💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

Unfortunately Nick. Your Pre-sentencing Investigator remains unconvinced.

With any luck, you'll need to convince Big Black Bubba of your sincerity from Kandiyohi Jail

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he does get jail time can you imagine how annoying he is going to be for everybody with all his I'm a Lawyer don't you know shit.

Lawyers can do very well in prison because the other inmates try to get free legal advice. I’m sure Nick would even be able to fuck that up by being his charming self.

 

[AltisticRight]

That is certainly something they could do. Then again, there are a lot of different churches and bars will be lowered to gain admittance.
They could just all be weirdos and running away from problems. There absolutely are churches that do that too.
Doesn't matter. I just wanted to dunk on him a bit more for his homeschooling weirdness that I called back on page 5 or something. There is no vetting process there. Those "imma make my own school with me and my buddies" things are always fishy. It always has something like this in it somewhere. Like, if you feel your kid isn't learning enough at school you can just teach them some more at home in your free time if that is a problem. You don't need to create your entirely own school in your dining room to do it all yourself.
It's a really weird logical jump to make. You probably shouldn't be a teacher if you jump to that conclusion.

This is a thread about a retarded skeleton who likes cock and Jamaicans in his wife.
If you want to sperg about homeschooling, open up a thread on the Mass Debates board of the autistic rightoid faggot subforum.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Lawyers can do very well in prison because the other inmates try to get free legal advice. I’m sure Nick would even be able to fuck that up by being his charming self.

Nick will somehow manage to get Minnesota to reinstate the death penalty with his legal acumen.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Happy sentencing day Nick.

Have a few drinks before you drive to the courthouse, you earned it for being such a good boy.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.

 

[hawkisnight]

Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.

Those GOSH DARN kids are "safe" with their neet whore of a mother because case against Kyla was dropped.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.

Nick Rekieta plead to his charge of felony drug possession in return for Kayla Rekieta and April Anderson / Imholte's charges being dropped. Only he runs the risk of jailtime.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Kayla will not be sentence, her and April getting their charges dismissed is part of Nick's plea.

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.

You are not just late, you are also uninformed.
They test for metabolites, not the presence of base cocaine. It cannot have been transferred to the hair.
Metabolites are the result of the body processing cocaine and they are deposited inside the hair, not the outside.

You are proof Nick's lies manage to mislead people.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

This is a thread about a retarded skeleton who likes cock and Jamaicans in his wife.
If you want to sperg about homeschooling, open up a thread on the Mass Debates board of the autistic rightoid faggot subforum.

That exists. Or tried to. Never made it anywhere because some folks are wedded to the idea.
Just saying that this guy showed the signs of being an outlier in a group of outliers. Then the outliers here got mad that I called them that. If you wanna police it, go ahead.

 

[AltisticRight]

That exists. Or tried to. Never made it anywhere because some folks are wedded to the idea.
Just saying that this guy showed the signs of being an outlier in a group of outliers. Then the outliers here got mad that I called them that. If you wanna police it, go ahead.

Nah.
Not until I get a payrise. It's just that every now and then I get reports of severely off-topic discussions. Sometimes even I can't help it but join in. There's the tripod and butterdish discussions that I was wholly guilty of making wors... I mean, FUNNIER and WEIRDER. Contrary to what certain followers of a boring gambling tard would say, I'm not going to bother. Most users don't care either. We're here to laugh at every detail. I will only move stuff if it spans many pages and users can't help to stop.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Thanks @hawkisnight and @Sneed Force One. Pleading to a charge so that m'ladies go free is surprisingly honorable (?) of Nick to do.

They test for metabolites, not the presence of base cocaine. It cannot have been transferred to the hair.
Metabolites are the result of the body processing cocaine and they are deposited inside the hair, not the outside.

That's what I was referring to: cocaine can be absorbed via the skin and then it would be processed by the body. When someone snorts a line there's still residue left behind unless they go HAM licking that surface (not putting that past Nick or his hoes).

You are proof Nick's lies manage to mislead people.

And your post is proof that you're so invested in this drama that you're tilting at windmills, especially when I went out of my way to still denounce Nick.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

At this point it's probably the work he puts in to asking his parents to give him money so their grandchildren have a roof over their head and spaghettios. Feels like that's why Kayla got with the retard to begin with, as she seems pretty content doing fuck all herself.

Once upon a time being a broodmare for the upper crust was a privilege afforded to talented women who ruled from the shadows.
I guess drugs and Star Trek all day in exchange for doing absolutely nothing but being an abuse sponge ain't so bad, depending on who you ask.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

We're here to laugh at every detail.

