JD Vance will interrupt the President's "Gamer Gate Address" to briefly mention Patrick's bitch tits.
Little baby chiiiiiiiiiild.....you are always wrongyou are both very wrong, stalkers.
Sticky, please.
If Vance gives piggy even a crumb of attention, Rick will take that as validation he's super duper important and his unwarranted arrogance will go through the roof. He'll brag to all and sundry about how he's being targeted by the Trump administration, which will no doubt get him his precious updoots on BlueSky.
Ooh, a new lolsuit to laugh and throw popcorn at? Much obliged.
To be fair many autistic people are more productive than Pat by default.Fatrick loudly declares he knows for a fact his many autistic family members do not require assistance to go poo poo, and also that baseball is inherently autistic.
To be fair, many people in rehab or in nursing homes are more productive than Fat by default.
"Mr. Tomlinson, have you even thanked our police officers once for not tasing you when you took swings against them while in a naked and disorderly state? As the President always says: "We have the best retards here in the US. Tremendous, tremendous retards. Nobody has better lolcows than us.""
I have to imagine that the defense for these admissions is that the officers reasonably believed Patrick could be a threat to his wife, given his criminal history.
Any artisanal wholesaler of lunchmeats (with a necessarily scare supply) would know how to market their product, Pat is just giving off the impression of scarcity to jack up the prices on his 'pepperoni'. No doubt this slight of hand is designed to fund his campaign against the stalker childs in the police.
