💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Edward Teach]

So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.


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No. He paid a percentage just.

 

[AnOminous]

Actually Criminal

Is Sean "Potentially Criminal" his new gay obsession?

I'm beginning to think Nick's professed hatred for fatties is just to cover up his homosexual fetish for fat guys.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.


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He went through a bail bondsman I believe.

 

[Sneed Force One]

To cope with the utter waste of likely hundreds of thousands of dollars in lost revenue and property portfolio, Nick has taken to immediately bitching at our resident Deepthroat Armchair General SpectreReport.

 

[Melty Butter]

Hall of Fame/Rekieta Shame

Judge Stephen Wentzell, Pastor Kevin Melin, Paula Holmen (teacher), Detective Quin Pomplun, Dan Sletta (stepfather-in-law), and County Attorney Kristen Pierce
Sorry, but he gets an honorable mention (mugshot as appropriate):

Aaron Imholte
Edit to Add: Aaron's reaction -

 

[Vibralldo]

If his P.O. has any amount of intelligence, he would not let Nick go to fucking Vegas. That's asking for an immediate relapse.

This is why he should be allowed to go

 

[Meat Target]

I'm eating a bag of corn nuts (Good Friday meals, ugh) and realized that this is the latest sacrifice to the Corn.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I hope he comes out of jail with a balldo tattoo under his eye like a teardrop.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I feel like anything is possible now.
Justice still exists.
The planet is healing itself.
Balldo Bros not feeling so good....

 

[AnOminous]

He went through a bail bondsman I believe.

You'd think a super rich dude would just put up the full bond himself and save himself a few thousand dollars.

But I guess I'm just suffering from the myopia of poverty.

 

[Edward Teach]

No. He paid a percentage just.

He went through a bail bondsman I believe.

Thought he had to pay in full to get the "no conditions" put on it? Maybe I am mistaken.

 

[Vibralldo]

Now under the threat of jail, Nick cannot make any faggot jokes about how much he loves drugs, cheating and hacking Aaron Imholte.

Didn't stop him before and he clearly suffered consequences for it

 

[Desktop User2]

Actually Criminal

Is Sean "Potentially Criminal" his new gay obsession?

TBF "actually criminal" is the only qualifier that correctly applies to Nick.

 

[Canard]

Thought he had to pay in full to get the "no conditions" put on it? Maybe I am mistaken.

Yes, but he did it by paying partially to someone else who fronted full amount. And deal there is that party will keep all the money after case is done.

 

[Vibralldo]

TBF "actually criminal" is the only qualifier that correctly applies to Nick.

"Hey, everyone, this is Rekieta Crime. A convicted felon in central Minnesota."

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I know it's been said that Judge SJW is hard on drugs, but this is still unexpected. Will there be any transcripts of the sentencing hearing available to purchase at some point?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I know it's been said that Judge SJW is hard on drugs, but this is still unexpected. Will there be any transcripts of the sentencing hearing available to purchase at some point?

It will be free, maybe takes a week

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I know it's been said that Judge SJW is hard on drugs, but this is still unexpected. Will there be any transcripts of the sentencing hearing available to purchase at some point?

You can pitch in. I believe @Useful_Mistake has purchased transcripts in the past for us to peruse.
And might be planning to do so again.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH
YOU STALKER CHILD NERDS ARE WRONG! AND HE WILL TELL US ALL AT [ ?? : ?? CST ]
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

Even post-sentencing he's gonna do the "well you see, the courts are wrong, my sentence conditions were supposed to be down here but judge faggot put them up here ; I was also crucified by an oppressive state on Good Friday like the average guy Jesus of Nazareth" explanation.