💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
AnOminous said:
Because Nick is such a disgusting worthless piece of shit that only a fat, greasy pedophile would put up with his foul presence.
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There's that too.

Lore has it that Zumock was his first choice to be his bestest anti-Aaron chum, but Chad (wisely) told him to eat shit.

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Grayback said:
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guess I wasn't the only one who had this thought
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These, and the tumbleweed blowing between them is Grifty's stupid round green mop head thing.
 
Let's go:
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Captain Manning said:
Lore has it that Zumock was his first choice to be his bestest anti-Aaron chum, but Chad (wisely) told him to eat shit.
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IIRC, he was sending Zumock super chats trying to butter him up, Chadly Chad immediately detected Nick's tactics and launched a verbal tirade on stream calling him a pedo-worshiping faggot who let Aaron fuck his wife to orgasm.

Nick was very fucking booty blasted that his monitary charm offensive was a negative investment. It was a great moment lmao
 
Sneed Force One said:
To Nick, the enemy of his enemy is his friend. All transgressions are forgiven when you hate Aaron Imholte. Even if your a fat, unintelligent pedophile. All of it is kosher if you fuck with the Toe
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I hate Aaron, Nick. I think he tasted your goo. Now that we are BFF, lemme peep that bodycam footage. Maybe a Kayla nude for the road.
 
Butwhythough2 said:
It's so funny and weird that both false positives and lable switches happen to his daughter. Out of anyone else it was Rekieta's daughter, even though a small probability she just got unlucky. Also that cop had coke metabolites to sprinkle in there for good measure. Nick Rekieta is so important that the government had to try to take him down for good. He's definitely not a huge narcissistic faggot that was either too neglectful or dosed his kid, it's a government conspiracy.
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What's funny and weird is that the lab error rate was so high that a single test of his daughter resulted in a massive false positive. But that Nick had over a hundred tests and not a single false positive.

Funny and weird that a Poisson event like a massive false positive test wasn't followed up with other ones. Almost like Nick is completely full of shit.
 
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Oh great. Nick's got the pedophile voice AI running. Hey Nick, did you disable the Charlotte Imholte impersonation one? You fucking cretin.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
His community service might be motor vehicle maintenance for the county.
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That seems incredibly dangerous.
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
ick has a handwritten letter from Aaron where he admitted to all the bad things he had done. He had it, but no one knew he had it. He could have shown it at trial, and he implied it would have been very effective at discrediting Aaron. He still has it.
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Wow what a great lawyer.
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Nick only had 3 letters of support because he did not want to flood the judge with letters. He asked for 4, but his mother did not get one in
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Another good legal strategy.

Nick is obviously a liar but these lies make him look like an idiot so they're more likely to be true, what the fuck is going on here.
 
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