💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

@elb / Elissa Clips has just uploaded a cut of Keanucast from yesterday (props to Elissa for the fortitude of listening to this boring harpy).
She drops plenty of deetz about the infamous Kayla Nude Unit (KNU) photo.

Keanu: The Manipulations of Nick Rekieta re April & Kayla (Apr 16, 2025)

Key Points:

• States Nick is full of shit about the picture being taken without her knowledge
• It was in fact an image of Kayla who walked into Aaron's studio while he was streaming, "seductively" naked behind-the-scenes / off-camera. Aaron took the image in front of her in his studio.
• Doubles down the picture was consensually taken.
• Believes Nick used April's phone to impersonate her in text conversations between Keanu and "April".
• Nick Rekieta was constantly foaming at the mouth for revenge against Aaron Imholte, he was apparently furious Aaron escaped the drug charges.
• He was also "calling the courthouse all the time" about Aaron, while Kayla "only gave one statement and never talked to them [the cops] again."
• Reiterates her relief that April is out of Nick's clutches. She states April had a "really bad few months in there". She tried to "reach out to Rekieta, because she's [April] telling me she's doing fucking whippets in her car".
• Nick does "nothing", "doesn't answer" and ignored Keanu's concerns. Gaslights Keanu saying "you misheard her [April]".
• Keanu reached out to "another friend" to act as an intermediary with Nick to redouble her concerns, Nick relayed "Keanu doesn't know what she's talking about". Ignored again. This intermediary then says "sorry I've been out with the kids all day" when again reapproached [Kayla?]
• Keanu was called by April "everyday" because she was "hyperventilating all day, because Nick was blaming her for missing drug tests"
• Nick constantly manipulated April, using her for info on Keanu one day then demanding April cut her off the next.

 

[AnOminous]

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around.

Why does Nick even do this? People are absolutely disgusted and repulsed by Nick whining about "drivin muh KEEEEEEDS around" to the point it's a joke and a meme. Why does he keep pushing this absolutely fucked up shit that does nothing but make him look like an absolute moron?

"DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS around?"

Literally every parent does this. Why does Nick think this is going to be sympathetic? He literally gets pulled over by cops for his egregiously awful tard driving. "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ" he says. It's literally in every speeding ticket he gets. It's basically this faggot drives like a complete moron, gets pulled over, and immediately starts ranting and raving about "driving muh KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS."

What the fuck is wrong with this goddamn idiot?

 

[Neetness]

Kayla doesn't want to drive the kids places, of course she doesn't want Nick to go to jail. She's more useless than he is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can start as early as kindergarten

There’s no need to wait that long unless a particular child has specific physical challenges that would prevent them from helping. They even make special safety knives and other tools for kids so they can help cut up certain ingredients and feel like they are contributing to the meal. My kids (boys and girls) started helping at two years old with rolling matzah balls and pressing dumplings. Bonus: They will always want to eat whatever food they helped prepare.

As for the Rekietas, Nick seems like he inculcated learned helplessness in his wife and also in his children. He wants them to be fully dependent on him for everything, and what’s more to KNOW that they are. It’s no exaggeration to say he’s a family annihilator waiting to happen.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt continues to praise Nick for being a “great father,” despite all evidence to the contrary.

He's retarded.

I guess apologies earlier for asking that question that seemed somewhat defensive of him. He was probably just accidentally right about Megan Fox.

I just would love to keep the list of people I have to loath down to a manageable level, you know?

• Alleged that Nick is full of shit about the picture being taken without her knowledge
• It was in fact an image of Kayla who walked into Aaron's studio while he was streaming, appearing naked behind-the-scenes / off-camera. Aaron apparently took the image in front of her.
• Doubles down the picture was consensually taken.

I think we kinda figured all that from the fact she was pretty clearly posing off camera. I think you can pull that out of the alleged column, and put it into "confirmed."

Nick lied, and is still lying, yet again. His wife is a whore, and he used her in a lie to try and get back at his former lover.

He shouldn't have shared it with Geno, but the State should have just invoked prosecutorial discretion and not even filed against Aaron. Complete waste of resources.

Believes Nick used April's phone to impersonate her in text conversations between Keanu and "April".

I agree with her and have said the same thing here several times. Although mostly about those weird ass tweets she made.

Keanu was called by April "everyday" because she was "hyperventilating all day, because Nick was blaming her for missing drug tests"

That's weird. To hear Nick tell it, I would have thought it was because she couldn't walk due to sex so rough that it caused her to lose buckets of blood. Who would have thought THAT story was complete bullshit?

