🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Where does Claus get the Mexibucks to make all these superchats?
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He's sending two and a half dollars for each fifty pesos. He at most spends $10 a day to flood superchats in hopes his streamer e-daddies read his messages.
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This government website says that Mexico's minimum wage is (as of now) is 278.80 Mexican pesos per day in general and 419.88 Mexican pesos in the "Economic Free Zone for the Northern Border" (places near the U.S. border):
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Assuming @FakeAFClausMystery over here has a minimum wage job in Mexico City proper, this guy is spending at minimum, 1/5 (50 Mexican pesos) of his paycheck every Synthetic Man stream.

Sperg Spectating said:
He at most spends $10 a day to flood superchats in hopes his streamer e-daddies read his messages.
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In this case, our minimum wage Mexico City furry "friend" here would be spending almost the entirety of his paycheck (4/5) paypigging for Synthetic Man :story:

Of course, this all depends on the assumption that he even has a job in the first place. Maybe he's on that Mexican tugboat, which is why he can spend so much on superchats for e-daddy Synth.
 
I like to believe he makes his money by playing his throat pipe on the street in a mariachi band. You haven't lived until you've heard La Cucaracha played on a trachea tube.
 
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@FakeAFClausMystery since you're here, can you explain how you became bisexual? Were you always a batter for both teams or were furries and Ganondorf so hot that you wanted to embrace your homosexual side?
 
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@FakeAFClausMystery since you're here, can you explain how you became bisexual? Were you always a batter for both teams or were furries and Ganondorf so hot that you to embrace your homosexual side?
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Come to think of it, is Claus even bisexual? Because it seems all the porn Claus has uploaded to his porn accounts is exclusively gay porn.
 
That Other Dude's Persona said:
The guy is wearing a collar.

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Shizo88 said:
Pedo vibes
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NO FUCKING WAAAAAY. IT FINALLY HIT ME.

I can't fucking believe this. I knew this guy.

Tl;Dr He's a schizoid retard LARPer who drank too much of his "I am an otherkin dragon king" and transed somewhere in the 2020's.

Don't contact him. He'll just waste your time with his ramblings—And he might not even trust you (especially if you... uh, """"misgender"""" him).
 
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