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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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FedPostalService said:
He shot a retreating child in the back with an unlicensed shotgun.

As much as I hate gypsies, housebreakers, and our retarded laws regarding self-defence and firearms, Tony Martin is NOT a hero.

The shit he pulled would have got him a long time in prison in Texas.
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In Texas its entirely legal to shoot home invaders in the back as they flee for their lives if said break-in occurred at night.

You could also say that in Texas people would know better than to break into someone's house in the first place. Barras fucked around and found out.
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Recently, Irish nationalists on Twitter have uncovered that a member of the British Homeland Party, Carter McAfee, was a "former femboy". Who had a homosexual interest in BAME (Black, Asian, and minority ethnic) men. Here some of the images.
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Least homosexual wignat.
 
Gibs said:
Recently, Irish nationalists on Twitter have uncovered that a member of the British Homeland Party, Carter McAfee, was a "former femboy". Who had a homosexual interest in BAME (Black, Asian, and minority ethnic) men. Here some of the images.
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Or if you don't want to read, watch this short video showcasing this dumpster fire.
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The Twitterati say that Zoomer Historian has also apparently been removed from the party. I think Homeland is quite glad, all things considered, that Camus was banned from entry. It keeps the attention away from hiring a literal BNWO sissy faggot to be a party officer.
 
Pakistan expels thousands of Afghan migrants - This isn't a Babylon Bee article.

Pakistan has deported more than 19,500 Afghans this month, among more than 80,000 who have left ahead of a 30 April deadline, according to the UN.

Pakistan has accelerated its drive to expel undocumented Afghans and those who had temporary permission to stay, saying it can no longer cope.

Between 700 and 800 families are being deported daily, Taliban officials say, with up to two million people expected to follow in the coming months.
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More than 3.5 million Afghans have been living in Pakistan, according to the UN's refugee agency, including around 700,000 people who came after the Taliban takeover in 2021. The UN estimates that half are undocumented.

Pakistan has taken in Afghans through decades of war, but the government says the high number of refugees now poses risks to national security and causes pressure on public services.
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Deportations are racist, or nahh?
 
There's been a timeline shift. Starner's name has been retconned into being Starmer (and always having been Starmer).
 
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Pakistan expels thousands of Afghan migrants - This isn't a Babylon Bee article.




Deportations are racist, or nahh?
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Of course not, this is not racist.

Pakistanis are a valuable resource and we can't allow these foreign rats to sully their good name so deport all foreigners from Pakistan. In fact we should bring every single Pakistani over here, lets even build them an air port so we can have even more of them.
 
Happy Easter Sunday.

And happy weed day for our american stoners, and happy hitler's birthday for our nazi-loving skinhead friends.
 
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Eekum Bokum said:
Half of your country is one day away from demanding an invasion of El Salvador to bring back a MS-13 member. Calm your shit.
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Why do right wingers all do this gay fighting about who's country is being ruined by satanic pedophiles the hardest?
"Hahaha in your country they're arresting people for complaining about muslims raping their children!"
"Well in your country they're crowd funding niggers to kill white people!"

Commie faggots in America and UK are all on the same team, they are just at different stages of destroying our countries so why the fuck are we taking it out on eachother?
 
Monopolywheel said:
Why do right wingers all do this gay fighting about who's country is being ruined by satanic pedophiles the hardest?
"Hahaha in your country they're arresting people for complaining about muslims raping their children!"
"Well in your country they're crowd funding niggers to kill white people!"

Commie faggots in America and UK are all on the same team, they are just at different stages of destroying our countries so why the fuck are we taking it out on eachother?
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It's all pride and ego.

"while my country is shit it's not as shit as yours by *insert metric* therefore my country is better than yours and that means I'm better than you so your opinion doesn't matter."
 
Monopolywheel said:
Why do right wingers all do this gay fighting about who's country is being ruined by satanic pedophiles the hardest?
"Hahaha in your country they're arresting people for complaining about muslims raping their children!"
"Well in your country they're crowd funding niggers to kill white people!"

Commie faggots in America and UK are all on the same team, they are just at different stages of destroying our countries so why the fuck are we taking it out on eachother?
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It’s just that every time you mongs come in and shit up the King’s thread I can’t but help think Hassan was right about you guys and 9/11.
 
BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
9/11 was great because now every time I fly there is a non zero chance someone is going to have a play with my bumhole.
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Party of me hopes an elite squad and troons and Mohammed enjoyers team up and crash a plane into Canary Wharf (in Minecraft) just so this country stops being gay for a decade.
 
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