Yup. And his alternative education tactics of his children are fair game provided that we don't go off-roading into a separate discussion of whether of not that is something worthy to be made fun of to my eyes. But every time this comes up people get REALLY mad. Then it isn't fun anymore. So they get an automatic win just by making things not fun. Not whether other people find it funny which is pretty subjective and most of this site would be shut down if it operated on that basis alone. So here we are.
Anyways, good talk. Stay safe. Keep your hands and feet inside the ride until it comes to a complete stop. Do not consume with alcohol. Don't feed the wildlife.

 

[Red Frida]

Nah.
Not until I get a payrise.

You mean when you stop doing it for free?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And your post is proof that you're so invested in this drama that you're tilting at windmills

The "windmill" is the claim that the tested for metabolite could land in the child's hair via transfer, which is a Nick created rumor and cope that he has been spreading on social media, in stream chats and also postulated on stream. All in an attempt to justify the positive cocaine test as the fault of someone other than himself or Kayla.

He went as far as quoting a Quora hack as a source.

Denouncing such nonsense is important, because that way Nick's narratives and claims slip into the general debate as "possible alternatives".
So please get more MATI because someone points out that your cope take is factually wrong. That you are claiming you "denounce Nick", while at the same time offering an alternative explanation for the most damning event in this entire trainwreck, the positive test for cocaine metabolites of an, at the time, 8-year-old girl, is just stupid.

I'll fight your windmill any day of the week buddy.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

And your post is proof that you're so invested in this drama that you're tilting at windmills, especially when I went out of my way to still denounce Nick.

Stop being retarded. There are 8300+ pages that you didn't bother read. Even cruising through the highlights for just a month would have caught you up. People put in time to gather and post information. Stop wasting time with questions and statements that are easily found with minimum effort. Go out of your way to read.

 

[Dave The Diver]

The "windmill" is the claim that the tested for metabolite could land in the child's hair via transfer, which is a Nick created rumor and cope that he has been spreading on social media, in stream chats and also postulated on stream. All in an attempt to justify the positive cocaine test as the fault of someone other than himself or Kayla.

Is there a different meaning to "transfer" that you are using here? I take it to mean that Nick is coping that some cocaine "magically settled" on the child's hair at some point while we know form the drug test that coke metabolites were found in the child's hair follicles. Are you and I in agreement on this?

Thus one theory that came to my mind is the child absorbing cocaine through skin contact with whatever surfaces/items that Nick was using for his habit. This would explain how the coke was metabolized. I base this on reading the report of how messy Nick's house was and how a container and vile of coke were found in his master bedroom. Also the fact that no one's talking about a motive for Nick to drug his daughter and that coke-heads are notoriously bad at sharing their "snow".

while at the same time offering an alternative explanation

Why is considering alternative explanations an issue? To be extra clear, do you see that my theory still makes Nick liable for child abuse/endangerment and in no way excuses what happened?

I'll fight your windmill any day of the week buddy.

I tried to put it gently in my previous post, but my point was that you're overly invested and going "Full Sneed Ahead". That doesn't look healthy.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

And your post is proof that you're so invested in this drama that you're tilting at windmills, especially when I went out of my way to still denounce Nick.

I read your concern trolling, it seems like no one is really buying it. Saying "I denounce Nick" as if you believe some non-specific blanket denouncement will lend any credibility to your following defence of the worst thing that Nick did is frankly ludicrous, it's not going to get past anyone here. Nick is a Child Starver, Nick is Child Abuser, Nick fed his 8 year old daughter Cocaine.

If you are somehow serious and not a concern troll then take the effort to at least read the OP and the highlights, these matters have been gone over to death.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Thus one theory that came to my mind is the child absorbing cocaine through skin contact with whatever surfaces/items that Nick was using for his habit. This would explain how the coke was metabolized. I base this on reading the report of how messy Nick's house was and how a container and vile of coke were found in his master bedroom. Also the fact that no one's talking about a motive for Nick to drug his daughter and that coke-heads are notoriously bad at sharing their "snow".

Read the forum and there are lots of research already posted. Namely the amount of cocaine metabolites found in her hair doesn't support your "theory." It wasn't trace amounts, it was 10x a drug user min level. If humans could absorb the levels found in her hair through normal skin contact, they wouldn't snort it, they just rub it on their hands and people would test positive for handling money. Read the forum.