Nick constantly manipulated April, using her for info on Keanu one day then demanding April cut her off the next.

Classic Nick.

All in all, I would say that Keanu is probably more right than wrong in this clip. Perhaps even 100% right.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Why does Nick even do this? People are absolutely disgusted and repulsed by Nick whining about "drivin muh KEEEEEEDS around" to the point it's a joke and a meme. Why does he keep pushing this absolutely fucked up shit that does nothing but make him look like an absolute moron?

"DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS around?"

Literally every parent does this. Why does Nick think this is going to be sympathetic? He literally gets pulled over by cops for his egregiously awful tard driving. "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ" he says. It's literally in every speeding ticket he gets. It's basically this faggot drives like a complete moron, gets pulled over, and immediately starts ranting and raving about "driving muh KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS."

What the fuck is wrong with this goddamn idiot?

I always thought it was funny that he would say it was something like 200 or 300 miles a day. He's in a small town, all of those miles are on roads where you can comfortably go 75 mph and you know Nick drives at least 90 most of the time. That's at most four hours of driving which is a decent road trip but if you have absolutely nothing else to do that day than it's not a big deal at all. He even has the Lawpopemobile to make it fun.

The funniest thing is that he's absolutely lying about how much he drives his kids around and is so ignorant of what actual work looks like he thought that would be sympathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

The funniest thing is that he's absolutely lying about how much he drives his kids around and is so ignorant of what actual work looks like he thought that would be sympathetic.

And it's one thing to pull bullshit like this with ignorant morons on social media.

But now he's so absolutely retarded he's trying to pull it on judges and other people with actual jobs who have already had it with his shit.

This desperate retarded faggot still apparently thinks "drivin muh KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around" is somehow a defense for his crimes.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Keanu reached out to "another friend" to act as an intermediary with Nick to redouble her concerns, Nick relayed "Keanu doesn't know what she's talking about". Ignored again. This intermediary then says "sorry I've been out with the kids all day" when again reapproached (Kayla?)

What? This isn't what she said at all. She said she had a friend reach out to Nick to get him to reply to her, and when Nick did reply, he said what you wrongly attributed to Kayla.

Presumably the mutual friend acting as an intermediary was Chrissie Mayr, but it could be someone else I suppose.

And it's one thing to pull bullshit like this with ignorant morons on social media.

But now he's so absolutely retarded he's trying to pull it on judges and other people with actual jobs who have already had it with his shit.

To be fair he also pulled it after getting caught speeding. He seems to have a compulsive need to tell people how much he drives his darn kids around. I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's in a small town, all of those miles are on roads where you can comfortably go 75 mph

Having grown up in the country, I assure you that all those miles are not on roads where you can comfortably go 75MPH. Look at the area on Google Maps. There are lots of winding roads with tight curves.

The point is that Nick isn’t a good father because he does chauffeur duty, yet that’s what those letters to the judge would have us believe. It’s a pathetic effort, truly.

 

[Not Really Here]

Having looked at everything this is a lackluster showing for Nick.

Smells like the judge is going to shock his ass, with up front time.

I also wonder, if the Barneswalker suggested Nick get a DV screening.

 

[woodedbag]

i do not understand the whole concept of nick driving his kids around being such a good and noble thing. he is most likely about 4 shots deep and hitting the galaxy gas enroute anyway, and also congratulations for doing what every decent parent on the planet does for their kids. the funniest thing about this is kayla rekieta sounds about as useful as a sixth child when it comes to anything parenting wise. give him life without parole

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Kayla doesn't want to drive the kids places, of course she doesn't want Nick to go to jail. She's more useless than he is.

An incredibly low bar yet she limbo’d right under that sumbitch.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What? This isn't what she said at all. She said she had a friend reach out to Nick to get him to reply to her, and when Nick did reply, he said what you wrongly attributed to Kayla.

I did put (Kayla?) as speculation.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I always thought it was funny that he would say it was something like 200 or 300 miles a day. He's in a small town, all of those miles are on roads where you can comfortably go 75 mph and you know Nick drives at least 90 most of the time. That's at most four hours of driving which is a decent road trip but if you have absolutely nothing else to do that day than it's not a big deal at all. He even has the Lawpopemobile to make it fun.

