💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
Didn't Nick used to have a driver during his streaming career who drove his kids around for him? He also had a Nanny and a Maid IIRC.

As for being an addict, I think that's why the recommendations were made, 30 days in prison to get him clean and make Nick do anything not to go back, (scared straight if you will) and the five year probation is to make sure that if Nick ever does go back on the bottle that most of his kids will be free and clear by that time, or at least have some level of self sufficiency.

I can see why the recommendations have been made, Nick hasn't taken any accountability or responsibility, continues to drink and take whatever legal drug he can (galaxy gas etc) and blames everyone but himself for his actions, even as he prepares to plead guilty. No remorse, no show of changing, he'd be back doing cocaine right now if the state didn't have his balls in a vice, and if he got a year probation he'd be back doing it in one year and one day (if he could last that long).
 
Whether it was Nick or Kayla/Megan/Parent that wrote those letters, what stands out to me the most is how, when needing to convince a judge of how amazing a father Nick is, the very best they can think of is that he drives the kids around and occasionally makes them food.
That is the absolute peak of fatherhood Nick has accomplished. You know what, I hope Nick dictated those letters, because how utterly sad is it that the best people can say about you as a parent, is that you barely cleared the bar for absolute minimal engagement.
 
Not Even Twice said:
Whether it was Nick or Kayla/Megan/Parent that wrote those letters, what stands out to me the most is how, when needing to convince a judge of how amazing a father Nick is, the very best they can think of is that he drives the kids around and occasionally makes them food.
That is the absolute peak of fatherhood Nick has accomplished. You know what, I hope Nick dictated those letters, because how utterly sad is it that the best people can say about you as a parent, is that you barely cleared the bar for absolute minimal engagement.
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An Uber driver with a medium-sized vehicle can fulfill both needs.
Drive the kids around and fetch edible food.

Congratulations Nick. You will be replaced by Ranjit the Pajeet.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
You know given Nick’s driving record and substance abuse I wouldn’t make Nick driving his kids around constantly as the main focus for why he shouldn’t be in prison
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The pastor reported that people saw Nick clearly drunk driving his kids

They're literally arguing that Nick needs to be let off the hook so he can drunk drive his children more
 
woodedbag said:
i do not understand the whole concept of nick driving his kids around being such a good and noble thing.
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Nobody else does either. It's an absolutely bizarre Nick thing. Nick somehow thinks DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around is some huge burden. Nobody else on the face of the planet even understands this.

And it isn't even just normal shit. This faggot, every time he gets pulled over for speeding, immediately starts ranting and raving about DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS around. This is just for normal speeding ticket type things. You can read them in MCRO. He literally starts gibbering and foaming at the mouth about HE KEEEEEDZ every time he gets pulled over to the point it shows up in the trafffic cop's report.

Absolute mental case.
 
Did I miss it, or has nobody posted the latest Locals missive yet? Anyone with a member account?

2025-04-18 - 04_48_37 - Locals _ RekietaLaw.webp
 
200MB said:
Bro... not the breakup text. :(
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sn0JnI3ci6U
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But... but... Nick said that he never breaks up friendships! It's the other person who walks away.

Add that to the list of Rekieta lies.

AncientPhosphur said:
You know given Nick’s driving record and substance abuse I wouldn’t make Nick driving his kids around constantly as the main focus for why he shouldn’t be in prison
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That, and the (unpaid) speeding tickets, unpaid registration, etc. His one true virtue is driving his kids places, but the court has plenty of evidence that he is not to be trusted as a driver...

I also love the mention of the nanny/driver suddenly quitting, thus necessitating Nick's filling the role. The court also has the information that the nanny was one of the people originally interviewed for the warrant. Great idea, reminding the court of her, and that the situation in the house was so dire that they drove away their hired help (and couldn't find a single other person in the community willing to take her job.)

Part of me wants the judge to say, "Well, you can't go to jail because you're so busy driving your kids to classes? The school year ends beginning of June. You can report to the count lockup on June 15th," but a bigger part of me wants the judge to rip on how irresponsible of a driver Nick has been, and how utterly stupid he was to commit all these crimes impacting his ability to safely drive, when the well-being of his children was on the line.

Either way, likely or not, I want Nick to do 30 days in jail, primarily because if he's out of the house for that long, it gives Kayla a chance to experience life without him and perhaps realize that she doesn't have to be pilled up for life to be bearable, she just has to be away from Nick.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
To be fair he also pulled it after getting caught speeding. He seems to have a compulsive need to tell people how much he drives his darn kids around. I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.
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Okay, I finally figured it all out.

You guys are wrong. Nick doesn't need to apologize for "Dear John."

His kids do. It happened because he was driving them around.

I forgive you, Nick. Goddamned kids always needing to be driven around. I am not a parent, so I will just go ahead and take your word for it. That sounds rough.

I mean, really... If the 9 year old is old enough to have a coke habit, she's old enough to get her ass down to Minnesota DVS, get her driver's license, and start driving herself around. Nick's logic is unassailable. I am now pro-Nick again.

For the humor impaired, this is sarcasm.

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POV: You 9 year old daughter refuses to go get her driver's license, and needs to be driven to her zero-G ballet lessons at 6:15 in the morning.

Xarpho's Return said:
FWIW there are no roads in Minnesota where you can go 75.
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That won't stop Nick. He has how many speeding tickets now? Five? I've lost count.

Look, I think the point here, however inartfully some may have made it, is that Nick either needs to move somewhere else, or shut the fuck up.

Or, he's just vastly overstating (read: lying about) the amount of driving he does.

Also, he should not be permitted to count the "emergency drives to the cities" (a funny term BG once stumbled upon) for anything, because that was almost certainly code for him going to buy coke.

Nick "You honor, I drive a lot."
Court: "Okay."
Nick: "I also have to drive to the cities a lot."
Court: "What for?"
Nick: "To buy cocaine."
Court: "Are you serious?"
Nick: "Uhh, yeah. There's no coke dealer in Willmar, dummy."
:really:

Pippa's Greasy KB said:
I've made some comments here and there that people reacted as islamic content but brother, this is truly HARAM! :story:
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Oh, wait till Nick starts steaming again, and you start seeing comments about $50/1KNU.

Person: "I farted in our wife's vagina for 1KNU."
Nick: "No, stalker child. You did not. Enjoy prison."
:really:

That is, assuming, it's not all brooms on deck from this point on. Which, I seem to recall, on his last outing on YouTube/Rumble, it was. LOTS of shit mysteriously kept vanishing from chat. Even Arttheclown admitted it looked really bad.
 
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