💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
When I first read about this cognitive program, I wondered if it was to evaluate how much Nick has cooked himself on galaxy gas, or how cooked he is at present (likely effective means for detection, other than empties).

I get what the program is now, and it's funny as shit that "Mr. Always Told He Was So Smart" (no doubt by mom and dad) gets to go through something for knuckle draggers. That said... I do wonder how many IQ points Nick has knocked off himself.
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It's all about altering the thought patterns that can lead to problematic/crimogenic behaviors. The therapy targets three things: cognitive self-change, social skills, and problem-solving.

  1. Cognitive self-change focuses on uncovering your thoughts/attitudes and figuring out which ones are negative/antisocial/criminogenic in nature. For lots of people this is the first time they are asked to critically look into themselves and try to assess what of their thoughts and decision making are destructive and negative
  2. Social skills focuses on the idea of doing prosocial and positive interactions and making one think about the impact their actions can have on themselves and others. Literally, they want you to Think (about the dumb shit you're going to do) for a Change instead of acting like an impulsive 80IQ mongolid.
  3. Problem-solving is the application of the other two elements and how to develop proper coping skills and strategies when one is faced with the negative people, places, thoughts, or things.
This type of therapy is cheap (mainly cheap as a motivating factor) and can be helpful enough that it's done in prisons, county jails, juvenile detention halls, and other corrections facilities across across the United States.


Captain Manning said:
They should call it "Stop Being a Dumbass."
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It should but you truly don't realize how many people are poorly socialized and act on straight impulse and emotion. Thinking two steps ahead is hard for lots of people. I wasn't joking when I said the purpose of probation for some people is that they need to be taught how to act like a civilized human being.

Captain Manning said:
You realize he's gonna be like "I don't need this shit, and everybody here is dumb except me," right?
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Yes, except these people will be sending reports to the Probation Department on his progress. They will housebreak him either by boot heel or kind word. It's up to him.
 
Reminder that nick still owes monty at least 6 kayla nude photos (6 KNUs).

He better start doing the photoshoot in case kayla runs away in august while he's in jail :story:
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
by percentage how many guys drinking as much as he did, let's say 60 drinks a week could go cold turkey for 5 years?
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Not your specific question, but:

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And there's also the drugs he has to stay off too.

Get the rope Macaulay! said:
like he's proper fucked, even pre-fame he was doing weekend drinks with the other fags at the strip mall, now he's sober?

sober until 2030?
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I keep saying I don't think he's gonna make it.

If I'm wrong, Balldoguards can rub it in my face, but they have to wait five years, I might be dead by then, and I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Being around people like Juju the Cow and Ethan Ralph ain't exactly gonna help either. They tell you in any sobriety program you are supposed to stay away from other users/drinkers.
 
so is rekieta really streaming tonight? because if he goes live just downing booze right off camera im willing to become a balldo washer atp
 
Anyone checked in on TVs Will Herron?
He must be excited about August 2st with Whore KNU Wife being all alone.

That junkie pretending like he "put his kids through" anything while speaking to the court, yet on YT it was simply a "bad summer." This junkie is a fucking lowlife trust fund prick.

That CLOWN WIG out front of courthouse was KINO. Nova said "There is a God" upon hearing junkie sentence. 1,000,000% suffah junkie n whore wife.
 
Captain Manning said:
, but they have to wait five years, I might be dead by then, and I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
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if you're not alive 5 years from now and Nick does in fact stay sober and neither of our accounts or this website vanishes i will personally dig up your grave and fuck you on camera while saying "Nick Rekieta was right all along"
woodedbag said:
so is rekieta really streaming tonight? because if he goes live just downing booze right off camera im willing to become a balldo washer atp
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no way in hell is he doing an episode tonight.
 
Sam Losco said:
5k gift now?
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>tanks youtube career
>abandons all friends, church and community
>cucked by jamaicans and a washed radio dj
>gets addicted and arrested!
>child tests positive for drugs
>loses a house
>humiliates wife in front of the entire town
>guilty and 5 years probation
>in some serious cybercrime shit
let me guess, you want more?
answer's yes, by the way
 
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woodedbag said:
does anybody happen to have a link to that video of rekieta as the guy from train spotting? i want to watch it again it was one of the funniest things ive seen in my entire life that absolutely nobody in my life will understand. can't seem to find it on youtube
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Check the following thread. Should be in the first few pages:
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Thread 'Balldoverse Meme & Edit General'

Please post your misc memes and edits here so people can find them. Here's my contribution to the news the kids were hungry and dirty.

Dick and Vito ask How This Affects You with Starving Children.jpg
Reactions:Winner x 49 Like x 40 Informative x 2 Semper Fidelis x 1 Feels x 1
 
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