Shitty Etsy Products

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acceptable said:
[GALLERY=media, 2953]Screen Shot 2017-02-15 At 2.28.17 PM by acceptable posted Feb 15, 2017 at 2:31 PM[/GALLERY]
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This is some witch shit.
 
acceptable said:
[GALLERY=media, 2953]Screen Shot 2017-02-15 At 2.28.17 PM by acceptable posted Feb 15, 2017 at 2:31 PM[/GALLERY]
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That description is horrifying
 
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[GALLERY=media, 3029]Gacypuppet by bigshot posted Feb 28, 2017 at 8:07 PM[/GALLERY]

Etsy puppet. Great for little boys' birthday parties.
 
For The Internet said:
Don't you just hate it when you feel that dreaded itch down below, or when your hooker of the moment inspects you and shakes her head and the grim realisation hits you: no sex for you today, because you've got an STD?

Worry no longer!

STDs shouldn't fill you with shame or... regret. Indeed, Etsy teaches us that there's no need to worry when you get a down below disease, in fact Etsy says we should proudly tout our achievement (after all, STDs mean you got laid) and should capture it for posterity.

You can now mark the arrival of your special status with a charming cross-stitch of the hitchhiker in question. Such as, say, Syphilis:

https://img0.etsystatic.com/007/1/6648634/il_875xN.389785796_agx5.jpg

Or if you've had a REALLY big night out (or just want to be prepared) you can get ALL THE STDS in one handy pdf file:

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/151558981/instant-collection-of-stds-5-std?ref=shop_home_active_28

https://img1.etsystatic.com/009/0/6648634/il_875xN.460563953_9os6.jpg

Since STDs are no longer taboo, don't hesitate to needlessly bring them into the conversation! Show your friends you remembered them on their special day with this pdf of a birthday card that features a joke with a punchline you won't know until you've bought the pdf for yourself!

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/108...tted-disease-birthday?ref=shop_home_active_32
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Lol, I've actually done some of Alicia's patterns and they're really pretty good. Not these ones though. I can't think why.
 
Bugaboo said:
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Do you like the Joker and Harley Quinn? Did you ever want two toy frogs with large heads painted like them? Did you ever want to pay 87 fucking Canadian dollars for them? Well have I got an etsy product for you my stupid, stupid friend
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i would just like to emphasize the fact that these are repainted littlest pet shop toys
LPS is basically shit-tier MLP (take that as you will)
 
That's my dead name. Please call me by the TRUE AND HONEST name that God AND THE BEAR (at Regency Square Mall, during 1989) has given me YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD :twisted: :twisted: .
 
There_is_no_Dana said:
[GALLERY=media, 3162]Laura Palmer Pin by There_is_no_Dana posted Mar 11, 2017 at 5:55 AM[/GALLERY]

This reminds me of those horrible portrait tattoos people get. Why would you want to wear something like this? I mean Twin Peaks is cool and all, but this sucks.
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Without the caption, I'd never be able to tell that that was Laura. What a dreadful rendering.
 
here is some tumblr sperging re: putting minerals up places.

It's about malachite rather than rose quartz, but I thought it was amusing.

(tbh anyone buying sex toys from etsy deserves whatever they get from it)
 
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