💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
  • Nick is talking about the PSI
  • Says he had no idea the PSI would be so harsh.
  • He negotiated hard for no jail time, but somehow this wasn't in his plea agreement.
  • He bites his tongue about his legal counsel, blames them.
  • States he imagined that the prosecution verbally told him he wouldn't serve jail time. Admits he imagined it.
  • Once Nick saw the PSI recommended jail time, he went "into panic mode". He was convinced he would go from jail from the courtroom.
  • Gets riled up about Lawtubers getting the Jail time wrong, cusses at them.
 
Sneed Force One said:
He bites his tongue about his legal counsel, blames them.
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Meanwhile the Barneswalker did literally everything this idiot faggot told him to do.

Remember, nothing is ever Nick's fault, he's a perpetual victim, everything that happens to him is someone else's fault.

Fuck this faggot.
Sneed Force One said:
  • Once Nick saw the PSI recommended jail time, he went "into panic mode".
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Bullshit he went into arousal mode, assuming he was going to get to suck a bunch of cocks that very day.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
LOCALS Highlights PART 2:

- Due to his small town venue, the judge was never going to go against the police narrative. He STILL has not gotten all the discovery he was supposed to. He does not want to badmouth his lawyer, but some arguments were not made well.
- Nick wants to talk about Trump. He does not care about what he does, but he is funny and what he does to government is hilarious.
-Nick votes on tax policy and anti-war bases. He does not really care who wins. He wants his son to not be in a war.
- Trump's policy is Fascist-lite and questionably constitutional Nick likes presidents who 'advance knowledge of constitutional interactions within government'. Trump talks to the people that most government ignores in favour of their donors.
- Nick has someone he knew from high school, Nick Stevens, who was a cop who lied on probable cause affidavits and eventually got fired. Nick was quick to say that he is not representative of who all cops are.
- Nick will show audio and video from his case to show how the police procedure works and all the tricks they use. Nick was treated with undue hostility by the lead investigator (Quin Pomplun)
- As an example, he was in custody and was remaining silent, but then the investigator got up in his face while he was strung out and tired (not high at the time because he was sober when arrested). They treated him like a drug dealer.
- Nick was told he would get their kids back the net day when he got out of jail, but they drug their feet on the process.
- The investigator claimed to be watchin Nick for 'months' when his affidavit and records indicated, at most, '7 days or less'. He also called April's mother and claimed she was on drugs without actually having drug test results.


Balldowasher in chat:

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nick rekieta is attempting a hard glaze on the president of the united states knowing he will need a pardon in the next couple of weeks
 
Amazing, Nick turns a discussion about being forced to fix government vehicles for community service into a non sequitur about his cool Mustang.
 
daffodils said:
Nick is going to do "dirty hands work" for community service, preferably on cars, lol.
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Nobody will allow him to wrench on shit. I wouldn't want him touching anything mechanical.



He'll be given a broom......and then he'll die from his heat allergy.
 
daffodils said:
Nick wants to do "dirty hands work" for community service, preferably on cars, lol.
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He is going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit picking up trash by the side of the road because he is too goddamn dumb to do anything else.
 
Sneed Force One said:
  • Nick is talking about the PSI
  • Says he had no idea the PSI would be so harsh.
  • He negotiated hard for no jail time, but somehow this wasn't in his plea agreement.
  • He bites his tongue about his legal counsel, blames them.
  • States he imagined that the prosecution verbally told him he wouldn't serve jail time. Admits he imagined it.
  • Once Nick saw the PSI recommended jail time, he went "into panic mode". He was convinced he would go from jail from the courtroom.
  • Gets riled up about Lawtubers getting the Jail time wrong, cusses at them.
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But i was told by balldo guards that he wasn't getting jail time and it was all a typo.
 
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