💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
It's almost like that bullshit was total moron shit and he completely lost on it because it was retarded.

Remember how that Boss Baby looking bitch ass fucking whore Barnes insisted it was totally the best argument of all time and how anyone who was pointing out how completely fucking retarded it was was wrong?
What are you talking about? Nick totally won his case on everything using these rock-solid constitutional arguments. He argued the search and arrest violated his 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 14th and 25th amendment rights. His victory was unprecedented in scope when he won his Frank's hearing at BOTH the trial and appellate levels (the first ever to win at trial court, appeal and win again). His precedent setting watermark arguments were so devastating, the prosecution was left speechless. And total victory when he successfully negotiated a felony guilty plea for 5 years probation. Never bet against Barnes. Name another person that didn't sell drugs, only used drugs in their home, didn't have drugs on their person nor was under the influence when stopped and got off with only a felony conviction. You can't.

Barnes is THAT good.
 
There are plenty of valid criticisms that can be applied to @ItsAaronIgnoreMe but I admire the fact the he's seemed to identify the closest he'll come to an infinite money glitch by attempting to provoke the Nose Goblin into a relapse. When Nick inevitably picks up the bottle in a week or two, Aaron's got a month of dono's waiting for him on his celebration streams.

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Nick is blaming his lawyer, but didn't tell the lawyer about the letter from Aaron that would have made this a slamdunk case? Make it make sense.
 
There are plenty of valid criticisms that can be applied to @ItsAaronIgnoreMe but I admire the fact the he's seemed to identify the closest he'll come to an infinite money glitch by attempting to provoke the Nose Goblin into a relapse. When Nick inevitably picks up the bottle in a week or two, Aaron's got a month of dono's waiting for him on his celebration streams.

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He also posted this when all the chaos was unfolding last night. It needs some avocado or fresh scallions, but at least he can garnish, albeit with dried parsley. His light trolling is rather refreshing.
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All I'm hearing is 40 minutes till Nick has a surprise date night with Kayla.

We really need to compile all these stream excuses. I have a smattering in the OP. I think the newest was '11PM requests for food from the 17 year old'.

Personally, 'childrens' late night computer activities' is tops, followed closely by '107 degree Fahrenheit fever'.
 
Like if his B12 levels are in the gutter for weeks in a row, then the PO (or an underling) is going to literally just sit with Nick all day like a goddamned shadow to see what he's doing during the day, watching him like he's an elementary schooler with a behavioral problem.

*puts on Boss Baby suit to better channel Barnes* That would require the PO or underling to basically live in Nick's house all day, which is a clear violation of his Third Amendment rights.
 
He repeats the belief that drugs should be legal because only hurting people with those substances--like alcohol. Being on probation, as he is now, does not change that belief.
It was motivated by their concern about his relationship with April. They got the government to police his personal relationship.
Nick votes on tax policy and anti-war bases. He does not really care who wins.
Nick was treated with undue hostility by the lead investigator (Quin Pomplun)
Every word that oozes out of Nick's mouth just makes me more and more certain that you simply cannot share a society with Libertarians.
He's so fucking childish. So fucking selfish. So short-sighted. He has no care or consideration for anyone else—not even his own fucking children.

He cannot comprehend that he endangered them. He doesn't care that he dosed one of them. He doesn't even consider that it might be true, and that he might have actually been wrong in his belief that the test was fake or he didn't do it or whatever story he's saying today. He doesn't even stop and go, "oh fuck, maybe it really was me, maybe I actually did something horrible. Maybe I did it accidentally, but it was still under my watch, with my drugs, so it would've been my fault."
His sole focus is figuring out what he needs to say so that he can worm his way out of whatever trouble he's in, so that he can go back to being a hedonist.

He doesn't care about what it does to his kids for them to have to see their parents being obviously unfaithful, or constantly high, or in a weird fucked-up threesome relationship. He doesn't care about how disrupting a family would affect the stability of the rest of his community, and I'm sure that he can't understand why that would be the case. He can't comprehend that other people might perceive what he was doing as something inherently negative which needed to be stopped for everyone's sake.

He just cares that it was fun, and that he wanted to do it.
That's as far as his thought process goes on any of this. His mind is working on the same level as your average inner-city youth who robs a liquor store.
Nick cannot even understand that the cops were hostile toward him because of his own actions. This motherfucker's brain doesn't work.

I feel like young Hitler in Vienna, slowly but inexorably learning to hate a certain group of people.
Lolberts to the camps. They are a subversive element who damage the communities they're in and cannot be trusted.


He now loves his audience and he "didn't appreciate how invested people were and how they participated".
It's because all of the stuff that he was doing was just his stuff. He cannot comprehend that anyone else would care about infidelity or drug use or child endangerment. His brain physically does not work in such a way that he can understand it.

Now the government is telling him he cannot do what he thinks is fun now.
Because the thing that he wants to "do" for fun is April.

Also the 107 degree temperature was true!
Hell, maybe it was—and that's what gave him the brain damage that he so obviously has.

he's not gonna make it is he?
Nope! Not a fucking chance.
 
ANY allegations of this sort to anyone are inflammatory and possibly defamatory. Pics/statements/proof or it didn't happen.
Whatever conduct he's alleging is not serious. The GAL is not going to risk their career or put the children in jeopardy. The GAL only cares about the interest of the children (this is why Nick hates her). The GAL didn't automatically say that Nick and Kayla being free and having the kids was in the kids best interest. Not arguing that the kids should be immediately returned to the drug den made her the enemy.

If the concerns brought to GAL were serious, she would have first reported them to the police. Second, she would have reported it to the court. She would have advocated for their removal from the custody of the offender. She has no reason not to and it's the argument she made to keep them in foster care away from Nick. She's not afraid of that argument.

So the obvious conclusion is whatever Nick is imagining as serious is on the same order as the relevance of watermarks on his stream.
 
Aren't his youtube streams unmodded? This should be good.
One of his last YouTube streams was actually heavily modded. A lot of shit kept disappearing according to what I heard.

Historically he's told his wrenches to do very little, but I'm think that's over now. Just like he's a copyright cuck too.

*puts on Boss Baby suit to better channel Barnes* That would require the PO or underling to basically live in Nick's house all day, which is a clear violation of his Third Amendment rights.
I kinda want him to make that argument only because there is precious little case law on the 3A. It is the unloved and forgotten amendment.
 
He better start painting minis to get those fucking local streams done. Only plastic crack for now on.
 
The fact that he managed to do a Locals stream and get him self all worked up bodes well for doing a real stream.

LETS GO.
 
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