FWIW there are no roads in Minnesota where you can go 75. If you look at the United States map, the cucked New England/New York area limits at 60 mph, East Coast and the CA/WA/OR area is 70 mph tops, with only the western United States and Texas allowing 75+ mph (paradoxically, Travis Co., the most cucked county of Texas, has that 85 mph toll road so it's the fastest). Kandoyahi is capped at 65.

Having grown up in the country, I assure you that all those miles are not on roads where you can comfortably go 75MPH. Look at the area on Google Maps. There are lots of winding roads with tight curves.

I've driven two routes to three major cities, and one is the least miserable with long 70+ mph stretches broken up by two small towns (but no more than a few stoplights each), one is 65+ mph but pretty much all freeway with good sight lines, and one has several towns in the route with lots of annoying stoplights even in the more rural areas (and then you hit the main city and that's where the "fun" really starts).

The average commute by car is around 22 minutes each way, so unless Nick is pulling >45+ minute each way numbers he's bullshitting. (And still not an excuse).

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

There’s no need to wait that long unless a particular child has specific physical challenges that would prevent them from helping. They even make special safety knives and other tools for kids so they can help cut up certain ingredients and feel like they are contributing to the meal. My kids (boys and girls) started helping at two years old with rolling matzah balls and pressing dumplings. Bonus: They will always want to eat whatever food they helped prepare.

All too true. Little Noodle enjoys preparing itty-bitty meals, and is a master omelette chef. Noodle turns into Gordon Ramsay if they are made without Noodle’s exact recipe. Me and Mr. Bowl have often become idiot sandwiches after a Saturday morning scramble. And you have me in the mood for matzoh.

I want to make it clear, we’re not blaming the children. They’re 1000% innocent of everything that goes down in the Balldo Bunker. If you’re an older kid that can’t make a meal, that’s not his or her fault. It’s solely Nick’s control and Kayla’s neglect.

I know this doesn’t mean much, because we’re faceless anons, but I dare to find any other place on the Internet that cares as much about kids as KF does. Children and animals. You don’t mess with them, man. Nick’s downfall was probably the most twisted we’ve seen. Even Chris raping Barb was not wholly unexpected.

Like Jim said, was it worth it?

 

[ChromaQuack]

To be fair he also pulled it after getting caught speeding. He seems to have a compulsive need to tell people how much he drives his darn kids around. I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.

It reminds me of Jason "Thor" Hall's --better known as PirateSoftware-- need to remind everyone that he worked at blizzard (as QA, getting the job by being a nepobaby) whenever possible.

People so divorced from the reality 99% of the world lives in that they see absolute mundane tasks as backbreaking sisyphean burdens and trophies of ultimate sacrifice both. Remember Nick also cooks for his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ once a month!, an awe inspiring paragon of fatherhood he is.

 

[thebigdream]

People so divorced from the reality 99% of the world lives in that they see absolute mundane tasks as backbreaking sisyphean burdens and trophies of ultimate sacrifice both. Remember Nick also cooks for his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ once a month!, an awe inspiring paragon of fatherhood he is.

To some extent, I think Nick is blinded by a lack of perspective of what other families sacrifice for their children. I'll grant him the fact he's probably a better overall parent than Kayla, but it's like comparing a 2/10 to a 1/10, as if a snail is much faster than a rock. He's still woefully neglectful, yet in his mind he's a 10/10 dad because all he witnesses is Kayla zonked out in bed while he begrudgingly completes a few chores, he's forgotten or never seen what a functioning family looks like. I can't wait until he returns to streaming and tries using her absence as the REAL reason everything went to shit, as if anyone's going to buy that he had no agency in the situation, or that he'd otherwise be an attentive, caring parent.

 

[Swole McPole]

Addiction affects lots of people

How many times has Nick got to tell you? He's NOT an addict. Stopping was easy for him -- he just stopped. Even the people at the rehab that he went to were all astounded by how much of an addict he wasn't, how he's nothing at all like the real drug addicts that they see there, and how envious they are of his big beautiful house out there in CandyCaneCrush County.

Now that we're clear on that, can somebody get out the yayo and start chopping out some fat lines? Lawpope needs his lawdope.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You know given Nick’s driving record and substance abuse I wouldn’t make Nick driving his kids around constantly as the main focus for why he shouldn’t be in prison

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Kayla has at least some vested interest in keeping Nick out of jail, she's the one living off of whatever funds he brings in through streaming,

When's the last time he streamed? They do not live off of his work ("work") efforts.